Cock Talk

[AtramentousRex]

Myself.
She'll be right, mate.

Self-fisting is harder than it looks in the videos. ba-ding-ching!

 

[MerWilh]

**This is very hypothetical, because I would never participate in a threesome**
I'd prefer the 3rd option: non-romantic, but familiar with one another.

Neither; everyone should be getting some type of attention. We have two hands and a couple of holes for a reason.

Neutral.

Memory is fine; I don't need physical evidence.

Go with the flow.

Most to least:
- MFM
- MMF
- FMF
- FFM
- FFF
- MMM (physically impossible)

I like the way your head works.

 

[hotwords229_A]

How many you's would you fuck, hotwords?

As many as I could take.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

As many as I could take.

Hot

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Fuck a clone of me? But I hate myself.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fuck a clone of me? But I hate myself.

I'd fuck a clone of you

And make you watch

 

[hotwords229_A]

Fuck a clone of me? But I hate myself.

But if you’re good at sex you might just fall in love with yourself.

 

[Daddydude55]

My preferred threesome would be MMM actually.

Me, me, and me

Beautiful angel

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

I started trying to answer each of these questions individually and it’s just easier to do it this way:

I started out answering the first question by saying that I’d want to be one of the couple because hopefully it would mean that we were together on that decision and had talked it over and communicated what we wanted, and were experimenting together, and open to trying something new. And that we had a partner who was willing to try something like that with you without judging.

It would be a big leap for me to do this with a serious partner though. It would be much better with a friend. In fact, I really don’t think I could. I think that if I were to be in a threesome, it would be more likely that it would be in a carefree, no deep feelings way. I really WANT to be that person who can be .. secure enough? Is that the issue?.. comfortable enough to see her partner with someone else, but I really don’t know if I could ever get there.
That feels so unattractive and unsexy. But it’s how I feel. He’s mine. I’m his. That’s it.
Wow. I just worked through all that real time.
So, it would have to be a just as friends dynamic and even then it would have to be the right mix.
The sexiness scale of threesomes to me:
MFM is out in front.
FMF is in second place.
All the rest are far behind and here’s why. I think the part about threesomes that is so powerful and erotic to me is that everyone is getting to either feel like they are the ultimate sex symbol (one of the two same sex people) or you are being worshipped pampered. Everyone is a integral and are an active part. No one is left out.
Now, have I ever had a threesome? Nope. Do I know what I’m talking about? No. This is what is going on in my fantasies. But that’s my reasoning.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I started trying to answer each of these questions individually and it’s just easier to do it this way:

I started out answering the first question by saying that I’d want to be one of the couple because hopefully it would mean that we were together on that decision and had talked it over and communicated what we wanted, and were experimenting together, and open to trying something new. And that we had a partner who was willing to try something like that with you without judging.

It would be a big leap for me to do this with a serious partner though. It would be much better with a friend. In fact, I really don’t think I could. I think that if I were to be in a threesome, it would be more likely that it would be in a carefree, no deep feelings way. I really WANT to be that person who can be .. secure enough? Is that the issue?.. comfortable enough to see her partner with someone else, but I really don’t know if I could ever get there.
That feels so unattractive and unsexy. But it’s how I feel. He’s mine. I’m his. That’s it.
Wow. I just worked through all that real time.
So, it would have to be a just as friends dynamic and even then it would have to be the right mix.
The sexiness scale of threesomes to me:
MFM is out in front.
FMF is in second place.
All the rest are far behind and here’s why. I think the part about threesomes that is so powerful and erotic to me is that everyone is getting to either feel like they are the ultimate sex symbol (one of the two same sex people) or you are being worshipped pampered. Everyone is a integral and are an active part. No one is left out.
Now, have I ever had a threesome? Nope. Do I know what I’m talking about? No. This is what is going on in my fantasies. But that’s my reasoning.

In reality (I hate reality) I agree with all of this. Except one point, I need the visual as well as the physical.

If I were with two women, I want to see them enjoy each other as well as me. As much as I want them both on me and going to town on my body, I also need to see them going down on each other, kissing, sucking and fondling each other. That’s a huge part of it for me.

I can’t differentiate the whole FMF, FFM, etc. thing. I want all three people going nuts on each other, otherwise, what’s the point? When in a threesome, I think it’s best to approach it will the idea that everything could happen and there are no limits (other than the extreme ones).

I can’t imagine a threesome with rules about what can touch what, etc.
Too confusing.

 

[Endless_Night]

Don’t even get me started on having sex with clones of yourself.
The Sci-fi future can’t get here fast enough!

I don't think this has even been done in film.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I don't think this has even been done in film.

I did see a clip of a time travel show where the father has a Time Machine and the 19 year-old son goes back to the day before to blow himself.

