The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[subdudeme13]

Aren't those a type of mushroom

A girl friend gave me a mushroom one time and I had to hold on to a pillow I was afraid I was going to float away.

 

[likes2watchU]

Greetings, spoonies
Busy day
what's everyone doing?

I LOVE Your wit!!!

Thanks, @Boat1

I'm enamoured of the wits of all the ladies on this thread.
Witty Wednesday anyone?

I already had Double Witty Wednesday Wipeout, thanks

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I still have a love affair with Saturday coffee and cartoons

My college age old dog care lady was delightful. She has a sharp mind but comes across to others at times as absent minded. It’s an act.

When done right, it's brilliant!

Half and he reached out and said com8ng m9nday...we will see

Out of Context Post

Did you have a
Nappatizer???
HaHa

How did you know?

Good morning everyone

Welcome WI

Average people are st000pid.
Half don't reach that bar . . . .

My lip is still numb from the tooth extraction. I read online that it sometimes takes a few days to a week to regain feeling. Fingers crossed !

Careful, that's a good way to bite right through your whole fucking lip.
Ask me how I know

I miss George Carlin!

Same

I am slightly more positive that George, I prefer to think of most people as narrowly intelligent.

Hard to believe we had really regulated anti-obscenity laws back in the 60s and he and Lenny Bruce challenged them at every turn!

Who's gonna be this generation's Lenny & George?

Having grown up in the southern "Bible Belt" I remember the "Blue Law" when it was illegal to have your business open on Sunday....
...and not trying to be crude or obscene, but there were "Sodomy Laws" banning any type of oral or butt play.

Learn from history or repeat it

Mothers

Glad she's okay glad you're okay, too. Sometimes being the bystander is almost worse

Love that habit!
Let the naked fest commence!!!!

You say that like you're gonna show up tomorrow

. I wasn’t even showing my man-boobs!. Not even some side booooob!

I already miss those days

What? Sodomy laws included oral?

Bless your heart

Thank God she is OK after her fall!!!
I've seen the "stubbornness" for lack of a better word, as the independence is the most difficult thing for the elderly to turn loose of.
I'm glad she has you and please send her my heartfelt best wishes!

Hugs to both of you... but if she pulls that shit again I'm gonna come visit and lay down the law!
You may like restraints & bed alarms but I'm guessing momma? Not so much

I agree, I really liked it!

The funny thing is, once we got used to it…we kind of liked the slower pace of life. Wife and I both had a little culture shock coming back to the states and the 24/7 pace.

Hope you both still do

It was like that here when I was a kid. Things changed in the early 80s.

News Flash: every day gonna be Throwback Thursday at this rate

Low expectations high standards

My epitaph

We need to know this:

He was teaching a Master Class

Imagine having to enforce that for a whole site while protecting yourself from any legal consequences, while paying the bills for the servers.

Well said... and hard pass

sitting on the porch, listening to the rain fall

That part at least sounds lovely

Give me a time machine and see what happens!

Ube pandesal......yum

**its a bread roll stuffed with phillipino purple sweet potato filling-- slightly sweet and delicious to ke**

Yum! I've had the Asian equivalent with red bean filling.

If the population is an odd number, doesn't that make these positions in the list the same?

That was yesterday! I can't keep up!

'S okay, dude

 

[Missk_2022]

Morels.

I know i was trying to be funny

 

[likes2watchU]

MORALS? You have morals? Do tell!

Aren't those a type of mushroom

Morels.

A girl friend gave me a mushroom one time and I had to hold on to a pillow I was afraid I was going to float awaaway

see what I miss when I'm busy catching up?

 

[Missk_2022]

Greetings, spoonies
Busy day
what's everyone doing?

Thanks, @Boat1

I already had Double Witty Wednesday Wipeout, thanks

I still have a love affair with Saturday coffee and cartoons

When done right, it's brilliant!

Out of Context Post

How did you know?

Welcome WI

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Careful, that's a good way to bite right through your whole fucking lip.
Ask me how I know

Same

Who's gonna be this generation's Lenny & George?

