Cock Talk

This is what I’ve been saying for months 🤷🏼‍♀️ but you bring one squash into it and suddenly no one wants to share 🙄

But you already know that, you were there 😋

Still, I am curious how many men have toys and hide it not only from their partners, but people they chat with online and why? Have you ever DIY’d your own American Pie? When did you purchase your first real one? How does it compare to your newest purchase? What feature/settings are crucial to you enjoying yourself to the fullest with a sex toy?
I have definitely used a vibrator on my cock before. That sensation just sends a shiver of pleasure up and down my shaft spine.
I have also attempted a few homemade toys. Toilet paper rolls are way too rough. Between 2 couch cushions wasn’t bad but again a bit rough(and a bitch to clean up). The jet on a pool felt good but again, clean up was a pain cause it just shot my cum right back at myself and got stuck to my hair and skin worse than normal.

Anything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough or horny enough, right?
 
I also meant to ask, was anyone else disappointed in the cumshot?
I was really expecting more. I expected him to plaster that thing!
Maybe this was take #5 and he was out of ammo? 🤷‍♂️
also correct me if I am wrong, but seems a bit...dangerous...to be masturbating furiously and be holding a reasonably sharp knife in one hand.
 
Boys and Their Toys

Let’s talk about Man-boys. I’m not sure that’s the proper term, but I’m going with it. All guys everywhere have a hobby, obsession, collection, etc.
What? I paint tiny dolls and then pretend they’re fighting other tiny dolls. What’s “boyish” about that?
For some guys it’s tools, cars, knives, guns, etc. “Man Stuff”, if you will.
Only tools? I got a tool for you.
For other’s, it’s a little “Less Manly”: Action figures, comic books, Blu-ray collections, things that maybe you don’t tell your girlfriends about, or maybe it make your eyes roll.
Oh yeah, that stuff is all totally stupid.
What do you (or your partner) collect?
My favorite is occupied Japan made ash trays from antique stores in new places.
Have you ever lost interest in a guy when you went to his home and saw his Pokémon collection (or something similar)?
Depends. Are they all shineys?
Have you noticed a difference in a tool guy vs. a comic book guy sexually?
No, they all swallow.
Does your partner collect something that boggles your mind?
Yarn. Lots and lots of yarn.
Have you ever collected something and thought, “this will not help me get laid”?
See above.
Are you on the same page as your collecting partner, do you go to comic-cons, role play, or just have the same hobby/interest?
Most of our hobbies do not match up, but the love of travel, food and exploration do.
*I realize some of these questions are one sided, change them around and answer how you want*
I just switched them up as needed. Kinda like life.
 
NSFL, please don’t click in public

I saw something crazy and it has me craving Autumn like never before.

The knife next to the junk is too far even for me 🫣
I got a message from pornhub that the South Carolina government was making me sign in and why that is unsafe for everyone.

I’m not even in SC.
 
What do you (or your partner) collect?
I don't collect. Partner takes photos, so pictures would be his collection, thankfully they're on his computer
Have you ever lost interest in a guy when you went to his home and saw his Pokémon collection (or something similar)?
Never really dated someone who collected things. Ex was bad on video games. I'm still trying to get rid of them.
Have you noticed a difference in a tool guy vs. a comic book guy sexually?
Comic guy would probably have more defined fetishes but who knows...
Does your partner collect something that boggles your mind?
No
Have you ever collected something and thought, “this will not help me get laid”?
I don't collect and never had that problem
Are you on the same page as your collecting partner, do you go to comic-cons, role play, or just have the same hobby/interest?
We are a lot alike but neither of us collect. Same taste in music, fun, sex, chilling, ect. I enjoy him.
 
Yarn. Lots and lots of yarn.
Does she make things out of the yarn? In that case, collecting it makes sense. If not, you may need to get out of there immediately!
Comic guy would probably have more defined fetishes but who knows...
This is interesting. I hadn’t thought of it that way. 👍
why not use a different food item, no knife needed...such as

I think any food item I would also want to eat could cause a conflict. 😎
 
Poor guy, he’s just out here living his best life and here we are, judging his output and overall performance 😭

I agree though, the continuous coring… as a core-haver myself (not to brag) but you know… no. Ah. I’m going to have some squeamish imagery popping up at my next gyn appointment 😣
 
Poor guy, he’s just out here living his best life and here we are, judging his output and overall performance 😭

I agree though, the continuous coring… as a core-haver myself (not to brag) but you know… no. Ah. I’m going to have some squeamish imagery popping up at my next gyn appointment 😣
he didnt follow the first rule of home improvement

measure twice, cut once
 
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