Wit & Nipples 🍒

[SpicyBean99]

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There’s no way someone posted their cock on a thread dedicated to our Bean

NO DICK PICS ALLOWED

I mean I would rather those be sent directly to my inbox…

… I’ve had a handful of tributes that have been more than pleasurable but those are best suited to a private message than here.

I also think that most of the dudes here won’t want to be looking (unless they’re bi/gay) in which case I will take a mutual video of you together…. watching two guys has always been a massive turn on for me.

 

[justanormaldude87]

I mean I would rather those be sent directly to my inbox…

… I’ve had a handful of tributes that have been more than pleasurable but those are best suited to a private message than here.

I also think that most of the dudes here won’t want to be looking (unless they’re bi/gay) in which case I will take a mutual video of you together…. watching two guys has always been a massive turn on for me.

I don’t mind tributing you I just need to make sure I am able to clean up the computer screen so that the Mrs doesn’t find any marks on it


Two guys? Yeahh not for me I’m straight as they get but I have had some experiences with trans girls who may or may not have pleasured me in ways my girlfriend cannot and will not.

What’s your favourite type of porn?

 

[Switchem15]

I mean I would rather those be sent directly to my inbox…

… I’ve had a handful of tributes that have been more than pleasurable but those are best suited to a private message than here.

I also think that most of the dudes here won’t want to be looking (unless they’re bi/gay) in which case I will take a mutual video of you together…. watching two guys has always been a massive turn on for me.

When it comes to sexuality I’m convinced no one is 100% straight…

 

[SpicyBean99]

I don’t mind tributing you I just need to make sure I am able to clean up the computer screen so that the Mrs doesn’t find any marks on it


Two guys? Yeahh not for me I’m straight as they get but I have had some experiences with trans girls who may or may not have pleasured me in ways my girlfriend cannot and will not.

What’s your favourite type of porn?

maybe she should watch you tribute me and can even film it for you? What’s to say she wouldn’t enjoy it

Favourite porn?

Ahhhh….

It depends on my mood, what I’m bored off, how turned on I am, what I’ve watched recently. But mainly rotation of hard core/soft core lesbian porn, gay/male solo masturbation….edging…

 

[SpicyBean99]

Holy fuck Bean

That first picture is INCREDIBLE. I just want to shove my face between those cheeks.

You have such an inviting ass. Grabbable and enticing a

Feel free to slide on in

 

[justanormaldude87]

Feel free to slide on in

I have only one request

 

[Switchem15]

I have only one request

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Just no chocolate icing

 

[SpicyBean99]

Just no chocolate icing

EWWWWW

 

[Switchem15]

EWWWWW

Sorry to lower the tone I couldn’t help saying it

 

[justanormaldude87]

Just no chocolate icing

 

[SpicyBean99]

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This is why there is such a thing called Prep.

I mean you can never be 100% sure… but

 

[Switchem15]

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Hey man, it’s all in the prep…if you’re gonna do it spontaneously then you gotta be grown enough to accept what might be.

Otherwise that would be like you walking into my house and asking me what I’m doing there. Hey man I live here

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hey man, it’s all in the prep…if you’re gonna do it spontaneously then you gotta be grown enough to accept what might be.

Otherwise that would be like you walking into my house and asking me what I’m doing there. Hey man I live here

I have a meme somewhere wait a second

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hey man, it’s all in the prep…if you’re gonna do it spontaneously then you gotta be grown enough to accept what might be.

Otherwise that would be like you walking into my house and asking me what I’m doing there. Hey man I live here

 

[Switchem15]

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Having a good time so back up please

Jokes aside…absolutely essential to clean properly before butt stuff…2 days of bland food beforehand doesn’t go amiss either. That and a good douche and you’re gonna be having a fucking good time…pun intended

 

[jonnoback]

mmmm

Would something like this suffice?

https://postimg.cc/vDgT5d3k


Or….


I don’t know…. A different angle of the peach?


https://postimg.cc/vgpQ0c3j

Both are fab!