Learn from history or repeat it

Glad she's okay glad you're okay, too. Sometimes being the bystander is almost worse

You say that like you're gonna show up tomorrow

I already miss those days

Bless your heart

Hugs to both of you... but if she pulls that shit again I'm gonna come visit and lay down the law!
You may like restraints & bed alarms but I'm guessing momma? Not so much


Hope you both still do

News Flash: every day gonna be Throwback Thursday at this rate

My epitaph

He was teaching a Master Class

Well said... and hard pass

That part at least sounds lovely

Yum! I've had the Asian equivalent with red bean filling.

'S okay, dude

Well nothing now because I went and got a new debit card at the bank stopped at the farmers market and proceeded to lose the fucking thing

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Found some new-to-me music to load.


Updating my serial numbers list on the pooter.


Paying some bills.


Picked up my 1911 9mm/38s000per conversion piece. It's nickel. Looks damned fine.

 

[Missk_2022]

Found it.

I need a keeper some days

 

[Boat1]

MORALS? You have morals? Do tell!

Morals? DEFINITELY!

Scruples?... only 2 left!

 

[Tweedledude]

Greetings, spoonies
Busy day
what's everyone doing?

Thanks, @Boat1

I already had Double Witty Wednesday Wipeout, thanks

I still have a love affair with Saturday coffee and cartoons

When done right, it's brilliant!

Out of Context Post

How did you know?

Welcome WI

View attachment 2557350

Careful, that's a good way to bite right through your whole fucking lip.
Ask me how I know

Same

Who's gonna be this generation's Lenny & George?

Learn from history or repeat it

Glad she's okay glad you're okay, too. Sometimes being the bystander is almost worse

You say that like you're gonna show up tomorrow

I already miss those days

Bless your heart

Hugs to both of you... but if she pulls that shit again I'm gonna come visit and lay down the law!
You may like restraints & bed alarms but I'm guessing momma? Not so much


Hope you both still do

News Flash: every day gonna be Throwback Thursday at this rate

My epitaph

He was teaching a Master Class

Well said... and hard pass

That part at least sounds lovely

Yum! I've had the Asian equivalent with red bean filling.

'S okay, dude

• Thanks for the summary, of sentimental verse, nothing in my purse, and chuckles when the preacher said 'for better or for worse', how lovely it was."
  
  
• "Thanks for the summary, of Schubert's Serenade, little things of jade, and traffic jams, and anagrams, and bills we never paid, how lovely it was."
  
  
• "We said goodbye with a highball, then I got as high as a steeple, but we were intelligent people, no tears, no fuss, hooray for us."
  
  
• "Strictly entre nous, darling, how are you? And how are all those little dreams that never did come true? Awfully glad I met you, cheerio and toodle-loo."

Thanks L2

 

[likes2watchU]

Found some new-to-me music to load.
Updating my serial numbers list on the pooter.
Paying some bills.
Picked up my 1911 9mm/38s000per conversion piece. It's nickel. Looks damned fine.

Sounds like a very decent day, indeed
especially the music part
I know, I know... you'll counter with the 1911
I prefer my nickel dropped in a jukebox

Found it.
I need a keeper some days

Oh, thank goodness!
Hey - get in line... there's a hella wait list for keepers
Almost as long as Cabana Boys

Morals? DEFINITELY!
Scruples?... only 2 left!

I gotta slow down... read that as two shekels
thought - that's about right for 2 moral morels
Might just be the night price for a nappetizer, too

Thanks L2

 

[subdudeme13]

Morals? DEFINITELY!

Scruples?... only 2 left!

Can you prove that? Asking for a friend.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I think that someone mentioned sidebewb earlier:



https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZpsUrCxST78/VoFMPo1Xy3I/AAAAAAAAPV8/-i96SWr90Lo/s1600/Laci_33.jpg

 

[Oldermom935]

I think that someone mentioned sidebewb earlier:



https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZpsUrCxST78/VoFMPo1Xy3I/AAAAAAAAPV8/-i96SWr90Lo/s1600/Laci_33.jpg

Ok Wat... Who is he?...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ok Wat... Who is he?...

That looks like a she to me.



TDK agrees.

