What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[MrMakersMark]

I spent 9 days in New Orleans a few years ago, which is eight and a half too long. However, I learned a few important things:
1-there actually is a place that makes Vegas look classier than Grace Kelly by comparido. It's called Bourban Street.
2-Always holster your best high quality setting powder and fixing spray like you're about to have an old west standoff with an invisible foe, because you are, with every step you dare take out doors!
3-Alligator is dry, no matter how it's prepared
4-one may need to consider carrying a machete at all times, both for personal protection and to cut a path through air so thick & humid that it retains the stench of a thousand unwashed bodies whilst simultaneously giving the less than pleasant sensation of walking through Jello.
5-you should have to apply for a license, and your application reviewed and approved by a panel of at least 27 people, to wear any kind of spandex or lycra in public.

Also, that trip drove home what a fragile desert lizard I've become!

Perfect summation.
If Florida is the tail of this Country, then Louisiana...with that big muddy river flowing out through it?
I mean, you tell me.
Though I did like the alligator tail medallions.
Had a spicy, creamy, creole-white cheddar sauce with shaved truffle.
But really, cover virtually anything with that and I'll have a go.

 

[StillRain]

About the last time I had his cock in my mouth.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

What sort of trouble will I get myself into today?

 

[CuriousRick]

I don’t want to go into work!

 

[CuriousRick]

What sort of trouble will I get myself into today?

I think trouble follows you around!!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I think trouble follows you around!!

How's the saying go? Pics or it didn't happen?!

 

[Cindy027]

How's the saying go? Pics or it didn't happen?!

I just received an email from Helen Grant (sure) with "I'm waiting for your selfie Cindy". So what I am thinking then is I didn't happen

 

[BongoGal]

….the less than pleasant sensation of walking through Jello.

Mmmmm…..steaming hot Jello

 

[ericalauren]

I hate waking up early. I'm glad to be babysitting, though. I need the money.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

3-Alligator is dry, no matter how it's prepared

It was the one time I had it. Thank you for saving me the trouble of trying it again

 

[LostHorizon]

I agree with Patton Oswald, Florida is the droopy, descending in the humid heat, vestigial nutsack of America, because, I too, feel like I'm being tea bagged by it right now! (Main is its weird, stubby, dick, w/bunched up foreskin...)

Ouch

 

[BongoGal]

I’m thinking that with temps rising to 100° around here, I could just stay naked like this in front of a fan all day.

 

[Jaws82]

What sort of trouble will I get myself into today?

Need help finding some?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Need help finding some?

Wanna be my accomplice?

 

[Jaws82]

Wanna be my accomplice?

I aim to misbehave

What’s the job?

 

[ericalauren]

I’m being forced to watch Fox News at my babysitting/eldercare job. I will accept sympathy in the form of verbal affirmations and/or yarn.

 

[Taegul]

*Sigh* Please don't encourage him.

 

[MissSNG]

Our FedEx guy at the office looks like Hodges from Bones .. and he always seems flustered but smiley when he comes in. It’s rather endearing and cute

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Our FedEx guy at the office looks like Hodges from Bones .. and he always seems flustered but smiley when he comes in. It’s rather endearing and cute

Aw, that sounds sweet. Now go find out what his dick tastes like!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Toooooooo hot!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I probably shouldn't have had all that sugar.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I need to eat something...

 

[BongoGal]

Toooooooo hot!

Yep! Pretty soon, I’ll need to go for a walk, and I fear that I’ll turn into a puddle.

 

[munch2much]

I think it’s annoying when people don’t attempt to simply answer the last question on the question threads.

 

[ericalauren]

When I was 15 years old, I was told by a cis, male therapist that he didn’t think that “females” should ever be prescribed psychiatric medications, since they’ll eventually get pregnant and have to stop using them. Anyway, I hope that jerk has died by now because fuck that.