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LOL. I'm 5' nothing and 115lbs on a pig-out day. I have a black belt in taekwondo. It took me years. Even the teenage guys with no training that I spar with can beat me in a real fight.

Going hand to hand with some methed out dude twice my size wielding a fucking crowbar is STUPID. Better just to unload a full mag of 9mm into him as he comes through the window and then wait for him to bleed out while I call our lawyer.

Morons like this have no grasp of reality.

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LOL. I'm 5' nothing and 115lbs on a pig-out day. I have a black belt in taekwondo. It took me years. Even the teenage guys with no training that I spar with can beat me in a real fight.

Going hand to hand with some methed out dude twice my size wielding a fucking crowbar is STUPID. Better just to unload a full mag of 9mm into him as he comes through the window and then wait for him to bleed out while I call our lawyer.

Morons like this have no grasp of reality.

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LMAO Shades of Indiana Jones and the sword fight. :D
 
LOL. I'm 5' nothing and 115lbs on a pig-out day. I have a black belt in taekwondo. It took me years. Even the teenage guys with no training that I spar with can beat me in a real fight.

Going hand to hand with some methed out dude twice my size wielding a fucking crowbar is STUPID. Better just to unload a full mag of 9mm into him as he comes through the window and then wait for him to bleed out while I call our lawyer.

Morons like this have no grasp of reality.

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When in doubt, empty the fucking magazine.


If you have two, reload and empty that one, too.


Ewe Ess Law Shield Dot Com for later. Call Nine Wun Wun first, then them . . . .
 
It starts very quickly.



Did I mention that it'll dig 14'????

That's surely deep enough, altho I favor a woodchipper and then feeding the mulch to my family of pet racoons. They're quite tame and well behaved these days and they love pizza. Just add a little steak tartare....
 
That's surely deep enough, altho I favor a woodchipper and then feeding the mulch to my family of pet racoons. They're quite tame and well behaved these days and they love pizza. Just add a little steak tartare....



Then bury the leftovers.



If the neighbors have to put down a horse, install its carcass in the hole at 6' and it'll throw off the cadaver dogs.
 
A man should first direct himself in the way he should go. Only then should he instruct others.

~ The Buddha



People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.

~ Joseph Fort Newton



The Guest House

This being human is a guest house.
Every morning a new arrival.
A joy, a depression, a meanness,
some momentary awareness comes
as an unexpected visitor.
Welcome and entertain them all!
Even if they are a crowd of sorrows,
who violently sweep your house
empty of its furniture,
still, treat each guest honorably.
He may be clearing you out
for some new delight.
The dark thought, the shame, the malice.
meet them at the door laughing and invite them in.

Be grateful for whatever comes.
because each has been sent
as a guide from beyond.


~ Jellaludin Rumi
 
https://athlonoutdoors.com/article/...+Guide+on+How+to+Buy+Your+Own+Military+Humvee



The DIY Guide on How to Buy Your Own Military Humvee​




After some 33 years of hard service, the Humvee’s manifold strengths and scant weaknesses became apparent. The M998 was originally designed as a broad-application utility vehicle intended to support a military engaged in fighting World War III on the verdant plains of Western Europe. That the Humvee rendered such fine service when pressed into ambulance, ammo carrier, guided missile platform and armored gun-truck roles speaks to the remarkable versatility of the design.

Ironplanet.com is a typical place to start. Its stock rotates daily, and its Humvees are sold via online auction. There are several other auction sites as well. Google is your buddy. The Humvees are being released directly from military installations all over the country. Each entry describes the vehicle’s location, odometer reading and other particulars. Auction prices typically run from $6,000 to $12,000 depending upon the state of the truck.

There are some states where you just cannot get these vehicles titled. To compare my home state of Mississippi to California or New Jersey, for instance, is like comparing Mayberry to Mars. In some states, emission controls and general draconian government crap conspire to make it all but impossible to own surplus military vehicles. If you live in one of these wretched locales, my advice would be to move.

By contrast, down here in the Deep South, we take our small government seriously. The titling process is laborious, but it can be done. You may have to take your truck to an inspection site so Highway Patrol inspectors can give it a once-over. I asked the nice Southern lady on the phone if I could drive the vehicle there or trailer it. She counseled that, so long as I explained to any law enforcement officers that I was driving it to get an official inspection, I should be good. I do so love the Deep South.


And so on . . . .
 
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https://athlonoutdoors.com/article/...+Guide+on+How+to+Buy+Your+Own+Military+Humvee



The DIY Guide on How to Buy Your Own Military Humvee​




After some 33 years of hard service, the Humvee’s manifold strengths and scant weaknesses became apparent. The M998 was originally designed as a broad-application utility vehicle intended to support a military engaged in fighting World War III on the verdant plains of Western Europe. That the Humvee rendered such fine service when pressed into ambulance, ammo carrier, guided missile platform and armored gun-truck roles speaks to the remarkable versatility of the design.

Ironplanet.com is a typical place to start. Its stock rotates daily, and its Humvees are sold via online auction. There are several other auction sites as well. Google is your buddy. The Humvees are being released directly from military installations all over the country. Each entry describes the vehicle’s location, odometer reading and other particulars. Auction prices typically run from $6,000 to $12,000 depending upon the state of the truck.

There are some states where you just cannot get these vehicles titled. To compare my home state of Mississippi to California or New Jersey, for instance, is like comparing Mayberry to Mars. In some states, emission controls and general draconian government crap conspire to make it all but impossible to own surplus military vehicles. If you live in one of these wretched locales, my advice would be to move.


By contrast, down here in the Deep South, we take our small government seriously. The titling process is laborious, but it can be done. You may have to take your truck to an inspection site so Highway Patrol inspectors can give it a once-over. I asked the nice Southern lady on the phone if I could drive the vehicle there or trailer it. She counseled that, so long as I explained to any law enforcement officers that I was driving it to get an official inspection, I should be good. I do so love the Deep South.


And so on . . . .
You really do fantasise about having or being your own militia don’t you?
 
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