Church Secret Volunteer Group

Yes, everyone is here to help each other. Lately, there has been an awful lot of mess created at the glory hole and also the sex benches. We have so many more volunteers for both and there definitely is a lot of cleanup duty in so many ways.

I'm smiling because I think you just like to use the expression that your "arthritis is kicking up again." Then you want to tell everyone that you are feeling awfully stiff. At that point, you have multiple volunteers rushing to you to help. It's a wonderful sight to see everyone coming (cumming) to support & serve you.
I am so sorry that there is/was a mess at the G hole, usually at the end of my shift I clean it up, but recently it has been so busy and the shifts have been so long. It is hard to walk home after the recent extended shifts. Also there are always brethren making appointments which we volunteers need to attend. We do not like to fail in our responsibilities and duties to the brethren. I realize I deserve to be found lacking so I will volunteer for the "correctional direction treatment" from the Fathers. I will head to the benches now for my punishment. Due to my recent usage I will walk over to the punishment benches very slowly. I am sure the fathers will meet me there ..
 
I realize I deserve to be found lacking so I will volunteer for the "correctional direction treatment" from the Fathers. I will head to the benches now for my punishment. Due to my recent usage I will walk over to the punishment benches very slowly. I am sure the fathers will meet me there ..

No doubt your punishment will be thorough.

My wife has already volunteered to heal any aches and pains you may feel afterwards.
 
Well, hopefully it works. Father Inn needs a hand once in a while. Or a warm, moist place for his holy staff.
I think Father Inn enjoys much more than a hand. I think Father Inn always should have a very warm, moist place for his holy staff. This needs to happen on a very regular basis. Of course he deserves it too!!
 
All the volunteers are so proud and happy that cgmissy has been has their ass recommended for Sainthood. It is thoroughly deserved. A big pat on the back for all her efforts.
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/feistyunsungamazondolphin
The requirements for sainthood are quite arduous.
I think a mircle is necessary for sainthood ...
like, it would be a miracle if I could walk after this intense pounding ... er, intense worship service.
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cooperativerigiddalmatian
 
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/feistyunsungamazondolphin
The requirements for sainthood are quite arduous.
I think a mircle is necessary for sainthood ...
like, it would be a miracle if I could walk after this intense pounding ... er, intense worship service.
https://www.redgifs.com/watch/cooperativerigiddalmatian
This is quite true, but the pope himself has revued your… assets, and has endorsed my recommendation. You should be getting a letter any day now. When you do, please bring it to the rectory so that I can shoot some holy water on it. Not the letter, Christ, the holy water would destroy it. Your saintly ass is what I meant! I may also need to perform a deep exorcism on it also, perfectly standard procedure but it may take a few hours….
 
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