Wit & Nipples 🍒

[peekingone]

what is so erotic is thinking of some of the photos and videos you posted and put the words to a wonderful visual.

 

[justanormaldude87]

what is so erotic is thinking of some of the photos and videos you posted and put the words to a wonderful visual.

Which one has been your favourite so far?

You’ve read my three published stories haven’t you?

I have to agree with @peekingone

It’s like when I read I’m actually seeing you doing the actions.

N1 story has got to be Yoni Massage. The lesbian massage with the hot oil. I’ve got off a few times to that. I’m going to mention your attention (I’m a poet and I didn’t know it) to detail again. That whole section about her playing with the customers clit and then squirting! My wordddd was that good.

I haven’t read the first part properly in the car I skimmed it a little. But I’ve read both the parts you shared today. And I’d say the first one left me imagining all sorts. The second one was erotic and sexual. I love them all for different reasons.

You have an amazing talent there.

 

[SpicyBean99]

what is so erotic is thinking of some of the photos and videos you posted and put the words to a wonderful visual.

Eeeek!

This makes me so happy!!

I’m definitely going to share more of my writing here… and potentially a few more audios? How do we feel about that…. I think my forest play audio had a good response

Maybe I should go and cum in the forest again

You’ve pulled my leg. You guys might get that this week….

I have to agree with @peekingone

It’s like when I read I’m actually seeing you doing the actions.

N1 story has got to be Yoni Massage. The lesbian massage with the hot oil. I’ve got off a few times to that. I’m going to mention your attention (I’m a poet and I didn’t know it) to detail again. That whole section about her playing with the customers clit and then squirting! My wordddd was that good.

I haven’t read the first part properly in the car I skimmed it a little. But I’ve read both the parts you shared today. And I’d say the first one left me imagining all sorts. The second one was erotic and sexual. I love them all for different reasons.

You have an amazing talent there.

Thanks J!

Yoni Awakening was SO fun to write! I remember being constantly horny the whole time I was writing it. To be honest it probably had something to do with the fact that I was simultaneously watching some lesbian massage porn for inspiration

Panty Theif is also a bit of a cheeky one, not to everyone’s taste; but then again what is!

Honestlyyyyy having compliments on my silly pieces of smut makes me so freaking happy

 

[justanormaldude87]

Eeeek!

This makes me so happy!!

I’m definitely going to share more of my writing here… and potentially a few more audios? How do we feel about that…. I think my forest play audio had a good response

Maybe I should go and cum in the forest again

You’ve pulled my leg. You guys might get that this week….

Thanks J!

Yoni Awakening was SO fun to write! I remember being constantly horny the whole time I was writing it. To be honest it probably had something to do with the fact that I was simultaneously watching some lesbian massage porn for inspiration

Panty Theif is also a bit of a cheeky one, not to everyone’s taste; but then again what is!

Honestlyyyyy having compliments on my silly pieces of smut makes me so freaking happy

Well I shall continue to compliment you on both your writings and pictures. And also ward any evil negative energies away from the thread.

We all did a pretty good job today. I hope you can see you’ve got a good little Wit and Nipples gang around ya!

You should be asleep though.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I was actually just sat on my kitchen floor drinking a mug of chamomile in my “life’s a peach” mug.



I am now about to vacate to the bed, take all my clothes off and turn on my sleep aid app (currently set to play a sound frequency at 528 Hz).




Goodnight everyone. And thankyou for the support regarding all things lit stalker

 

[justanormaldude87]

Gnite Bean

 

[hotcpu]

I was actually just sat on my kitchen floor drinking a mug of chamomile in my “life’s a peach” mug.

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I am now about to vacate to the bed, take all my clothes off and turn on my sleep aid app (currently set to play a sound frequency at 528 Hz).


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Goodnight everyone. And thankyou for the support regarding all things lit stalker

Sweet Sexy Dreams

 

[Pad_Foot]

I was actually just sat on my kitchen floor drinking a mug of chamomile in my “life’s a peach” mug.

