Church Secret Volunteer Group

I’m Father Inn, a pastor here. At our church coveting thy neighbor’s wife is heartily encouraged. And not just coveting. Even the pastor needs his pole exercised once in a while, if you know what I mean. Fortunately the volunteers have been very accommodating and in turn have been blessed with “holy water”. If you have sinned and need a blessing, please visit me at your convenience at my office at the rectory, my confessional (with a convenient glory hole), or my popemobile, which is actually a white van in the parking lot with a mattress in the back and orange shag carpeting.
 
I’m Father Inn, a pastor here. At our church coveting thy neighbor’s wife is heartily encouraged. And not just coveting. Even the pastor needs his pole exercised once in a while, if you know what I mean. Fortunately the volunteers have been very accommodating and in turn have been blessed with “holy water”. If you have sinned and need a blessing, please visit me at your convenience at my office at the rectory, my confessional (with a convenient glory hole), or my popemobile, which is actually a white van in the parking lot with a mattress in the back and orange shag carpeting.
Your facilities are first class Father. All the volunteers enjoy them as they are to easy to use and so comfortable.
 
I think it's wonderful how all the younger members are been looked after, but what about us older members. We don't want to be left out, we can still help and contribute, we might be old but I'm sure a lot of us would be more than will to do our bit.
I am so sorry you feel left out. It is not the volunteers intention to ignore any of the brethren. I will be happy to volunteer and be blessed by you as it is my duty. Smiling.
 
Your facilities are first class Father. All the volunteers enjoy them as they are to easy to use and so comfortable.
Thank you Susan, you are most generous with your volunteering efforts and your mouth watering assets. I use the popemobile for when parishioners can’t get to church for some reason. Don’t worry, it’s quite clean. I vacuum the shag carpet at least once a year, and change the sheets on the bed once in a while also.
 
Thank you Susan, you are most generous with your volunteering efforts and your mouth watering assets. I use the popemobile for when parishioners can’t get to church for some reason. Don’t worry, it’s quite clean. I vacuum the shag carpet at least once a year, and change the sheets on the bed once in a while also.
Yes it is lovely. I always enjoy worshipping in there.
 
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