 

[Oldermom935]

Doctor says to a female patient:
You're looking so weak and exhausted...
Are you taking the 3 meals a day As I advised?
Female patient: " oh my god, your nurse wrote three males a day"!!!

 

[Wonderer67]

No!!! You're way smarter than so many of these assholes, and you come with some integrity, too.

*!Looks around as if to say, “who me?”

 

[thør]

Found some new-to-me music to load.


Updating my serial numbers list on the pooter.


Paying some bills.


Picked up my 1911 9mm/38s000per conversion piece. It's nickel. Looks damned fine.

.38 super is a very useful round.

 

[Wonderer67]

I've seen this sort of thing happen on the site several times over the years. It honestly didn't surprise me that it's happening again. The political changes may be playing a part in this, but I'm sure it's not the only reason.

There have been clampdowns on nudity in the past, and I have been wondering when it was going to happen again. The cycle seems to be a few warnings posted, some moderator actions, some grumbling, then things settle down again. This isn't the first time, and won't be the last.

But honestly, I can't blame or fault the site owners for wanting to make this place what they want it to be. They own it, they fund it, they operate it. It's theirs to do with as they please. I've met a lot of very interesting, fun, and amazing people here over the years. This site has also helped me in many ways. If the owners want to protect themselves for changing political climate or change it for whatever reasons they choose, I have zero say in the matter. I'm still able to meet and interact with wonderful people here.

If anyone is upset about the changes, I'd suggest stepping back and looking at what we get here, for free. If anyone on this particular thread is upset, take a look at how we operate here, on this thread. We enforce our own set of rules and abide by them, and we protect it from others that would disrupt the vibe. (We do this on someone else's servers, for free.)

Imagine having to enforce that for a whole site while protecting yourself from any legal consequences, while paying the bills for the servers.

I enjoy interacting with the people I've met here. If a few changes happen in the process, I'm willing to live with them to continue interact with them and all of you here.

Well said. The owners of the site have the final say. It’s their house… their rules.

 

[Wonderer67]

Knowing that you are a dumb ass idiotic moron is the beginning of enlightenment.

I think at work they calm it (heavy air quotes here…) emotional intelligence.

I usually say “ look in the fuckin mirror.”

 

[Wonderer67]

.38 super is a very useful round.

I am a fan.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

.38 super is a very useful round.

We now have two of them.


How Wat is that???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

*!Looks around as if to say, “who me?”

I know that feeling, too.

 

[Wonderer67]

So I got off to a bit of a lazy start this morning. We hung out on the back patio and just chilled and ate breakfast and had coffee… Damn near till 11 o’clock.

Then I mowed our lawn, the meadow at the farm and also the trails. The skid steer arrives on Monday morning.

We had a large tree come across the trail, so we cut it into smaller pieces. Each one weighed .0000069 of a fuckton. (@Wat_Tyler will get this)

My lip is still numb and I’m getting still getting a bunch of nerve pain. Hoping this eventually goes away… It’s fucking annoying.

 

[likes2watchU]

1
So I got off to a bit of a lazy start this morning. We hung out on the back patio and just chilled and ate breakfast and had coffee… Damn near till 11 o’clock.

2
Then I mowed our lawn, the meadow at the farm and also the trails. The skid steer arrives on Monday morning.

3
We had a large tree come across the trail, so we cut it into smaller pieces. Each one weighed .0000069 of a fuckton. (@Wat_Tyler will get this)

4
My lip is still numb and I’m getting still getting a bunch of nerve pain. Hoping this eventually goes away… It’s fucking annoying.

1 - sounds wonderful!
2 - MZ, Wonderer style
3 - but was it a metric fuckton??
4 - I need the contact info for your dentist!
My last filling:
2 injections - wait 20 min
not numb
2 more injections - wait another 20 minutes
still not numb
he drilled and filled anyways (ouch, MFer!! )
2 hours later -
WTF good is being numb after?
And that's when I nearly bit all the way through my lip

 

[Wat_Tyler]

TDK decided what a function is and by definition is .00000001 fucktons.


If she gains weight, it may become a Movable Feast, so to speak.