What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I agree with Patton Oswald, Florida is the droopy, descending in the humid heat, vestigial nutsack of America, because, I too, feel like I'm being tea bagged by it right now! (Main is its weird, stubby, dick, w/bunched up foreskin...)
Oh it's a real gem.
Louisiana is like that too.
Ridiculous wet heat.


On the upside, you will get back home before hurricane season.
 
Oh it's a real gem.
Louisiana is like that too.
Ridiculous wet heat.


On the upside, you will get back home before hurricane season.
I spent 9 days in New Orleans a few years ago, which is eight and a half too long. However, I learned a few important things:
1-there actually is a place that makes Vegas look classier than Grace Kelly by comparido. It's called Bourban Street.
2-Always holster your best high quality setting powder and fixing spray like you're about to have an old west standoff with an invisible foe, because you are, with every step you dare take out doors!
3-Alligator is dry, no matter how it's prepared
4-one may need to consider carrying a machete at all times, both for personal protection and to cut a path through air so thick & humid that it retains the stench of a thousand unwashed bodies whilst simultaneously giving the less than pleasant sensation of walking through Jello.
5-you should have to apply for a license, and your application reviewed and approved by a panel of at least 27 people, to wear any kind of spandex or lycra in public.

Also, that trip drove home what a fragile desert lizard I've become!
 
I spent 9 days in New Orleans a few years ago, which is eight and a half too long. However, I learned a few important things:
1-there actually is a place that makes Vegas look classier than Grace Kelly by comparido. It's called Bourban Street.
2-Always holster your best high quality setting powder and fixing spray like you're about to have an old west standoff with an invisible foe, because you are, with every step you dare take out doors!
3-Alligator is dry, no matter how it's prepared
4-one may need to consider carrying a machete at all times, both for personal protection and to cut a path through air so thick & humid that it retains the stench of a thousand unwashed bodies whilst simultaneously giving the less than pleasant sensation of walking through Jello.
5-you should have to apply for a license, and your application reviewed and approved by a panel of at least 27 people, to wear any kind of spandex or lycra in public.

Also, that trip drove home what a fragile desert lizard I've become!
😆

Perfect summation.
If Florida is the tail of this Country, then Louisiana...with that big muddy river flowing out through it?
I mean, you tell me. 🤷‍♂️
Though I did like the alligator tail medallions.
Had a spicy, creamy, creole-white cheddar sauce with shaved truffle. 😋
But really, cover virtually anything with that and I'll have a go.
 
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