Wit & Nipples 🍒

Whatever you like my (our?) Queen likes!!
Something that will allow you to have ALL the fun you want ! I want to feel what it takes for you to climax the way you really need
I’ll survive even if milked endlessly dry for as long as you need!
 
I ended up edging ;)

And then having a really beautiful orgasm.

No movie for me tonight. I’m suddenly all cosy and sleepy 🥱
I would cuddle you to sleep. That post nut sleepiness is the best isn’t it 😍

Now I’m just imagining you edging.

Thanks for stopping by this evening Bean. Really appreciate you. 🫘
 
Next time I’ll get two shorter ones.

In a different shape ;) 😂

“Shorter for your pleasure”




Thankyou Jonno… 😏 which one do you prefer?
How could I possibly choose? But I do like the bit when you pull your knickers to the side 🥵
 
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Good evening all ☺️ 🥰

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. 🍷 also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( 😍😍😍 ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong 😂

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head 😂

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?
You look very beautiful!
 
Having a good time so back up please 🤣

Jokes aside…absolutely essential to clean properly before butt stuff…2 days of bland food beforehand doesn’t go amiss either. That and a good douche and you’re gonna be having a fucking good time…pun intended
Right after a colonoscopy is best.
 
A little late but my answers are:
  • I’ll make you laugh.
  • I will absolutely nerd out on cooking and D&D AT THE SAME TIME!!
  • Family Guy. I’ll last as long as the writers let me. Fucking Bonnie because Jennifer Tilly was, is, and always will be an absolutely gorgeous sinfully sexy woman!
  • I’ll “intentionally” trip and fall in my best Jerry Lewis impersonation.
  • Learn everything I can about you.
  • My poetry and no I don’t.
  • My butt. My elbows because they’re not dry or all that wrinkly.
  • Not my body, not my choice. ( I’m an American. )
  • My favorite cookbook.
  • Sunscreen, a good chef’s knife, rope
  • I don’t have A favorite. Too many good ones. I know that’s cheesy and an easy way out. But if we were to chat, I’d talk your ear off about Disney Land, New Zealand, Honolulu Airport, camping, and so much more!
  • No, because it doesn’t feel right. Sets the tone of the date off wrong. Besides, I value trust in others so I feel the need to be truthful from the start for good or bad.
  • Giving a good tongue lashing
  • Every time I’ve had sex outdoors
 
View attachment 2550388That is an interesting tiger. Is there any significance to it? A good memory perhaps. As i was looking, there also seems to be a pretty interesting person attached to it. If you ever feel like chatting about anything from the mundane to the taboo just text me. My specialty is finding out what fetishes or taboos turn you on and then writing short stories that hopefully end up with the intended audience breathing heavily with wrinkles on their fingertips. But who knows?
 
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