OlderBtm4U
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Bought a knock-off Aneros (non-vibrating) and an 8” “liquid silicone” dildo with suction cup.
Both nice, but no fireworks.
Both nice, but no fireworks.
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What did you, um, do with the cucumber?A cucumber![]()
Well I didn't fucking eat it...yetWhat did you, um, do with the cucumber?
Good to see you enjoy your fruits and vegetables. I hope it's a particularly large oneWell I didn't fucking eat it...yet![]()
It's averageGood to see you enjoy your fruits and vegetables. I hope it's a particularly large one
For a cucumber or a penis? (If the answer will hurt my feelings I don't need to hear itIt's average![]()
If you want to send a pic of a cucumber I'll let you know you can skip the dick pic thoughFor a cucumber or a penis? (If the answer will hurt my feelings I don't need to hear it)
I have a big cucumber! Want to see my cucumber!?If you want to send a pic of a cucumber I'll let you know you can skip the dick pic though![]()
I'll have to give it a miss, I can't say there's any in my house (cucumbers for the record)If you want to send a pic of a cucumber I'll let you know you can skip the dick pic though![]()
If it an English cucumber it long an skinny or a regular one its long and Phattt. O so fun
If I want to see anymore cucumber's I'll go to the fucking grocery storeI have a big cucumber! Want to see my cucumber!?![]()
Only if it's Green!!!!!!!I have a big cucumber! Want to see my cucumber!?![]()
Microwave for 30 seconds. Add lube. Voila!!!!!!!What did you, um, do with the cucumber?
Any personal preferences?Square Peg Toys has some pretty nice ones too.
Temu is certainly good for sex toys. Their cock rings are very goodTemu and aliexpress have a huge selection of super cheap toys
The Egg Plug, (in many sizes). Followed by Wyatt Harness 2x, Wyatt Harness 1x, Steve Harness 2x, Pounder Original, Pounder Short, and Popper. Have a bunch of other plugs, but not as much of a fan of those shapes. Want to try the slink series of toys, slink ripple, slink original, and slink plug. Tusk looks interesting too.Any personal preferences?
Well don't keep us in suspense...At the risk of sounding a little way too extreme…I have been in the bad dragon site. Although I have not actually ordered anything, there are a few which I find exceptionally arousing.
I will probably go ahead and pull the trigger on one when I get paid again. Smile
My preference is just the cheap silver egg vibrators they last forever before I wear it out, plenty of vibrating speeds for playing. After my first one wore out I purchased two. I always have an extra on hand, for emergencies only of course.I stopped buying vibrators many years ago. Because I break them. I tried the remote control vibrator, and that wasn’t powerful enough for me! Yes I need more power!!! The only thing I haven’t broken is the silicone suction cup cock. So if you have any suggestions on more powerful, pleasuring tools, feel free to share your ideas.
My issue is that my vaginal muscles tightly squeeze the toys and over time they crush it. Sometimes I use a vibe on my clit but fingers are my first choice.My preference is just the cheap silver egg vibrators they last forever before I wear it out, plenty of vibrating speeds for playing. After my first one wore out I purchased two. I always have an extra on hand, for emergencies only of course.