discjockey74
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I would like to!!!!you dont want to cover my ass with something?
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I would like to!!!!you dont want to cover my ass with something?
Not with legal disclaimers. lolyou dont want to cover my ass with something?
Tbh I don’t knowwe need you to spill the tea on the lucky person to join you
Sounds scintillating!ok gotta do my financial reporting. back when i am able!
I do love a good milf yes... heheheyou all truly dont need to suck up to me, though I am honored that any of you choose me...
fyi, its Eiza Gonzalez
and you must have a thing for older women/milfs based on your porn star selections!![]()
Oh good, that i can manage hahato use within two years at your conveniece...10 days spread over two years. or 10 days straight. or 10 out of 20 days. or whatever you want...within two years.
I apparently cant write for medical companies...
may cause stomach cramps, headaches, liver disease, jaundice, toothache, trenchfoot, hair loss, cancer, heart disease, gout, erection problems, urinary tract infections, dizziness, swollen lymph nodes...if death occurs please consult your doctor...
haha
Hmm...it would be a close one between Alexandra Daddario and Sydney Sweeney right now for actors. Gabbie Carter for porn. Katy Perry for musician.hey everyone who picking time with a person(s) of your choice...who? Beyonce? Porn star du jour? Kim Kardashian? Former teacher? Cutie that you always liked in high school? WHO WHO WHO...give it up!
hmmm...they all share some sort of common trait, I wonder what that might be?Hmm...it would be a close one between Alexandra Daddario and Sydney Sweeney right now for actors. Gabbie Carter for porn. Katy Perry for musician.
Thank you. And omg how I would love to wake up to that body. You are incredible.When it was a bit too early in the morning to wake up...I still managed to snap a pic for Lit peeps!
https://i.postimg.cc/Ss90Lyb9/tooearly.jpg
Soyou. Musician.hey everyone who picking time with a person(s) of your choice...who? Beyonce? Porn star du jour? Kim Kardashian? Former teacher? Cutie that you always liked in high school? WHO WHO WHO...give it up!
What can I say....I'm a sucker for great breasts. lolhmmm...they all share some sort of common trait, I wonder what that might be?![]()
Sydney is only famous because of hers.What can I say....I'm a sucker for great breasts. lol
I like to suck on them too!What can I say....I'm a sucker for great breasts. lol
Were there any sex scenes?FYI...
-lots and lots of small unresolved plot holes in Jurassic Park whatever its called
-some fun scenes and of course a guy gets his head chomped off
-one dinosaur is really really stupid looking and looks more like an alien than a dinosaur
-reviews are otherwise accurate...entertaining popcorn fare, some stupid stuff for sure, some fun stuff, etc
She has a great body AND great eyes. I won't lie. The eyes draw me in almost as much as the body.Sydney is only famous because of hers.
Alexandra I dont find particularly attractive but I know loooooots do.
LOL there are two dinosaurs who are seen to "be in love" or about to mate or something!Were there any sex scenes?
https://ibb.co/xSRVZMdz
I'm sure the offers to kiss it and make it feel better have Poured in ....It wasnt too bad and we had a laugh about it/Kit/tit, but c'est la vie...itll heal in a few days!
That’s unfortunate.LOL there are two dinosaurs who are seen to "be in love" or about to mate or something!
But sorry, Scarlett Johansson's breasts are locked down in this...
Gotta keep the species alive!LOL there are two dinosaurs who are seen to "be in love" or about to mate or something!
But sorry, Scarlett Johansson's breasts are locked down in this...
Let's be honest.... we're kinky watching it for Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johanneson's tight topFYI...
-lots and lots of small unresolved plot holes in Jurassic Park whatever its called
-some fun scenes and of course a guy gets his head chomped off
-one dinosaur is really really stupid looking and looks more like an alien than a dinosaur
-reviews are otherwise accurate...entertaining popcorn fare, some stupid stuff for sure, some fun stuff, etc
#5 Make up for lost time and after 5 years I'll be put out to pasture anywaysOk...
You've won the sexual lottery, what do you claim as your prize?
1. 10 nights with the partner of your choice...celebrity, co-worker, spouse (or ex spouse?!), former crush, Lit friend...whatever you want and to use within two years at your conveniece.
2. Add up to five inches to your penis length and 1 inch in girth...permanent addition
3. One 72 hour period with up to four partners of your choice...you can take porn stars, actresses, anyone...use within two years.
4. A VR machine that lets you rewatch any sexual experience you have ever had and watch it at your leisure...good for five years
5. A magic pill that ensures you never cum in less than an hour and you always get hard on demand...good for five years.
lets hope you dont have a BEST BEFORE 7/16/2030 date on your bottom#5 Make up for lost time and after 5 years I'll be put out to pasture anyways![]()
Pasteurization has ran out?lets hope you dont have a BEST BEFORE 7/16/2030 date on your bottom