Accidental Adultery

[Brandnewbuddy]

One thing I find hilarious is porn where somehow someone accidentally falls down perfectly on an erect cock and instead of crushed or bruised pelvises or the two parties deciding to just laugh it off, they immediately decide it’s time to start fucking.

Which leads me to the idea:

accidental cheating through increasingly absurd coincidences.

1. Wife fucks her sister’s husband because she thought he was her husband. Meanwhile her sister fucked her husband for th same reason…did I forget to mention the wives and the husbands are identical twins?

2. Best friend and his wife are throwing a party for their kids complete with a bounce house. MC and wife wind up in the bounce house checking it out when a strong gale sends the house flying. And tumbling out of the yard. MC grabs friend’s wife and realizes she isn’t wearing underwear. Unfortunately, as they tumble about in the bounce house he loses his grip on her but not her sundress and it gets torn off. She grabs his jeans and they get yanked off, revealing he went commando. They manage to cling onto each other but a sudden jolt sends MC thrusting against her and he winds up entering her. The house finally stops but it ends up with wife on top and the two of them take almost 10 minutes to stop bouncing on one another, and even after that, each attempt to scramble away winds up with their sweat stained bodies clashing into each other.

By the time they are found they are gasping for air, wife has a fresh creampie and their clothes are in a totally separate corner of the bounce house.

 

[Husky_Embrace]

<...>They manage to cling onto each other but a sudden jolt sends MC thrusting against her and he winds up entering her. <...>

All the women reading wince. "No fuck that I'm out!"

Personally I would only read the stories if they are written ludicrously with a loooot of humour. Otherwise I can't imagine it happening. If I can't take the sex seriously it'll take something extra to get me invested.

If we're going less ludicrous, maybe it just sticks out his non-boxer underpants as he has morning wood. His trip to the bathroom is met with the woman of the story in only a sleeping dress. For whatever reason they fall, can grab some things to slow their fall, but not stop it. During which entrances are found and slowly but hilariously entered.

If you want to continue ludicrous, they are at the 1000 step stairs where they continue to try to stop their fall, only slowing it as they roll over each edge.

As an identical twin myself I can say that with age most of us will diverge, making it ever easier to spot who's who. Drugs, masks or getting turned around in a new place and entering a very dark room seem to be more feasible than only being twins.

Though now I want to read that. Vacation with the family. 8 people to the big house. The bedrooms have a confusing layout. For example, they look identical for if you arrive on the landing as well as if you went for the toilet on the other side. Woman with her sleepy head goes to the toilet, and on the return she does what she did all day when she arrived in that hallway. Take the second door on the left.

She crawls into the bed, waking hubby of her sister. They start fooling around, unbeknownst to them next to her sister in stage 4 deep sleep. They start having sex, until one if them touches her sister or the sister wakes up. Confusion, surprise, the extreme ridiculous situation so laughable that every time one of the parties get mad they can't hold it. Like what!? How does this happen for real? But her sister nor her hubby would never do that on purpose, especially not right next to her sleeping body, so she can't be mad? A true mistake with bizarre consequences.

 

[MikeXIrons]

I'm a big fan of a well-behaved woman finding herself misbehaving either through unintended situations, unplanned temptation, or some kind of slippery slope.

So, I'm always on the lookout for some new scenarios.

The darkened room is always good... she halfway through fooling around before there's some clue that maybe she's not with her husband after all.

Halloween costumes provide some good mistaken-identity opportunities.

The bouncy house idea does seem a little too unbelievable, but, other situations can still place two people intimately close without intending to. Crowded elevators, subways & buses are classic... but where else might two people find themselves unintentionally intimately close.

I've wondered about a bank robbery where the employees and customers are tied up and perhaps blindfolded? An attractive woman finds herself tied to a stranger (but attractive) man. She can feel his body react to being tied to her. She can feel his hot breath on her neck... something that's always a turn on for her. Maybe, to make sure they wouldn't try to escape (and because they are perverts) the thieves first have everyone strip down to undies or naked. It's maybe no less far fetched than the bouncy house, but, what if they are handcuffed, stripped, and led into the safe to wait for the timer locks to open. The thieves tie or cuff them together in pairs to prevent them from running off. She finds herself face-to-face with an attractive man... her cuffs behind his back and his behind hers. The thieves force them all to sit. Some fall over. The man she's bound to is strong and picks her up, then sits himself down, with her smaller body finding its way onto his lap... facing him... her legs behind him. Her eyes get wide as she feels his cock harden under her, pressing against her clit. He whispers "I'm sorry. I can't help it." It presses hard, stuck there... until her wetness grows and allows it to start slipping into her. It continues to grow, sliding deeper into her, all while he whispers, "I'm so sorry..." She looks around, embarrassed, but, realizes no one can see what's going on literally between them. She tries to get up off his lap, but only manages to lift herself a few inches. She's unable to lift herself high enough. His cock is still half in her. The only thing she can do is lower herself back onto his cock - something that causes her new friend to exhale hot breath onto her neck in a moan he tries to keep quiet.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I find the notion of 'accidental' adultery a little ridiculous, but that's okay. There's no reason erotica can't go there.
Alcohol + darkness would seem a likely scenario. Two sisters and their husbands take a much needed vacation together and one night the mai tais are coming out in pitchers and they get plowed.

The couples retire to their prospective room and one couple is planning for a little fun, but they realize that some ice water would be a good thing to set up before they start and the wife Sara, steps out for ice.

When she comes back she finds the door ajar and goes in to find the lights out. Thinking her husband is being romantic she crawls into bed with him and they have mad, passionate, albeit drunken sex. Sara wakes up in the very early morning with a wicked headache and is shocked to find her sister sleeping in the bed next to herr and even more shocked to see her brother-in-law snoring alongside her. Mortified, she creeps out like a churchmouse to find the other door ajar as well.

Sara finds her husband sleeping deeply in the room and silently crawls into bed with him. She lies in bed dreading her husbands awakening, but to her delight he apologizes for falling asleep nearly immediately.

Two hours later at breakfast, Sara's bro-in-law looks at his wife and smiles. "That was a hell of a good lay last night babe."

Her sister smiles. "I was wonderful for me too, sweetie," she says before turning to Sara conspiratorially. "I'm glad he had a good time, but hell if I can remember a thing," she whispers.