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I am now about to vacate to the bed, take all my clothes off and turn on my sleep aid app (currently set to play a sound frequency at 528 Hz).


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Goodnight everyone. And thankyou for the support regarding all things lit stalker

But? I was about to apologize for not checking in today

Do I get credit for not stalking today ??

 

[SpicyBean99]

GOOD MORNIN’



I’m drawing a line under yesterday and moving on swiftly forwards.

His account seems to not be here anymore? @TheKingRichard?… (be gone foul peasant)

Thankyou to the mods for swiftly sorting that out. I do question however why the screenshots proving he was threatening me were also removed from the thread? Something about sharing private messages being a violation of the pages rules? I would have said that the initial messages were a bigger violation of site rules…. How else are people meant to know to report a dude? Anyway!

Back to normal postings, and hopefully he stays hidden in the woodworks for now without feeling the need to crawl back out.

@Pad_Foot please click here to receive your “No Stalking” credit. You did GREAT job. Today might be harder…. Literally.

 

[justanormaldude87]

It’s a good day to have a good day

 

[Switchem15]

 

[Cogan]

GOOD MORNIN’

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I’m drawing a line under yesterday and moving on swiftly forwards.

His account seems to not be here anymore? @TheKingRichard?… (be gone foul peasant)

Thankyou to the mods for swiftly sorting that out. I do question however why the screenshots proving he was threatening me were also removed from the thread? Something about sharing private messages being a violation of the pages rules? I would have said that the initial messages were a bigger violation of site rules…. How else are people meant to know to report a dude? Anyway!

Back to normal postings, and hopefully he stays hidden in the woodworks for now without feeling the need to crawl back out.

@Pad_Foot please click here to receive your “No Stalking” credit. You did GREAT job. Today might be harder…. Literally.

Sorry. I was too curious to not click the medals. And now I have to sit here for a while.........

 

[SpicyBean99]

…Nothing to do with anything but the legend that was Ozzy Osbourne’s son used this quote in memory of his dad and I have to say I totally fucking agree….

'Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a ride'."​

Yes, health is wealth, but so is living a full and happy life. Eating the damn cake, skipping the gym to go to a bar, saying yes to spontaneous plans, tasting life in all its unpredictable, imperfect richness. Of course there’s value in discipline, but there is also wisdom in indulgence, in allowing yourself to fully experience what it means to be alive.

 

[deft]

…Nothing to do with anything but the legend that was Ozzy Osbourne’s son used this quote in memory of his dad and I have to say I totally fucking agree….

'Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a ride'."​

Yes, health is wealth, but so is living a full and happy life. Eating the damn cake, skipping the gym to go to a bar, saying yes to spontaneous plans, tasting life in all its unpredictable, imperfect richness. Of course there’s value in discipline, but there is also wisdom in indulgence, in allowing yourself to fully experience what it means to be alive.

Agreed! Fancy a fuck?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Agreed! Fancy a fuck?

Reading an Ozzy quote about ruining one’s body gave you the urge to want to fuck me?

 

[justanormaldude87]

Sorry. I was too curious to not click the medals. And now I have to sit here for a while.........

It’s ALWAYS just when I’m about to talk to a colleague or a customer that I decide to click and open a picture/vid. My waistband has seen more of it than my boxers in the last week.

…Nothing to do with anything but the legend that was Ozzy Osbourne’s son used this quote in memory of his dad and I have to say I totally fucking agree….

'Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a ride'."​

Yes, health is wealth, but so is living a full and happy life. Eating the damn cake, skipping the gym to go to a bar, saying yes to spontaneous plans, tasting life in all its unpredictable, imperfect richness. Of course there’s value in discipline, but there is also wisdom in indulgence, in allowing yourself to fully experience what it means to be alive.

Love this. Ozzy was such a fucking legend. I grew up on Black Sabbath.

 

[deft]

Reading an Ozzy quote about ruining one’s body gave you the urge to want to fuck me?

I’m feeling reckless!

 

[SpicyBean99]

The guitar solo here in this song that he did with Post Malone gets me every fucking time.

