I Am Your Genie: Answer the Question, Make a Wish, and Watch it Go Wrong!

[Jw75766]

Granted! Unfortunately, eventually you go mad living the same day on repeat for thousands of years with no end ever in sight, the lack of unpredictability consumes your sanity leaving you an empty emotionless shell.

I wish that I could heal people just by touching them.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I wish that I could heal people just by touching them.

Granted! Unfortunately, you eventually have to wear a HazMat suit because you can’t stop “healing” every person you even casually touch. Bye-bye Botox, nose jobs, and implants. So long tattoos and piercings.

I wish I could finally start (and finish) writing that book!

 

[Jw75766]

Granted! Unfortunately, every word you write is a mess of jumbled up letters that have to be unscrambled to read.

I wish I could talk to animals.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Granted! Unfortunately, every word you write is a mess of jumbled up letters that have to be unscrambled to read.

I wish I could talk to animals.

So, she's making a word puzzle book? Cool!

You've always had that gift. Talk and talk and talk - they still don't talk back. Unlike children. Anyway...

I wish I could not trip over curbs that are more than 4 inches.

 

[Jw75766]

Granted! Every curb is now 4 inches and you trip over each one!

I wish I could understand women.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted; you now listen so well and are so attentive, you’ve lost the selfish part of your incentive for wanting to understand

I wish I could understand men

 

[MiaBabe23]

Come ohhhnnnn, can’t anyone grant that wish lol?

 

[Apisto42]

Granted; you now listen so well and are so attentive, you’ve lost the selfish part of your incentive for wanting to understand

I wish I could understand men

Granted. You are now a man.

I wish I had a taco.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Granted. You are now a man.

I wish I had a taco.

Granted. Lay back and open wide.


I wish I could go on a European vacation.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Granted. Lay back and open wide.


I wish I could go on a European vacation.

Granted but you’ve gone to Albania, a very poor country with no return ticket confirmed

I wish I could a more action packed holiday than my last one.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted, you’ll be unboxing a range of action figures and then carefully placing them back in the packaging

I wish I could speak and understand every language of the world

 

[mrdeeds7625]

Granted, tomorrow earth will be taken over by a race of aliens who somehow destroy every human but you, and you can’t understand them.

I wish all the women here would send me PM.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Granted! All the women are sending pms telling you that they are blocking you

I wish people especially Christians would follow the “Golden Rule: do unto others as you would have done unto you”

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Granted, i will do this 'un'to you, revoked, 'un'granted

I wish all threads were as fun to read as this one has been

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Granted. You now laugh uncontrollably every time you read a thread.

I wish it wasn't so hard to understand people's intentions.

 

[puppett]

Granted. You now laugh uncontrollably every time you read a thread.

I wish it wasn't so hard to understand people's intentions.

Granted, you understand everyone is selfish, and you are eternally sapped of hope.

i wish war did not exist.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Granted, you understand everyone is selfish, and you are eternally sapped of hope.

i wish war did not exist.

Poof. Humanity vanishes.

I wish I could wish.

 

[puppett]

granted, you are now a genie, and no one can fulfill your wish and you must listen to theirs.

i wish for matcha bubble tea

 

[MiaBabe23]

Granted - no boba, just actual bubbles. Enjoy your sparkling tea

I wish I could have the finest iced coffee

 

[Ellies_adventures]

Granted, the molecules of the iced coffee are so fine they seep through the cup as soon as it is poured and as you were holding the cup over your lap it now looks like you peed yourself.

I wish LIT would reverse their recent decision to ban nude pics in forums and 'illustrated' stories

 

[Coconutty70]

Granted, the molecules of the iced coffee are so fine they seep through the cup as soon as it is poured and as you were holding the cup over your lap it now looks like you peed yourself.

I wish LIT would reverse their recent decision to ban nude pics in forums and 'illustrated' stories

Your wish is my command. Someone opens all of your forum posts and attaches a picture of their naked nudey mum wearing spangly deeley-boppers and dancing to Abba.

I wish I could click my fingers and be able to instantly learn any language I desire.

 

[MiaBabe23]

I wish that too!
Granted, your thumbs can now click and communicate in the manner of speakers of every language of the world

I wish I could visit every country

 

[Ellies_adventures]

You have made 2 wishes...
Wish 1, has been granted by coconutty
Wish 2, you fly into every country, even the hermit country north Korea, however on your world trip you only get to see the airport of each country as you are denied access because in your rush and excitement, you forgot to get your visas sorted

 

[MiaBabe23]

Well damn
You didn’t make a wish though…!

 

[munch2much]

You have made 2 wishes...
Wish 1, has been granted by coconutty
Wish 2, you fly into every country, even the hermit country north Korea, however on your world trip you only get to see the airport of each country as you are denied access because in your rush and excitement, you forgot to get your visas sorted

Well damn
You didn’t make a wish though…!

I wish someone had made a wish!