Mint and eating pussy

live4thebj

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Don’t know why I thought about this but I think I saw somewhere of a person eating a mint or heard of someone doing that and sent the woman in orbit.

I tried it on my wife when we were dating (now ex) and she shot up and quickly washed off her pussy. She said it hurt.
 
Nooo, ouch ouch ouch! It burns lol
It’s not a good tingly, at least not in my experience!

Also, make sure you rinse all the minty mouthwash out of your mouth before doing down on a girl…😳
Me, I reckon it's more normal to have the mouthwash AFTERWARDS, not before, especially if you have to kiss old Auntie Gertrude or the kids or someone at some point later on.
 
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And you might like to forgo all oral activity after wolfing down a Killer Curry from the chippy, too, to spare the lady the dreaded Madras Pussy Burn Syndrome. Or, if you ARE a selfish inconsiderate bastard, at least remember not to fuck her later. Yes, I know what you're thinking, but no, don't go for the tradesman's entrance in lieu of her front bottom, because that'll be red hot and all systems go if she had curry too. I know about these things from when I was in the Scouts. Baden-Powell was right about the "Be Prepared" thing. He would know, of course, and most especially about The Road Less Travelled By ...
 
I made a good salsa one night with jalapeño and forgot to wash my hands. My ex wife and I got frisky later and I fingered her. Wasn’t long before her whole coochie was set aflame by the pepper residue. Oh lord!! 😭
 
I have had the Altoids BJ. It was different and enjoyable.

I have handled hot peppers a few times and fingered my partner or touched my self with alarming results.

I have gone down on my partner after eating a mint Certs mint or Altoid. She liked it for a moment but thought it was too much. So that ended that.
 
We’ve used black Hall’s cough drops. They work great.
His and hers? Because it's presumably good for both of you. Plus a bit of simultaneous insurance for her possible sore throat afterwards, if Mr Man is a member of the Big Boy Brigade.
 
Erm, I've used a bit of Bolivian marching powder, and an ice cube, but never a mint. What was it, Polo, Extra Strong, Tic Tac?
 
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