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, especially since their aesthetics and voices don’t necessarily match but there’s just something about the lyrics, the solo like I said….

 

[firefox27eros]

…Nothing to do with anything but the legend that was Ozzy Osbourne’s son used this quote in memory of his dad and I have to say I totally fucking agree….

'Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, Wow! What a ride'."​

Yes, health is wealth, but so is living a full and happy life. Eating the damn cake, skipping the gym to go to a bar, saying yes to spontaneous plans, tasting life in all its unpredictable, imperfect richness. Of course there’s value in discipline, but there is also wisdom in indulgence, in allowing yourself to fully experience what it means to be alive.

The key is: keep a healthy and sustainable balance between discipline and carpe diem.

 

[SpicyBean99]

The key is: keep a healthy and sustainable balance between discipline and carpe diem.

I have to say I agree…. Mostly…but “balance” isn’t always 50/50. I don’t think we were built to be perfectly oiled machines working the same strict programs.

Like, our nervous systems positively THRIVE on novelty and joy…. dopamine, oxytocin, endorphins…. all those good chemicals that fire when you’re still dancing at 4am, arms wrapped around a strangers waist, or saying yes to that ice cream, or cigarette, or beer, when you technically should be saying no.

I think along with the societal ideologies of being the “perfect” healthy person, we’ve somehow ended up glorifying burnout and self denial?

ESPECIALLY in wellness and productivity spaces where we’ve been taught to equate discipline, restriction, and constant striving with being more “healthy” or “successful” than those who prioritise JOY! …

 

[deft]

those who prioritise JOY! …

Or JOI?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Or JOI?

You really are in a fiesty lil mood today aren’t you

JOI’s for the win

 

[deft]

You really are in a fiesty lil mood today aren’t you

JOI’s for the win

I'm feelin' a kind of way, I'll admit!

 

[GallantWriter]

I have to say I agree…. Mostly…but “balance” isn’t always 50/50. I don’t think we were built to be perfectly oiled machines working the same strict programs.

Like, our nervous systems positively THRIVE on novelty and joy…. dopamine, oxytocin, endorphins…. all those good chemicals that fire when you’re still dancing at 4am, arms wrapped around a strangers waist, or saying yes to that ice cream, or cigarette, or beer, when you technically should be saying no.

I think along with the societal ideologies of being the “perfect” healthy person, we’ve somehow ended up glorifying burnout and self denial?

ESPECIALLY in wellness and productivity spaces where we’ve been taught to equate discipline, restriction, and constant striving with being more “healthy” or “successful” than those who prioritise JOY! …

The way your thoughts flow, combined with your words always hits me just right. I love seeing the intellect alongside the beauty, humor, and sex appeal.

 

[justanormaldude87]

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I have to say I agree…. Mostly…but “balance” isn’t always 50/50. I don’t think we were built to be perfectly oiled machines working the same strict programs.

Like, our nervous systems positively THRIVE on novelty and joy…. dopamine, oxytocin, endorphins…. all those good chemicals that fire when you’re still dancing at 4am, arms wrapped around a strangers waist, or saying yes to that ice cream, or cigarette, or beer, when you technically should be saying no.

I think along with the societal ideologies of being the “perfect” healthy person, we’ve somehow ended up glorifying burnout and self denial?

ESPECIALLY in wellness and productivity spaces where we’ve been taught to equate discipline, restriction, and constant striving with being more “healthy” or “successful” than those who prioritise JOY! …

I’ve been drinking beer since I was oooh, 16, 17? That’s on most days give or take and now I’m the guy googling “gut healing foods” and pretending kombucha tastes good which It doesn’t by the way. Ginger shots also hurt. Spinach tastes like grass.
Health for me I have to say is only a priority now because my body started filing some pretty serious complaints.

Sometimes I want the beer though so I’ll have itZ I’ve not cut it out entirely but I’m more mindful i guess you could say. Occasionally I want the early night and gym sesh. Sometimes I know to skip the double cheeseburger. But im not training for sainthood lol so who cares most of the time.