I Love It When This Happens

[ChloeTzang]

A thread dedicated to the unexpected but welcome events which lighten our hearts and bring a smile to our faces.

However tasteless. LOL

 

[Lance_Castro]

A thread dedicated to the unexpected but welcome events which lighten our hearts and bring a smile to our faces.

However tasteless. LOL

There’s another thread about my penis?

And by the way, some people like the taste of redwood sap.

 

[ll74]

Wtf are you talking about?

 

[ChloeTzang]

And I shall start with news that made me laugh....

Revenge of the Bull!!! Millionaire US big game hunter is gored to death by buffalo he was stalking​

An American game hunter was gored to death by a Cape Buffalo he was stalking after it ambushed him in South Africa. Millionaire ranch trader Asher Watkins, 52, was out on safari with a professional hunter and an animal tracker on the trail of a prized 1.3-ton specimen bull last Sunday. Thuge beast charged him at 35mph, slamming into him and killing him almost instantly. Cape buffalo kill some 200 people in Africa a year. They are known to kill more game hunters than many other animals, including elephants, lions, rhinos or crocodiles. A Cape Buffalo can weigh 1.5 tons, 11 feet long and 5ft 6in tall, and their horns are joined by a solid lump of bone across the forehead. They are unpredictable and aggressive, and their only predators are humans and lion

His wife and daughter were "crushed" by his death.

On a personal note, I have been in a car surrounded by a herd of Cape Buffalo and they are HUGE. And scary. And smart. And if you piss them off they will track you and kill you. They regularly beat up packs of lions. That said, their hide makes lovely leather and it's beautiful. I have a Cape Buffalo leather jacket and anyhow, I wouldn't skin them myself LOL. So all I can say is, "Good one, Cape Bufflao."


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...game-hunter-gored-death-buffalo-stalking.html

 

[Lance_Castro]

Wtf are you talking about?

Sure, pretend you’re here by mistake ho mo.

 

[ChloeTzang]

Wtf are you talking about?

You guys are way to quick. At least give me time to post. LOL. Anyhow, I saw that "Bufflao Kills Hunter" and it just made my little heart go pitter-patter while I snorted my coffee.

 

[ll74]

Sure, pretend you’re here by mistake ho mo.

Who's pretending to do something by mistake?

 

[ChloeTzang]

There’s another thread about my penis?

And by the way, some people like the taste of redwood sap.

That's tasteless and funny, but not quite what I had in mind. LOL

 

[Lance_Castro]

The Simpsons prediction date for Trump is fast approaching!

 

[ll74]

That’s what ElleElle’s ex said.

She was your ex before me.

 

[Lance_Castro]

She was your ex before me.

Well said, Sloppy!

 

[ll74]

Well said, Sloppy!

Canadians always give their women to the Americans

 

[ChloeTzang]

Canadians always give their women to the Americans

But do we want them? Except for the Chinese-Canadian girls in Vancouver and Toronto, Canadian women are so...robust! And so many of them are lumberjacks...

Actually a heartwarming Canadian story about a local lumberjack who battles transphobia, has a stable job, admires his parents and gets a good night's sleep

 

[Lance_Castro]

I’m putting a 50% Tariff on Chicken Vindaloo in about two weeks.

Thank you for your attention to this samosa!