 

[CaptCharles]

View attachment 2550388What a weird week. I started my time here on this site mainly posting in the Author's Hangout, minding my own business (or so I thought) when I made the mistake of posting an innocent picture and managed to scandalize a few of the oldies that frequent those feeds. Turns out, even the tamest visual offerings can ruffle some feathers in the land of LITerotica.

I do believe that l've found a safe place here within the Amateur Pics section, where I can post freely without unintentionally triggering a literary emergency ?

So, if you're into words, wit, sarcasm, good music and the occasional rogue nipple (because, really, they won't look like this forever), then please introduce yourselves! Let's talk books, sex, kinks and whatever else may tickle your pickle! I’m an open book

Very sexy pose... makes the mind want to explore

 

[jonnoback]

I got too excited, I had to pull them to the side…

https://vlix.io/video/7bbac504f2ef4c8a4699/

Wow SB! That’s just soooooo hot

 

[justanormaldude87]

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Good evening all

I had suchh a lovely night last night! Super hectic because I bumped into some old school friends completely by chance and ended up staying out far later than planned (we’re talking veryyy late… or maybe early!).

The antipasti sharing board at the Italian was a real let-down, it was gross actually and the worst I’ve ever tasted but at least it was redeemed by a very nice bottle of Pinot. also the waiter wouldn’t stop flirting with me, he was very cute. I was given a free tiramisu ( ) and limoncello shots and kept telling me I look Italian it was very sweet although very wrong

Most of today was spent with a very close friend of mine who’s been going through a sad rough patch, so it felt good to just be there for them. Although hanging out with a house full of kids was pretty full on with a little bit of a sore head

Now I’m finally home, in bed and debating what film to watch.

Any recs?

I keep going back to ogle this picture.

You ooze sex appeal but look equally as professional as sexy? The nails are quite literally hot as, I’ve always been a fan of women who make sure they have nicely done nails. The long nail look for me just does it. Paired with sexy lingerie and hands like yours wrapped round a certain appendage would just do it for me.

Also the lips. Talk about kissable.

I have to say it again, please tell me off if I’m taking over the thread too much.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I keep going back to ogle this picture.

You ooze sex appeal but look equally as professional as sexy? The nails are quite literally hot as, I’ve always been a fan of women who make sure they have nicely done nails. The long nail look for me just does it. Paired with sexy lingerie and hands like yours wrapped round a certain appendage would just do it for me.

Also the lips. Talk about kissable.

I have to say it again, please tell me off if I’m taking over the thread too much.

Thankyou J!

Having my nails done is a part of my self care routine I guess….

I always make an effort when I leave the house, no half hearted outfits or random shit thrown on when I go out. Even my “walk” outfits tend to be cute well, I try to make them cute anyway

People always ask me how I manage to do things with them which to me seems a super silly question. The answer I give tends to be: “the same way you do”. No, wiping isn’t any harder, yes I can still clean (there are such things as gloves), I can handle knives (for cooking obviously), makeup tools and anything else I might need. I guess I’m just super skilled

 

[Switchem15]

Thankyou J!

Having my nails done is a part of my self care routine I guess….

I always make an effort when I leave the house, no half hearted outfits or random shit thrown on when I go out. Even my “walk” outfits tend to be cute well, I try to make them cute anyway

People always ask me how I manage to do things with them which to me seems a super silly question. The answer I give tends to be: “the same way you do”. No, wiping isn’t any harder, yes I can still clean (there are such things as gloves), I can handle knives (for cooking obviously), makeup tools and anything else I might need. I guess I’m just super skilled

I wouldn’t want you poking my with them though…please let’s designate a finger or 2 that are a little less…man killer

 

[SpicyBean99]

I wouldn’t want you poking my with them though…please let’s designate a finger or 2 that are a little less…man killer

Next time I’ll get two shorter ones.

In a different shape

“Shorter for your pleasure”

Wow SB! That’s just soooooo hot

Thankyou Jonno… which one do you prefer?

 

[peekingone]

Burning the late night oil there Bean huh LOL

 

[SpicyBean99]

Burning the late night oil there Bean huh LOL

I do partake in the consumption of Mary Jane quite often, maybe

 

[peekingone]

I do partake in the consumption of Mary Jane quite often, maybe

Got it!!!! Night is early then