What is the weirdest thing that turns you on?

[MasterDarcy]

Imma tell my husband a man on the internet said this so must be true. Now he has to do it, right?

Not sure about "has to."

There's a wee thing called "consent." You won't miss it, it's right next to "sarcasm."

I hear both are pop with the kids.

As opposed to 95% of people on the net, I do research and post facts:

Saliva has an estimated 100 million microbes of bacteria per mililitre with anywhere between 400 and 600 different species.

Whereas, Urine has 100k microbes of bacteria per ml.

https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/2093272-overview#a1

https://www.centraldentalnorwood.com/blog/2021/03/13/corrosive-oral-bacteria/

 

[Utmale48]

Not necessarily the biggest turn-ons but some of the weirder (or at least a little uncommon and pretty specific)…

When a guy cums right when he slides into me, or even right before. I guess it just feels good to see someone so excited that they couldn’t stand it or hold back.

Trying on clothes at the mall… I guess it’s being naked or near naked briefly in a semi-public place that’s just exciting

Feeling sweat flow down between my breasts… it’s just kind of a teasing sensation I suppose

I always thought cumming too soon like that was a bad thing.

 

[cdstefi]

Some selected Tory and Republican female politicians (only the good looking ones).

While degradation and humiliation isn't my thing at all with people I like, the idea of giving somebody whose views I find vile a good hard and rough ride while slapping them about and verbally degrading them is an amusing fantasy.

 

[leicesterbiguy]

Sitting Watching my husband having sex with other women.

My wife having sex with the bi guy I am playing with.

 

[HotwifeBrooksideKC]

When a man licks my ears lol

 

[Erosfan]

Being stripped and jerked off by my lady while some of her friends watch.

 

[nutoseen]

I have a few things that I think are slightly unusual that turn me on.
1. The smell of stale creampie in my pussy the next day.

2. Being mouthfucked so that I gag a little. I literally can't help but touch myself when this happens even though it makes me feel so naughty.

3. Being blindfolded and tied up and actually not being sure if it is my man that's about to fuck me.

I get off being at nude campground/ beach/ resort and finding a couple, where the guy has a big soft cock and the woman is chatty. i love to mingle with them so the wife and other women near or who pass us can see our sizes and the size difference. the long or quick looks at my tiny penis compared to the other guy send me over the edge almost. i stay soft, but ooze precum, and get so riled doing this.

 

[Live4themoments]

After a woman works out and her face has that "glow". Only a few women that i have know have a strong "overbearing bad" smell, many have a fresh enticing smell. Her skin is soft, smooth, and slick from the sweat, her heart is already beating faster than normal. Some have said wait, let me shower first, but if you can convince her to clean up later, i love it.

 

[OralAllOver]

getting fucked in the ass is pretty weird ...

 

[DiscreetDesires]

When a man licks my ears lol

Ear licking is such an extreme spectrum, though! It drives me wild, I love it. But I've been with women -- some who weren't shy about rimming  my ear -- who nonetheless hated the sensation themselves. Absolutely reviled.

So as with everything, best to ask first. Though most folks don't seem to mind your teeth closing around their earlobe for a passionate nip.

 

[dennissara]

When a man licks my ears lol

I love that as well...and nibbles my earlobes.

 

[SexyAruna]

For me, there’s one clear answer: licking my sweaty, stinky armpits!! I like licking other women as well!

 

[lily_wall_]

For me, there’s one clear answer: licking my sweaty, stinky armpits!! I like licking other women as well!

I'm surprised it took 14 pages for you to mention this lol

 

[strokinnoff1]

The weirdest thing is how turned on I get by hearing about my wife’s encounters with other men. Especially with her older relative.

that last part almost made me cum!
care to elaborate?

 

[easyoff]

getting fucked in the ass is pretty weird ...

Weirdly fun

 

[OralAllOver]

https://rule34video.com/video/3909461/the-dino-pussy-gsec/

 

[Herewego22]

Pregnant women!

 

[Darty20]

Pregnant women!

I agree

 

[lowcollar]

Eating her ass and pussy from behind when she hasn't bathed and is really sweaty.
Love armpits too.

 

[OldJock60]

Cellulite. Really turns me on, an acquired taste. Such a womanly mature look.

 

[Shaglus_Ziegler]

For me, there’s one clear answer: licking my sweaty, stinky armpits!! I like licking other women as well!

Mmm….

 

[TheJizzWizard]

For me, there’s one clear answer: licking my sweaty, stinky armpits!! I like licking other women as well!

The correct answer to "What is best in life?" Other than having a woman piss on me, I desperately want to lick some sweaty armpits! I also want to smell their sweaty gym socks and trainers.

 

[BigCox7669]

Midgets!!! OMG they are the sexiest! Always have a perfect fat ass and tiny titties!

 

[LezNymphoLuvsFeet]

Girls' socks drenched in their sweat! My weirdest is having my lover do at least an hour of physical training while wearing plastic socks over her socked feet in her gym or running shoes, then straight after training (before showering of course) take off her sopping sweat-soaked socks, squeezing out the sweat into a glass and drinking it.
(I'm a 43 y o lesbian by the way, have done the above a few times in my life)

 

[Scareltt]

Not sure about "has to."

There's a wee thing called "consent." You won't miss it, it's right next to "sarcasm."

I hear both are pop with the kids.

As opposed to 95% of people on the net, I do research and post facts:

Saliva has an estimated 100 million microbes of bacteria per mililitre with anywhere between 400 and 600 different species.

Whereas, Urine has 100k microbes of bacteria per ml.

https://emedicine.medscape.com/article/2093272-overview#a1

https://www.centraldentalnorwood.com/blog/2021/03/13/corrosive-oral-bacteria/

Sympathy is between Sex and Syphilis in the dictionary.. a VP of HR once told me that.. HR is not anyone’s friend.