Last words spoken out loud with no one around

[snexxer]

Fuck me, how has she spent £500 on groceries, yet there is still nothing to eat.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I wonder if she sanitized that shank first?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I wonder if she sanitized that shank first?

I did NOT.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I wonder if she sanitized that shank first?

Oh wait, the one up my ass I did.

 

[Voodoonthevibes]

Go ahead guy, the world is your trashcan.

 

[TongueLust]

What should I cook?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Oh wait, the one up my ass I did.

well thats a relief lol... I was hoping a round of antibiotics weren't in your future

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

well thats a relief lol... I was hoping a round of antibiotics weren't in your future

I don't cleanse ones used on others. Because why?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I don't cleanse ones used on others. Because why?

well oddly this fits perfectly on this thread as I said it reading your post... " damn this bitch is even more twisted than I am"

 

[Norfolkguy49]

Can't they dig a hole and fill it in 3days

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

well oddly this fits perfectly on this thread as I said it reading your post... " damn this bitch is even more twisted than I am"

What did you just call me?

 

[carolheadcase]

If anyone saw you right now…

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What did you just call me?

I meant that in the most sexy, beautiful respectful way possible... for me its a term of endearment.
(and if it warrants a shanking I beg you to use a different one than the one in your ass)

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I meant that in the most sexy, beautiful respectful way possible... for me its a term of endearment.
(and if it warrants a shanking I beg you to use a different one than the one in your ass)

Nope, and I won't sterilize it either!

 

[snexxer]

Lol whatever.

 

[TongueLust]

$900 cigar order? Okay, Daddy!

 

[TongueLust]

My baby is killing those cigar sales.

 

[Carolinaguy45]

Ohhhh fuckkkk

 

[ericalauren]

"I needed this!" (Said to my can of Celsius (energy drink).)

 

[cocokittysurprise]

"What the actual heck?!?"

 

[Voodoonthevibes]

Cat fight!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Why the fuck did someone put that there?!!?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Really?

 

[TongueLust]

Where is my toad buddy?☹

 

[cheekygirl75]

Two hours?? Yeah right