Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[wigglypuss]

Fuck ! It's hot today !!!! [thermometer reading 42C]

 

[cheekygirl75]

This is a pain in the butt.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Fuck ! It's hot today !!!! [thermometer reading 42C]

Where the hell are you so I can go the opposite way?

 

[wigglypuss]

Where the hell are you so I can go the opposite way?

Central France, heatwave is going to last 10 days. I love the sun but this is stupid.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Central France, heatwave is going to last 10 days. I love the sun but this is stupid.

Well I'm safe, I'll never get to see France. lol

I'm sorry your having to deal with that. I'm just dying to see fall get here already.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

"I wish I could take off my boobs, it's getting so warm outside."

 

[~Elizabeth~]

"I wish I could take off my boobs, it's getting so warm outside."

I love that thought! Life would be so much easier if we could do that.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I love that thought! Life would be so much easier if we could do that.

They really are mildly inconvenient, even on a good day LOL

 

[~Elizabeth~]

They really are mildly inconvenient, even on a good day LOL

Damn straight. We could just pull them out for fun and special occasions.

 

[Mei5ter]

Year 20. Here we go.

XX

Proud of you.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

This is a pain in the butt.

Did you get some messages from horny men talking about what they want to do to your butt?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Did you get some messages from horny men talking about what they want to do to your butt?

Surprisingly, no… I think the whip keeps them away

 

[AmberLGreen]

Did you get some messages from horny men talking about what they want to do to your butt?

I think we have all probably had a recent cut and paste from somebody wanting to know our fantasies so he can write porn for us

My fantasies all include me by myself, watching tv with no interruptions or enjoying a nice meal by myself without anybody asking me if it is good every few minutes. If he can write porn about that, then he is good

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I think we have all probably had a recent cut and paste from somebody wanting to know our fantasies so he can write porn for us

My fantasies all include me by myself, watching tv with no interruptions or enjoying a nice meal by myself without anybody asking me if it is good every few minutes. If he can write porn about that, then he is good

My fantasy includes someone alternately pleasing me sexually and feeding me queso followed by cheesecake.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Surprisingly, no… I think the whip keeps them away

I would think me shanking would keep them away but alas no! Maybe you need a sword? Something more phallic to draw their attention?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

@hairball18 loves my... shank

 

[hairball18]

Only when it is used on someone else.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Fuck. Me.

and it was in the best of intentions!!!

 

[TongueLust]

WTF?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

He's got a cute ass

 

[ShaneoD]

He's got a cute ass

Did "he" hear this?

 

[SophieUK]

“Fucking slugs!”

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Did "he" hear this?

Nope. But I'll tell him tonight when he gets home. Lol

 

[ShaneoD]

Nope. But I'll tell him tonight when he gets home. Lol

"He's" going to have a fun night

 

[wigglypuss]

“Fucking slugs!”

Yeh I've done that one in Spring. Now it's "Fucking snakes" !