LilKitKat's Second Cumming Thread 💦

[stressedsubject]

I am short. They arent long!?

maybe it's just the perspective since the legs were somewhat center focus

 

[LilKitKat]

Went back to May 9 and images are gone so I will take your word for it.

yeah i dont exactly have an index and my images usually expire after a week.
it was def in my other thread. the name was sometihng like "the answer" for the vid. no idea on the name of the pics though.

 

[LilKitKat]

Did you ever watch the show HI HONEY, IM HOME?

Honestly a weird show, but it was funny. Wasn't on long

nope. never heard of it and it looks like it came out about a decade before I was born

 

[LilKitKat]

still gorgeous.

 

[Knox_Overstreet_Poet_89]

Coincidentally, I have thought of another Summer School quote lately… and it’s not a Chainsaw and Dave quote…

 

[Knox_Overstreet_Poet_89]

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Before you know it, you’ll be talking about the queen of putrescence…

 

[ZfrkS62]

My personal favorite was the Ballad of Chasey Lain.

Check out "Chew Toy" from Hard Off.

Meanwhile, I'm going to go listen to Hooray For Boobies again.

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I love Carol Kane. She was so good in Princess Bride.

 

[Bluebanzai]

hey, what if you work as a mechanic or something and are all oily and dirty and gross? you might want to take a 3 min shower and then yell out "kit...come on in..." or similar?

Sorry, so you expect me to see you like that and then wait three minutes ? You think I'm concerned about the laundry more than the red mist that just descended??

Grime be damned. It just means I'm buying new sheets... and getting you soapy in the shower afterwards.

(You're not disproving my theory, you know... )

 

[TellusMoon]

just got a dm saying I never take a bad pic.

I have said before I dont upload the bad pics! I take plenty.
But ok here...heres a FAIL...

https://i.postimg.cc/prF3f9qQ/tease-fail-dontup.jpg

If this is your worst shot...
You still look great because you arr beautiful and sexy no matter what.
Ok, your make up is a bit off, and so what? I bet after the picture the make up will be even worse, for a good reason.

Dont be so hard on yourself. You are amazing.

 

[Shyguy1369]

You leave work exceptionally late. Tired AF. Been a long day. Work provided some food for you to sustain you and you had an energy bar with you to help tide you over. Its too late now for dinner though. So you climb into your car and text me you are on your way home finally. Dont bother with dinner you message. All you want to do is shower, plop on the couch and watch a few minutes of tv, and then pass out. But you dont get a reply from me. You drive home a bit faster. Why didnt I answer? Maybe I was taking the dog for a final walk before bed? Maybe I was in the shower stealing all of your hot water? You push on the gas pedal, and finally make the final turn before you pull into the driveway. You open the door and the lights are on but dimmed. You drop off your keys, drop your bag, leave your cell on the table and head toward the bedroom. You push open the door and find me like this.

https://i.postimg.cc/cH7C4HNH/whichside.jpg

Your eyes bug out even though you are tired.
Are you unzipping your fly and just feeding me?
Are you climbing onto the bed to spread my legs and go down on me or take me?
Are you showering and waiting until you are clean...?
Something else?

Whatcha doin...?

I'm personally getting energised by your beauty and 'diving in'. Your body would be covered in kisses, licks and nibbles as we build to a very stress relieving evening of passion.

 

[Shyguy1369]

Good morning Kit. Hope you have a good Friday.
Bit tired this morning as a bunch is went to see Superman last night.
Much love your way
((HUGGLES))

 

[Jw75766]

Good morning and happy Friday!!

 

[Azuldrgon]

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There's a country song that goes with that thought.

I saw how gorgeous you were in the pic and even though you called it a fail, I didn't.

The lyrics that popped in my head were:
"Morning comes and her hair's all a mess,
That's when she thinks she looks her worse.
It's times like these she don't know why
I can't take my eyes off her."

Love your response though. Made me laugh this morning. Thank you Kit.

 

[bumpinthenight2022]

I am short. They arent long!?

Are we looking at the same picture? You're wearing that sexy little red thing with the black thigh high stockings?!

Call it what you will babe, I like looking at them. Not everyone has the legs for thigh highs, but you most certainly do. ...

 

[OldSoldier96]

There’s hope if you get overly excited gents!!!!

 

[coffee_p]

super vital?


super...aroused?
super...interested?
super...?

probably super hard & aroused would b the best way i d describe

 

[coffee_p]

You leave work exceptionally late. Tired AF. Been a long day. Work provided some food for you to sustain you and you had an energy bar with you to help tide you over. Its too late now for dinner though. So you climb into your car and text me you are on your way home finally. Dont bother with dinner you message. All you want to do is shower, plop on the couch and watch a few minutes of tv, and then pass out. But you dont get a reply from me. You drive home a bit faster. Why didnt I answer? Maybe I was taking the dog for a final walk before bed? Maybe I was in the shower stealing all of your hot water? You push on the gas pedal, and finally make the final turn before you pull into the driveway. You open the door and the lights are on but dimmed. You drop off your keys, drop your bag, leave your cell on the table and head toward the bedroom. You push open the door and find me like this.

https://i.postimg.cc/cH7C4HNH/whichside.jpg

Your eyes bug out even though you are tired.
Are you unzipping your fly and just feeding me?
Are you climbing onto the bed to spread my legs and go down on me or take me?
Are you showering and waiting until you are clean...?
Something else?

Whatcha doin...?

probably jumping up high, undressing myself in the air and then land in 69 position _)

 

[LilKitKat]

Coincidentally, I have thought of another Summer School quote lately… and it’s not a Chainsaw and Dave quote…

and that one is...

 

[LilKitKat]

If this is your worst shot...
You still look great because you arr beautiful and sexy no matter what.
Ok, your make up is a bit off, and so what? I bet after the picture the make up will be even worse, for a good reason.

Dont be so hard on yourself. You are amazing.

makeup wasnt off, it was just a specific look...playing into some stereotypes and such as well, and trust me in that I dont apply makeup like that often at all...

that said...thank you so much for the kind words.

 

[LilKitKat]

Good morning Kit. Hope you have a good Friday.
Bit tired this morning as a bunch is went to see Superman last night.
Much love your way
((HUGGLES))

and the spoiler-free review of yours is....???

 

[LilKitKat]

There's a country song that goes with that thought.

I saw how gorgeous you were in the pic and even though you called it a fail, I didn't.

The lyrics that popped in my head were:
"Morning comes and her hair's all a mess,
That's when she thinks she looks her worse.
It's times like these she don't know why
I can't take my eyes off her."

Love your response though. Made me laugh this morning. Thank you Kit.

thank you despite the genre of tune haha

 

[xxkimberlyv]

makeup wasnt off, it was just a specific look...playing into some stereotypes and such as well, and trust me in that I dont apply makeup like that often at all...

that said...thank you so much for the kind words.

You don't need the makeup at all...any time!

 

[whenagain]

I am short. They arent long!?

These things are relative.

 

[LilKitKat]

There’s hope if you get overly excited gents!!!!

plenty of good golf jokes, metaphors, references to utilize for sex

going long, hard shaft, clean balls, lined up and got in the hole...i mean...prob could name 50

 

[LilKitKat]

probably jumping up high, undressing myself in the air and then land in 69 position _)

Take a video selfie of this for the doctors later ok