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SpicyBean99 said:
Foraged 1kg of blackberries on my walk and managed 18k steps….my hands are all cut up from thorn bushes and stung from stinging nettles. Is anyone proud of meeee 👀 jam incoming…tea and scones at mine? Followed by an orgy… cough….movie?
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Those look delicious! Lovely place for a walk too :) I went for one yesterday but probably went a bit too far. It's currently 3am and I'm awake because my thighs are aching so much 🤣😭
 
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You know when you imagine your Saturday night being super chilled but instead you end up walking 18k steps, cutting your arms up with thorns and stinging nettles, making five pots of jam, defrosting suspicious chicken, and mildly poisoning yourself instead?

Well yeah, that.

I don’t know what was going on with the chicken, I never ever get food poisoning. I mean, it looked fine, the date was fine…but apparently my digestive system had many other ideas. Cue a few veryyyy glamorous few hours spent alternating between the toilet throwing up and absolutely devouring The Teacher by Freida McFadden. (Highly recommend. Great pacing. Still unclear if it pairs well with nausea.)

Woke up this morning weirdly refreshed (??) maybe I needed a purge, who knows. I had actually intended to visit the farmers market this morning, but gave it a miss in the end. Today, I SHALL be lazy 🤣 I was only going for raspberries to make another round of jam, and frankly, I’m at capacity. There’s only so much sterilising, stirring and ladling one can do before the repetition becomes monotonous 🫢.

So, instead I spent the morning in the garden with a pot of Latvian peppermint tea, reading through last night’s thread replies. There’s something deeply indulgent about it for me, it’s literally like a secret lil ritual. Your responses, thoughtful or cheeky, earnest or unhinged and hot, are my favourite kind of distractions. Keep em coming.

Oh and yessss, I’ve thoroughly been enjoying the Spicy Questions game. Some of you have been deliciously curious, but I know there are more of you lurking in the shadows (Nandor?! What we do in the shadows reference) with better questions and even bolder curiosities…. So let’s try and keep it going!! Pretty pls x
 
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SpicyBean99 said:
I don’t know what was going on with the chicken, I never ever get food poisoning. I mean, it looked fine, the date was fine…but apparently my digestive system had many other ideas. Cue a few veryyyy glamorous few hours spent alternating between the toilet throwing up and absolutely devouring The Teacher by Freida McFadden.
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I am sorry to hear you had a busy night but not from the pleasuring point of view!
I hope you are feeling better now and hydrated well with water and some herbal tea 🍵
SpicyBean99 said:
Woke up this morning weirdly refreshed (??) maybe I needed a purge, who knows. I had actually intended to visit the farmers market this morning, but gave it a miss in the end.
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Maybe your bile, stomach or liver needed a purge, I can imagine your throat is sore of course not from your naughtyness needs.

Please take care yourself and recharge your batteries...
The general cure would be a chicken soup but I think you will rigid the chicken from your diet for a little bit...

I send my warm hugs to you Bean🌹!
 
Azuldrgon said:
Never. Every person I have slept with has been for multiple times.

Current one is to experiment with a Litster from out of the country currently ;)

No. :( It's on the list.

Definitely the time I was interrupted by my daughter who proceeded to voice one of her stuffies while her mother and I were trying. She laughed. I was angry. Still a great story though.

A few of my best experiences.

Near a church while I was in the military.

I do. I am a huge audiophile.

Yes, but they were lost to history.

I like the ones where the woman shows what she wants. Too much porn seems male-dominated. It's wonderful to see the women take the lead at times.

Not personally. I have had experiences where she did.

six maybe? It's been a while.

Preference is her facing me riding so I can grab that ass.

Oldest was 14 years older. Youngest was a year younger.

Without any sexual contact, probably a year.

a few times.

I wrote about a crush on a teacher.

The small of her back. Best place to put your hand when you embrace.

I have. My favorite barista currently does a few shifts at one up north and I haven't made it up there to see her yet. It's on the list for sure.

I'm for it depending on the roles.

2

foreplay in the pool.

I have tried it.

Received. By my favorite barista in a different club. #worthit

There was a attractive woman at a job site wearing tight jeans and knee pads (construction). I thought about her on those kneepads with my cock buried down her throat. There was some quality wanking that night.

I'm very self-conscious about my body. So if I sent one, I trust you very much.

I prefer a relationship to an extent just because there's more to sex when there is.

When a fwb sent me a picture of her on the bed with toy in hand to show me how turned on she was. Fuck.

driving 200 miles for it.

I have tried it. Miss it.

I think they work with the right amount of communication. But it's difficult.

confidence and interest

Settling early before exploring more.

accents.

I regret the one I didn't complete.

neck

wrote about this one a few times.

I prefer both. It's been a while since I gave though.

