MindYaBitness
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I spent 9 days in New Orleans a few years ago, which is eight and a half too long. However, I learned a few important things:Oh it's a real gem.
Louisiana is like that too.
Ridiculous wet heat.
On the upside, you will get back home before hurricane season.
1-there actually is a place that makes Vegas look classier than Grace Kelly by comparido. It's called Bourban Street.
2-Always holster your best high quality setting powder and fixing spray like you're about to have an old west standoff with an invisible foe, because you are, with every step you dare take out doors!
3-Alligator is dry, no matter how it's prepared
4-one may need to consider carrying a machete at all times, both for personal protection and to cut a path through air so thick & humid that it retains the stench of a thousand unwashed bodies whilst simultaneously giving the less than pleasant sensation of walking through Jello.
5-you should have to apply for a license, and your application reviewed and approved by a panel of at least 27 people, to wear any kind of spandex or lycra in public.
Also, that trip drove home what a fragile desert lizard I've become!