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[Wonderer67]

You are funny.... I really read my post....

I would like to clarify that cantaloupe smells like it tastes... I have no experience with musky sweaty balls except in the smelling

Good save k!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Seize the weasel!!!

That’s my new mantra!

Remember this guy from bugs bunny??

 

[Oldermom935]

That’s my new mantra!

Remember this guy from bugs bunny??
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[Missk_2022]

I may never look at cantaloupes the same way ever again.



*scratches musty ballsack*

Soap ...use lots and lots of soap....

 

[Missk_2022]

Seize the weasel!!!

You have been Weasel seized

 

[Wonderer67]

Today was good.

My boss and I settled a long standing debate between us. (it wasn’t bad, it was just something we disagreed on for about two years on our quarter reporting. We finally came to a really good conclusion that was not a compromise.

I was cranky today, because I’ve been up since 3:10 AM, so only four hours of sleep. Bu the day was productive.

Had a nice dinner with my daughter and her boyfriend. Caught up… I have a sneaking suspicion they will get married.

Got home and helped Miss Conduct pick blueberries and watch the sun go down while she swam.

I’m off to zombieland tomorrow which is rare for me on a Friday, but I am hosting and producing a big webinar at work..

https://imgur.com/a/GYfnoCC

 

[Missk_2022]

Good save k!!

I was gonna tell you all about shower sex and the benefits.... I will save that for a different time

 

[likes2watchU]

Soap ...use lots and lots of soap....

 

[likes2watchU]

When soap just isn't enough...

 

[likes2watchU]

Sweet Dreams everyone...

 

[Missk_2022]

Night all

 

[Missk_2022]

I can't shut my brain off

 

[Lilianna23]

I think Thursday and Friday may have something to say about that!

Well, Thursday's over now. And Friday is the (unofficial?) start of the weekend.

 

[Lilianna23]

I would like to be your boy friend!

We moved around a lot! You would have had to keep up!

 

[Lilianna23]

You just want one of her boy jobs...and who can blame you

I didn't do that when I was 14!

 

[nipplecaresser]

He was a visiting lecturer.

Lecherer?

 

[Lilianna23]

Oh my. I must head out to a Dr. appointment this morning. Just a regular check up. I have trouble relating to her because she is younger than my grandaughter. She is a PA and I have not seen the Dr. who started the practice in a couple of years. The practice has also been taken over by WellMed. I grew up when the doctors would make house calls and carry a big bag of meds with them.

It's kind of incredible, and a bit disconcerting, that our HCPs are much younger than we are!

 

[Lilianna23]

Painting pictures with words...dirty pictures

Between you and @Wonderer67...

 

[Lilianna23]

Cougars talk a mean game.


Until you get them in bed.


Then, it's' "ouch, Honey, I don't bend that far."

That's why I go to the gym!

 

[Lilianna23]

Morning everyone!View attachment 2553765

You're BACK!!!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Between you and @Wonderer67...

I can understand your attraction to this, you are only human after all. But my threesomes are strictly MFF. If you can phone a friend, however...

 

[Lilianna23]

She made a stop in Iceland for a couple days before she went to scotland... she was gone for 2 weeks

I want to go to Iceland to see the northern lights!

 

[Lilianna23]

Thanks, I guess I'll be behaving...For now!

What is... behaving???

 

[Lilianna23]

I do not like watermelon.

The flavor, the texture, the seeds. Nothing.

That is all.

I LOVE watermelon! But. it has to be sweet, crisp, and juicy.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Soap ...use lots and lots of soap....

Two nuns are in a bath. One says "where's the soap?"
The other replies, dreamily, "yes, it does, doesn't it"