Not my thing.

It involved my favorite barista paying off a bet after her team lost a (American) football game.

a few times.

I think sometimes they don't feel right.

Yes.

Definitely my last FWB because we were able to explore together.

A little bit.

Three

Yes. Never acted on it though.

Huge fan of it. Especially if I get to participate near the end to crest her over.

Numerous.

We're into different things.

I have considered it. Never did it though.

Being forced to go into my hard no zone.

I don't get drunk often to allow that to happen.

Very interesting questions.
@SpicyBean99 love, would you answer #'s 65 and 67 for me please? 💐💐💐🥰🥰🥰
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Sorry to answer so late 🙏🏼

65) my first ever celebrity crush, ever, as a young girl, was Leslie Burke in Bridge to Terabithia. I never found myself crushing on male actors/celebrities? My first male crush ( this will get a lot of raised eyebrows) was Wayne Rooney…😂 I find myself crushing on men that aren’t like your stereotypical hot guys? I need them to have something different about them, a quirk, something a lil weird about them? Then as young adult it was always Cara Delevinge and now it’s Florence Pugh. She’s breathtaking. I’m in love with her.

I think the reason I don’t really crush on celebrities is because I’m not drawn to one specific type. What tends to catch my eye is individuality, not perfection.

67) I used to be an escort ;) never thought of hiring one. I would however, go to Amsterdam with a partner and engage in one evening of sexual debauchery with a shared girl on the red light district 😏
 
SpicyBean99 said:
SPICY SEX QUESTIONS WITH BEAN ​

I found a longer list of questions online since a few of you enjoyed asking/answering them…. So I’ll leave this list here and we can take turns asking each other and getting to know one and other….there’s enough here to keep us going 😉 ( at least for a while ). Maybe I’ll even share a few more pictures with you all a little later…. I’m feeling super giving since it’s a Friday…

1. Have you ever had a one-night stand?
2. What’s your wildest sexual fantasy?
3. Have you ever had a threesome?
4. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
5. Have you ever had sex in public?
6. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
7. What’s the most adventurous place you’ve had sex?
8. Do you enjoy dirty talk?
9. Have you ever filmed yourself having sex?
10. What’s your favorite type of porn?
11. Have you ever used sex toys?
12. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one day?
13. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
14. What’s your favorite position?
15. Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive?
16. Have you ever had sex with someone much older or younger than you?
17. Have you ever had a sexual dream about someone you shouldn’t have?
18. What’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?
19. Have you ever been caught in the act?
20. Have you ever had a crush on a teacher or boss?
21. What’s your favorite part of your partner’s body?
22. Have you ever been to a strip club?
23. What is your opinion on role-playing?
24. What’s the most people you’ve had sex with in one week?
25. Have you ever participated in a sex party?
26. Are you a member of the mile-high club?
27. Have you ever had sex in a pool or hot tub?
28. Have you ever been handcuffed or tied up during sex?
29. What’s your favorite type of foreplay?
30. Have you ever had sex with a friend’s partner?
31. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?
32. What’s the dirtiest thought you’ve ever had about a total stranger?
33. Have you ever sent a nude selfie?
34. Have you ever cheated on a partner?
35. Do you prefer casual sex or being in a relationship?
36. What’s the dirtiest text you’ve sent or received?
37. Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day?
38. What’s the most sexually daring thing you’ve done?
39. Have you ever tried anal sex?
40. What’s your opinion on open relationships?
41. Have you ever been a part of an orgy?
42. What turns you on the most?
43. What is your biggest sexual regret?
44. Have you ever masturbated in a public place?
45. Have you ever engaged in sexting?
46. What’s the weirdest thing that turns you on?
47. Have you ever role-played during sex?
48. What’s the kinkiest thing you’ve ever done?
49. Have you ever had a sexual encounter you regret?
50. What’s your favorite spot to be kissed?
51. Have you ever had a crush on a co-worker?
52. What’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
53. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
54. Have you ever used food during foreplay?
55. What’s the sexiest dream you’ve ever had?
56. Have you ever been to a swingers' party?
57. Have you ever had sex in a car?
58. Do you enjoy using lubricants?
59. Have you ever subscribed to an adult content provider?
60. Who was your best sexual partner, and why?
61. Have you ever tried BDSM?
62. What’s the most rounds you’ve gone in one night?
63. Have you ever been turned on by someone unexpected?
64. Do you like watching your partner pleasure themselves?
65. Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity?
66. Do you ever watch porn together with your partner?
67. Have you ever considered hiring an escort?
68. What’s your biggest sexual fear?
69. Have you ever had a sex encounter while drunk?
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I need to come back and do this when I have more time. It will bring back a lot of memories. because yes, I have done most of them.
 
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