Church Secret Volunteer Group

The church organ is a wonderful instrument and it always makes the volunteers sound so lovely as they play it.
Susan, your musical abilities and talent are beyond measure. You can play my organ anytime you like. I enjoy watching you play with it,… er, I mean play it.
 
I will follow in the footsteps of volunteers that know the drill. I would enjoy playing with such a big instrument. It's rare to have open access to one but this is why I desire to lend my body and soul to Christ and his church
 
I will follow in the footsteps of volunteers that know the drill. I would enjoy playing with such a big instrument. It's rare to have open access to one but this is why I desire to lend my body and soul to Christ and his church
Susan knows how to operate my organ and knows how to make it sing. She can teach you.

It’s great that you want to offer your body and soul to Christ. In fact, we can share your bountiful pleasures, he can have your soul, I’ll take your body!
 
Well you are his representative on earth. I submit unto you
Well, that’s why we have the ropes and handcuffs. I think later tonight, after my confessional and glory hole are clean, you should report there to confess your sins and receive a blessing, or at least some “holy water”. Hopefully you have many sins that you can confess in graphic detail as I stroke, … er, I mean listen to your transgressions and administer my own form of penance, which some sinners actually seem to enjoy for some reason….
 
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Well, that’s why we have the ropes and handcuffs. I think later tonight, after my confessional and glory hole are clean, you should report there to confess your sins and receive a blessing, or at least some “holy water”. Hopefully you have many sins that you can confess in graphic detail as I stroke, … er, I mean listen to your transgressions and administer my own form of penance, which some sinners actually seem to enjoy for some reason….
Oh I'm a dirty sinner. I've been known to gush with the holy water myself
 
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