Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[AlexBailey]

That I cum so hard I pass out, unconscious until after the flight lands.

Why do we do these things?

Because these things are always available even when a lover isn’t.

How long should it take for me to learn Italian?

 

[WCSGarland]

Because these things are always available even when a lover isn’t.

How long should it take for me to learn Italian?

An Italian Stallion will take a long time to insert.

How do I get to Hong Kong?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

An Italian Stallion will take a long time to insert.

How do I get to Hong Kong?

Slow motorboating through China.

How far is the Far East?

 

[Actingup]

Slow motorboating through China.

How far is the Far East?

You'll know you've gone too far when you arrive in the Far West, or she slaps you. Whichever comes first.

How was 69 described before we used Arabic numerals?

 

[MargotPayge]

You'll know you've gone too far when you arrive in the Far West, or she slaps you. Whichever comes first.

How was 69 described before we used Arabic numerals?

LXIX XIX7

What makes Roman numerals so hard?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

LXIX XIX7

What makes Roman numerals so hard?

I know, right? I'll take the tripple X stuff all night long for a win but then the Ls come out of nowhere.

(Hey, LXIX XIX7, I see what you did there.)

What to do when not in Rome?

 

[WCSGarland]

I know, right? I'll take the tripple X stuff all night long for a win but then the Ls come out of nowhere.

(Hey, LXIX XIX7, I see what you did there.)

What to do when not in Rome?

The infamous Roman emperor rode his horse naked, so don't bareback your horse while naked when not in Rome.

What's the best parlor game to play?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The infamous Roman emperor rode his horse naked, so don't bareback your horse while naked when not in Rome.

What's the best parlor game to play?

"Pay your ante at the door;
Pick your girl from the parlour floor."
(From an old New Orleans Brothel.)

Why do people smirk when I say my house faces the rising sun?

 

[WCSGarland]

"Pay your ante at the door;
Pick your girl from the parlour floor."
(From an old New Orleans Brothel.)

Why do people smirk when I say my house faces the rising sun?

Feces in the rising sun? No, just no. Don't even go there!

Why is real estate west of town so expensive?

 

[Lip_tease]

Feces in the rising sun? No, just no. Don't even go there!

Why is real estate west of town so expensive?

Cause no one wants to go downtown, like they did, back in the good days.

What are some ingredients for a sweet pie ?

 

[Ellies_adventures]

There is only one ingredient in a cream pie and you know it.

How do I get this messy house cleaned?

 

[Voboy]

There is only one ingredient in a cream pie and you know it.

How do I get this messy house cleaned?

Just drill a hole and start fucking the Roomba. Sooner or later, it'll try to flee. Just keep following it and it'll go faster.

Why won't the neighbor's cat stop growling?

 

[WCSGarland]

Just drill a hole and start fucking the Roomba. Sooner or later, it'll try to flee. Just keep following it and it'll go faster.

Why won't the neighbor's cat stop growling?

To make the neighbor's pussy purr instead of growl, try licking it more before you poke it.

Which lane of the street is the proper one to drive?

 

[Sunlover102]

To make the neighbor's pussy purr instead of growl, try licking it more before you poke it.

Which lane of the street is the proper one to drive?

It is best to avoid the lane that has that that horny couple who are always fucking on the road from three house down.
They give way to no one.

■Can you tell me where the library is please.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Drive North on Cuter Ln, then over twin peaks bridge, on the other side, turn right on Sweet Spot Plz and then turn Right and go south on Dark Hole Ave. You can park it right there behind it

Is that a lightning storm outside?

 

[Voboy]

Is that a lightning storm outside?

No, that's my cock. It's so big it has its own weather system.

Does the taco combo come with pico de gallo, or is that extra?

 

[WCSGarland]

No, that's my cock. It's so big it has its own weather system.

Does the taco combo come with pico de gallo, or is that extra?

The taco cums gallons with or without a prick.

Why are frogs noisier at night?

 

[Sunlover102]

The taco cums gallons with or without a prick.

Why are frogs noisier at night?

Because they are trying to prove they are better lovers than the English.

So your a pretty good astrologist huh.
Can you please explain the sun conjunction between Uranus and Venus. Please.

 

[JudeRodney]

Because they are trying to prove they are better lovers than the English.

So your a pretty good astrologist huh.
Can you please explain the sun conjunction between Uranus and Venus. Please.

That's when the sun's beams penetrate both.

Why do superheroes wear disguises?

 

[WCSGarland]

That's when the sun's beams penetrate both.

Why do superheroes wear disguises?

Well, if you have x-ray vision and can see boobies and pussies beneath the clothes... wouldn't you want to be an anonymous peeper?

Is it better to drive or fly to a destination?

 

[Mj2025]

Well, if you have x-ray vision and can see boobies and pussies beneath the clothes... wouldn't you want to be an anonymous peeper?

Is it better to drive or fly to a destination?

As long as you're getting a blow job while you do, who cares??

Why do zebras have stripes?

 

[bbcbarry9033]

As long as you're getting a blow job while you do, who cares??

Why do zebras have stripes?

Left over from the canings.

How do you tame a tiger?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Left over from the canings.

How do you tame a tiger?

Tie her to a chair and use a whip.

What is a three ring circus?

 

[Solsurfer]

When each of the three guys wear cock rings while they penetrate her three holes.

Do you know the muffin man?

 

[Voboy]

No, but I know the muff AROUND the man.

Why don't hearing aids work all that well?