What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

Girls' socks drenched in their sweat! My weirdest is having my lover do at least an hour of physical training while wearing plastic socks over her socked feet in her gym or running shoes, then straight after training (before showering of course) take off her sopping sweat-soaked socks, squeezing out the sweat into a glass and drinking it.
(I'm a 43 y o lesbian by the way, have done the above a few times in my life)
 
Not sure about "has to."

There's a wee thing called "consent." You won't miss it, it's right next to "sarcasm."

I hear both are pop with the kids.

As opposed to 95% of people on the net, I do research and post facts:

Saliva has an estimated 100 million microbes of bacteria per mililitre with anywhere between 400 and 600 different species.

Whereas, Urine has 100k microbes of bacteria per ml.

https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/2093272-overview#a1

https://www.centraldentalnorwood.com/blog/2021/03/13/corrosive-oral-bacteria/
Sympathy is between Sex and Syphilis in the dictionary.. a VP of HR once told me that.. HR is not anyone’s friend.
 
Girls' socks drenched in their sweat! My weirdest is having my lover do at least an hour of physical training while wearing plastic socks over her socked feet in her gym or running shoes, then straight after training (before showering of course) take off her sopping sweat-soaked socks, squeezing out the sweat into a glass and drinking it.
(I'm a 43 y o lesbian by the way, have done the above a few times in my life)
Lesbians are like Gurus. That sounds fucking amazing.
 
Girls' socks drenched in their sweat! My weirdest is having my lover do at least an hour of physical training while wearing plastic socks over her socked feet in her gym or running shoes, then straight after training (before showering of course) take off her sopping sweat-soaked socks, squeezing out the sweat into a glass and drinking it.
(I'm a 43 y o lesbian by the way, have done the above a few times in my life)
I have never done this, but it’s my new favorite fantasy to masturbate to!

Who wants to do this with meeeee?
 
when someone who looks angry and mean gives a big belly laugh and then cozies up and lets you get to know them.....
watching bigger built bodies in the shower.....
when the ones who look entitled submit to the ones who've never had a break.....
guys with beer bellies who still wear muscle shirts.....
naked men wearing scary masks.....
older women smoking.....
 
My girlfriend is trans and it used to be a turn-off when I would see some facial hair that she let go. However, now I get turned on when I see it - it's as though I get a little glimpse of her masculinity and I like it.
 
I don’t know I would call it weird, but the level to which it turns me on may be.
Women on tv…celebs, sports stars, news/weather. If your on the screen and a pretty face I’m ready to go in no time. Sometimes it actually annoys me that I’m so easily turned on by something so simple.
 
I have never done this, but it’s my new favorite fantasy to masturbate to!

Who wants to do this with meeeee?
I would !! But, I don’t have the balls to ask!

Anyone see them lying about someplace ?

Is it weird to like idea of watching a woman sucking her own nipple? Hoping that she will share it. Learn directly from her tongue what she likes.
 
I would !! But, I don’t have the balls to ask!

Anyone see them lying about someplace ?

Is it weird to like idea of watching a woman sucking her own nipple? Hoping that she will share it. Learn directly from her tongue what she likes.
** idea of watching a woman sucking her own nipple? Hoping that she will share it. Learn directly from her tongue what she likes**
SO sexy and a too distant memory of a beautiful voluptuous 55 year old who did this with a wicked glint in her eye
 
Lots of things so I'll start with a subtle one as a bookmark: small, concave curves - anywhere on her body - when she reacts positively to me touching them...!!
 
Getting into a hot steamy shower wearing a pair of small satin or silk panties that barely cover my cock and balls.
 
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