What made you laugh today? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My husband when he finally read my text on his way out the door and finding out I bought a new washer. His jaw dropped and I just shrugged and told him we can talk about it later. His response? "So, overtime it is!"

 

[deft]

My ridiculous kids, and the updates regarding the black bird.

Update: The bird is still standing on the lawn.

Stubborn blackbirds are the best blackbirds

 

[Jaws82]

My husband when he finally read my text on his way out the door and finding out I bought a new washer. His jaw dropped and I just shrugged and told him we can talk about it later. His response? "So, overtime it is!"

Maybe soften the blow with creatives use of the spin cycle

 

[barefootgirl69]

Talking to my youngest son today about someone making him angry by gossiping - "about a good friend of mine."

I bit my tongue because "Jeremiah?" almost spilled out of my mouth.

 

[kyblue12]

life in general....

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Some serious SDE

 

[Abeona1]

That my hormones are alive and well. And zingy all over my body. After spending an hour with 3 very nice young men.

 

[Sunlover102]

reading some threads in here.
There really is some cool stuff going on in here.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

 

[BongoGal]

That my hormones are alive and well. And zingy all over my body. After spending an hour with 3 very nice young men.

I know that feeling. It’s interesting. I can interact with young men for a couple of hours and not have any conscious sexual thoughts about them. It’s all business. But when it is over, and I’m alone with my thoughts, I notice that I am horny as heck and easily aroused. It’s as if my body and my subconscious mind have been preparing me to get laid.

 

[Abeona1]

I know that feeling. It’s interesting. I can interact with young men for a couple of hours and not have any conscious sexual thoughts about them. It’s all business. But when it is over, and I’m alone with my thoughts, I notice that I am horny as heck and easily aroused. It’s as if my body and my subconscious mind have been preparing me to get laid.

Thank you for that. Starting to wonder what's going on with my body. I have a feeling you are a lot younger than me. In my late teens unaware. Definitely believe in animal instinct. 40s went mad for what I wasn't interested in my teens. Settled down due to constant supply late 40s. Now supply cut off and now react like a horny teenager. got the know how, not sure I have the energy thanks again.

 

[Carmina24]

Today’s outfit: stockings, leather, and a tie… which obviously means I’m staying in and up to no good.

 

[Neanderthal247]

Today’s outfit: stockings, leather, and a tie… which obviously means I’m staying in and up to no good.

For some reason I think you’re always up to no good

 

[NippleMuncher]

A friend announce that she is a new great grandmother, the new one is 7 pounds 14 inches . . .

 

[Ciceri]

John Oliver

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

My cat falling asleep on her stoop, rolling over, and falling without waking up.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

My daughter

 

[Melodi24]

Hearing the phrase "the tighter the butthole, the sweeter the fruit" I was watching a video about watermelons

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Hearing the phrase "the tighter the butthole, the sweeter the fruit" I was watching a video about watermelons

Alright I'm going to start using that now

 

[Melodi24]

Alright I'm going to start using that now

My husband told me he's not going to be able to look at watermelon the same way now. I said "Well, what about buttholes?"

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Nothing yet.

 

[Nightbird]

A post in my pictures thread.

 

[CarlyAnn]

An old video of Jiminy Glick interviewing Bill Maher.

 

[fullservice65]

Cats.

 

[Chillygirl]

My mom and dad as we were all joking around.