Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[ImpishSeraph]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because I'd rather give you a blowjob

 

[Bunny4Wolf]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight my favourite crotchless panties are in the wash.

 

[BDA73]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight my uneven legs are hurting my hips (actual excuse by my wife last night)

 

[SimonSex]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight as my “site” is down for routine maintenance.

 

[Melodi24]

SDWCHST... because you're an asshole

@BDA73 I've also used that excuse but it was my back. I too have one leg shorter than the other.

 

[BDA73]

SDWCHST... because you're an asshole

@BDA73 I've also used that excuse but it was my back. I too have one leg shorter than the other.

She was told she should get gel injections and will eventually need a hip replacement.. this will sound very selfish but dammit can't catch a break..

 

[Melodi24]

She was told she should get gel injections and will eventually need a hip replacement.. this will sound very selfish but dammit can't catch a break..

Now mine is back, hip, knee and the ankle all on one side. Many surgeries and injections but trying to stay away from the hip replacement. I've told my husband he needs to get a girlfriend but he won't go for it, I'd love it

 

[BDA73]

Now mine is back, hip, knee and the ankle all on one side. Many surgeries and injections but trying to stay away from the hip replacement. I've told my husband he needs to get a girlfriend but he won't go for it, I'd love it

I doubt my wife would ever tell me to find a girlfriend...dont think I'd ever have the courage to do that...so instead im cum on here

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because,​

I had so many sexy men here who told me what they do with me, I’m wet and full

 

[Naughtylo]

Your friends havent finished with me.

 

[Strixaluco]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because we're both exhausted by the heat.

 

[BDA73]

Sorry darling, we can't have sec tonight because I stroked my cock raw yesterday

 

[ScorpioRising71]

Sorry darling - No, Just No !