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I contemplate the eternal battle between the two factions ‘get up and have breakfast’ and ‘it's nice in bed’ that rages in my head.
Then there's the small faction of ‘you're naked in bed, so why not...’. It's possible that they'll win through an ambush.
We know who the winner was… and then it’s breakfast 😎
 
I’m realising I shouldn’t rush typing quick messages on Lit. The number of times my phone auto “corrects” to something I didn’t intend is getting increasingly ridiculous. It is often exactly the opposite of the intended message. What could possibly go wrong!!

Back to having a constructive day!
 
Smiling while watching a troll at work
When I was a kid (in a land far far away)
There was a poor spinster with 3 children. She did what she could for them but she had to had save money were she could.
One day child 1 came home and said he had been walking of the glass bridge (they were all the rage) and the troll that lived underneath popped out and said “here girl, take this money and buy yourself some underwear!”.
So she thought carefully and sent girls 2 and 3 over, each with the same result.
She pondered briefly before taking off her own underwear and strolled over the bridge.
The troll leapt out and stopped her “here lady, take this money and buy yourself a razor.”
 
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