 

[Endless_Night]

I did see a clip of a time travel show where the father has a Time Machine and the 19 year-old son goes back to the day before to blow himself.

Oh! I just remembered Predestination (2014), based on Heinlein's short story, All You Zombies.

Stil not cloning, but clocks in with your time machine scenario. Sorta.

 

[Mei5ter]

Oh! I just remembered Predestination (2014), based on Heinlein's short story, All You Zombies.

Stil not cloning, but clocks in with your time machine scenario. Sorta.

If you multiply out Hl(ein), do you get Heinlein?

I'm shit at maths. Someone help?

 

[Endless_Night]

If you multiply out Hl(ein), do you get Heinlein?

I'm shit at maths. Someone help?

Is this British humor or once-again-it-goes-over-Endless's-head humor?

Either way, I am (once again) confused.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you multiply out Hl(ein), do you get Heinlein?

I'm shit at maths. Someone help?

I think it’s more an expansion of
Hl*(ein)^2=
Hl*(ein*ein)=
H*ein*l*ein=
Heinlein

Why did I do this? I have no idea.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I did see a clip of a time travel show where the father has a Time Machine and the 19 year-old son goes back to the day before to blow himself.

For the record it was from The Time Travelers Wife tv series.
Apparently this scene created an uproar, even though it was in the book.
I never saw the movie, the show, or read the book.

But if I could travel through time, I would go back to yesterday and blow myself.

 

[Mei5ter]

I think it’s more an expansion of
Hl*(ein)^2=
Hl*(ein*ein)=
H*ein*l*ein=
Heinlein

Thank you for doing what I couldn't!

Why did I do this? I have no idea.

Same reason Mallory tried to climb Everest. Because it's there.

 

[Apisto42]

I think it’s more an expansion of
Hl*(ein)^2=
Hl*(ein*ein)=
H*ein*l*ein=
Heinlein

Why did I do this? I have no idea.

Thank you for doing what I couldn't!

Same reason Mallory tried to climb Everest. Because it's there.

https://i.ibb.co/s9xHXffb/IMG-8334.jpg

Super fucking annoying that links won’t display.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

But if you’re good at sex you might just fall in love with yourself.

I am as good at sex as I am shit talking Lit.

 

[Apisto42]

I am as good at sex as I am shit talking Lit.

Juvenile and you don’t try very hard?

 

[EvaLane]

In a hypothetical threesome, do you prefer to be the couple who invites a third person in, would you rather be the third person, or would you prefer three non-romantic people who just need a good fuck?

In this hypothetical, I’d rather us all just be three very-not-romantic people who all had a mutual understanding.

I have needs, they have dicks, let’s continue

Do you want all the attention on you, or do you want the other two to spend some time on each other while you watch?

Me please

Would you prefer to be in your bed, their bed, or a neutral area?

Neutral, my bed is sacred and as much as I can dig some man sweat, I don’t need those sort of stains to remember them by. There are much better souvenir options! Speaking of

On your way out through the threeway gift shop, do you want to buy the photo of your climax, or are you good with just the memory?

I mean, I’m a big fan of experiences over physical gifts buttttt… there’s a fun middle ground. A little remember-me-by in the form of a rouge hickie or bruise wouldn’t be the end of the worlddddddddd and it would only last for a bit. Hypotheticallyyyyy it would be fine.

As for my partners in sexy-crime, I wouldn’t mind if a pair of panties or two went missing when my back was turned (my back would be turned quite a bit, I imagine)

Haven’t we all had a case of sticky fingers in a moment of desperation and opportunity?

Is a threeway daisy chain the best approach to everyone getting the proper attention, or is it better to let one person be ravaged by the other two and just take turns?

Ah well, friend, this is where you lose me in this la-la land fantasy. I don’t see this whole ordeal lasting longer than 30… 45 minutes at the most.

And if you think that sounds selfish, if we’re being really real, gimmie 20 GOOD minutes and I’d have a blast . The rest would probably be performance and consideration for their needs (mennnn and their neeedssssss ladies, amiright???)

I also don’t just want to sit on the sidelines either, so… it would be best if we were all on a time crunch and could work together as a team.

Surely they have other plumbing to get to

Rate these in the order you would be interested in doing them: FFM, MMF, MFM, FMF, MMM, FFF (when the letters are next to each other it means those two will/can fuck, otherwise there are pre-established rules)

MFM , FFM , FFF , FMF , MMF , MMM (only cause I can’t be there ) (ALL NSFW use your brains lol)

 

[EvaLane]

Juvenile and you don’t try very hard?

I was thinking consistently and mindfully

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Haven’t we all had a case of sticky fingers in a moment of desperation and opportunity?

I have not and I’m a little concerned about this. What kind of collection do you have ?!?!?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have needs, they have dicks, let’s continue

The perfect summary.