Craziest Place You've Masturbated?

Once I was in the water near the beach, and some women were there, I started masturbating a few meters away from them, and I think one of them was close to me; she understood what I was doing. Finally, when I came, she smiled and, after showing her breast, left me alone.
 
In Plane a number of times. In church
Yep, hotter because it was so close. She must have thought I had malaria or something, I couldn’t stop sweating!🥵
When I was in school, in the classroom.

A) I cringe any time someone says the church... I couldn't even imagine
B) the basement story I think should be told in detail, looks like it'll be a fun read... To imagine being in that moment lol
C) The school, you brazen bold mulla fulla! Lol I wish I had the balls to even attempt this
 
One time I went for a walk along a walking trail in Delaware along the Rehoboth Bay. I was sitting along the water and watching the Horseshoe Crabs mate at the waters edge. There was no one around. And no, the crabs didn’t get me horny, I was already that way…

Anyway, I pulled it out, masturbated right onto the sandy waters edge.

The other one, and this was when I was younger in college, I was at a party and behind the townhouses where we partied was a cemetery. Well, at 18 or 19 I was Quick Draw McGraw!

Things were going hot and heavy with a girl and I excused myself for a few moments and went out into the cemetery, stroked one out and returned to the party.

I ended up hooking up with her and was happy to last at least 8 minutes with her.
 
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