Wit & Nipples šŸ’

Whilst I enjoy my relaxing Sunday, I’ll leave this here for you to ponder on. Specifically, what you think happened next. šŸ˜‰ (previously posted on a differed thread)
She looks like a great friend, so I reckon you spent a jolly nice evening together.
 
Whilst I enjoy my relaxing Sunday, I’ll leave this here for you to ponder on. Specifically, what you think happened next. šŸ˜‰ (previously posted on a differed thread)

https://vlix.io/video/05a96f9511e20b5611fc/
I don't know what the sequel would be, but it reminds me about the corruption.

"Do you know what corruption is?"
"No..."
"Corruption is what you're being left out of!"šŸ˜‚
 
Sorry to answer so late šŸ™šŸ¼

65) my first ever celebrity crush, ever, as a young girl, was Leslie Burke in Bridge to Terabithia. I never found myself crushing on male actors/celebrities? My first male crush ( this will get a lot of raised eyebrows) was Wayne Rooneyā€¦šŸ˜‚ I find myself crushing on men that aren’t like your stereotypical hot guys? I need them to have something different about them, a quirk, something a lil weird about them? Then as young adult it was always Cara Delevinge and now it’s Florence Pugh. She’s breathtaking. I’m in love with her.

I think the reason I don’t really crush on celebrities is because I’m not drawn to one specific type. What tends to catch my eye is individuality, not perfection.

67) I used to be an escort ;) never thought of hiring one. I would however, go to Amsterdam with a partner and engage in one evening of sexual debauchery with a shared girl on the red light district šŸ˜
*extra hugs and kisses to help you through your ick*
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Thank you for sharing with us,
 
ALL wrong. We continued drinking, I cooked her dinner and then we spooned in bed. She was very nearly a girlfriend of mine, but will always stay a friend and nothing more. Saying that though, we used to make out A LOT, on nights out; in bars. She took me to my first Brighton Pride event and things got…..they got playfully naughty put it that way šŸ˜ the attached picture is us on the first day, sleeping in the back of her semi renovated AA van šŸ«¶šŸ½

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ALL wrong. We continued drinking, I cooked her dinner and then we spooned in bed. She was very nearly a girlfriend of mine, but will always stay a friend and nothing more. Saying that though, we used to make out A LOT, on nights out; in bars. She took me to my first Brighton Pride event and things got…..they got playfully naughty put it that way šŸ˜ the attached picture is us on the first day, sleeping in the back of her semi renovated AA van šŸ«¶šŸ½

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Still a delightful picture. :)
 
*extra hugs and kisses to help you through your ick*
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Thank you for sharing with us,
Thankyou as always, I love your kind words they never fail to make smile šŸ˜
I love the little elephant tat!! And the direction she is headed! And everything else for that matter!!! ;)
she’s called Ellie for a reason, because what do elephants have? Trunks… and what do trunks do? They…. šŸ’¦
She looks like a great friend, so I reckon you spent a jolly nice evening together.
you guessed correctly ;)
 
ALL wrong. We continued drinking, I cooked her dinner and then we spooned in bed. She was very nearly a girlfriend of mine, but will always stay a friend and nothing more. Saying that though, we used to make out A LOT, on nights out; in bars. She took me to my first Brighton Pride event and things got…..they got playfully naughty put it that way šŸ˜ the attached picture is us on the first day, sleeping in the back of her semi renovated AA van šŸ«¶šŸ½
Can we be friends? šŸ˜
 
Thankyou as always, I love your kind words they never fail to make smile šŸ˜

she’s called Ellie for a reason, because what do elephants have? Trunks… and what do trunks do? They…. šŸ’¦

you guessed correctly ;)
That’s a very appropriate name and I’m sure her trunk gives much pleasure to anything it touches!!! Oh yes and they squirt as well!!!!!
 
ALL wrong. We continued drinking, I cooked her dinner and then we spooned in bed. She was very nearly a girlfriend of mine, but will always stay a friend and nothing more. Saying that though, we used to make out A LOT, on nights out; in bars. She took me to my first Brighton Pride event and things got…..they got playfully naughty put it that way šŸ˜ the attached picture is us on the first day, sleeping in the back of her semi renovated AA van šŸ«¶šŸ½

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I am going to stick with my thought!! It is more fun! 😈. Lol
 
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You know when you imagine your Saturday night being super chilled but instead you end up walking 18k steps, cutting your arms up with thorns and stinging nettles, making five pots of jam, defrosting suspicious chicken, and mildly poisoning yourself instead?

Well yeah, that.

I don’t know what was going on with the chicken, I never ever get food poisoning. I mean, it looked fine, the date was fine…but apparently my digestive system had many other ideas. Cue a few veryyyy glamorous few hours spent alternating between the toilet throwing up and absolutely devouring The Teacher by Freida McFadden. (Highly recommend. Great pacing. Still unclear if it pairs well with nausea.)

Woke up this morning weirdly refreshed (??) maybe I needed a purge, who knows. I had actually intended to visit the farmers market this morning, but gave it a miss in the end. Today, I SHALL be lazy 🤣 I was only going for raspberries to make another round of jam, and frankly, I’m at capacity. There’s only so much sterilising, stirring and ladling one can do before the repetition becomes monotonous 🫢.

So, instead I spent the morning in the garden with a pot of Latvian peppermint tea, reading through last night’s thread replies. There’s something deeply indulgent about it for me, it’s literally like a secret lil ritual. Your responses, thoughtful or cheeky, earnest or unhinged and hot, are my favourite kind of distractions. Keep em coming.

Oh and yessss, I’ve thoroughly been enjoying the Spicy Questions game. Some of you have been deliciously curious, but I know there are more of you lurking in the shadows (Nandor?! What we do in the shadows reference) with better questions and even bolder curiosities…. So let’s try and keep it going!! Pretty pls x
If you ever need a someone to check your body for ticks after the Forrest Play ... I know a guy šŸ™‹šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ”„šŸ”„
 
I kinda freaking hate how we’re ā€œexpectedā€ to be instantly accessible at all times just because of two little blue ticks. We’ve reached this strange point in humanity where, just because we can be reached at all times, people assume we should be.
Everyone should protect their privacy and private time and you don't have to be instantly accessible.
A message sent becomes a ticking timer and a delay in response turns into an unspoken offence. People get really up in arms over a delay in response.
These are patterns and priorities of course and it should be handle with in a context and a time period.
But we weren’t built for constant availability, that’s absurd!
You are the only one who responsible for how you do spend your time and with what and with who, so you decide about if you want this absurd thing not someone else!

But I do sometimes wonder if you’re getting bored seeing my body, like when you’ve been sleeping with the same person for ages and suddenly you know exactly when they’ll touch you, how they’ll moan, what position they’ll flip you into next, how long they’ll go down on you, where they’re going to cum…. So just like in bed, me posting images…. exposure can become routine, even the most enticing body can lose its edge.
I don't know exactly what your preferred form of sex and relationship form or model is, but I think it shows a lack of commitment/engagement, or your example is not proper, unfortunately.

I say this on the basis that I have spent more of my life with someone than without her.

If I really love someone I fully accept her with her imperfect person because she does the same with me.

So I can tell you as a man your behaviour and/or personality changes related to him will trigger your partner fillings and reactions about you.
If your personality, affection and respect are not changing regarding to him, he will never be bored with your naked presence!

Otherwise I or she is nothing more than a fuck toy or FWB.
 
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There are people here who post like clockwork. At the same times each day, the same stories but in different packaging almost, the same conversations about the same things. And yeah maybe that works for them, because it creates routine, a brand almost? But I don’t want to become that :(
I think if you would like to know who will stay here for your thoughts and your personality and not only for your sexy pictures in especially if you post daily base you can test it easily.
I don’t want be predictable and easy to read. I want to be a mysterious, ( that’s cringe but you know what I mean ) but also an incredibly open person you can be exited to see pop up.
Being predictable does not mean you are so simple, easy to read, boring, not exciting person.
It means you are reliable, you have ethics, principles, convictions or beliefs that you believe in, follow and stick to. You don't have to please others, you have to please yourself and live in peace with yourself.
Not expect to see. Yeah, maybe that makes me unreliable. Maybe even untrustworthy. I don’t know.
I am sorry but this mystery thing is a fake illusion for someone who doesn't believe in himself/herself and being an enough exciting person.
I know you have a brilliant mind and you have lots values on beyond your beauties so I don't really understand this mystery/unpredictable things but if you really need this....
But I do know that I need to tailor this space to me. Because if this stops feeling fun, if I start showing up just because I don’t want to let you lot down, then it’s no longer desire I’m offering.
I this it just about how you prioritise your time here and what type of relationship would you like to be with people you met here.
Quality Vs quantity.
You need to decide.
Speed, quality, cost you can choose 2 ones out of 3.
It is the theory of constraints.
 
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