LilKitKat
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looooove itYou and that Humboldt Fog, huh?
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looooove itYou and that Humboldt Fog, huh?
Waiting for the blood to move back to my brain so I can answer!You leave work exceptionally late. Tired AF. Been a long day. Work provided some food for you to sustain you and you had an energy bar with you to help tide you over. Its too late now for dinner though. So you climb into your car and text me you are on your way home finally. Dont bother with dinner you message. All you want to do is shower, plop on the couch and watch a few minutes of tv, and then pass out. But you dont get a reply from me. You drive home a bit faster. Why didnt I answer? Maybe I was taking the dog for a final walk before bed? Maybe I was in the shower stealing all of your hot water? You push on the gas pedal, and finally make the final turn before you pull into the driveway. You open the door and the lights are on but dimmed. You drop off your keys, drop your bag, leave your cell on the table and head toward the bedroom. You push open the door and find me like this.
https://i.postimg.cc/cH7C4HNH/whichside.jpg
Your eyes bug out even though you are tired.
Are you unzipping your fly and just feeding me?
Are you climbing onto the bed to spread my legs and go down on me or take me?
Are you showering and waiting until you are clean...?
Something else?
Whatcha doin...?
hey, what if you work as a mechanic or something and are all oily and dirty and gross? you might want to take a 3 min shower and then yell out "kit...come on in..." or similar?If ever there was a post that demonstrates the difference between the male and the female brain, this is it. Because not one guy, not even the most f***ed up crazy kinkster in the universe, saw this and thought that "shower and wait" was an option.
Personally, I'm going to kill two birds with one stone - he said, kissing down her stomach. Orgasm for you, dinner for me.![]()
just giggling at the term.Also, laughing during sex is fine depending. Can't say I've never had a good laugh during sex, just as long as it's not meant to be mean.
Daddy is going to teach you a lesson for not listeningYou leave work exceptionally late. Tired AF. Been a long day. Work provided some food for you to sustain you and you had an energy bar with you to help tide you over. Its too late now for dinner though. So you climb into your car and text me you are on your way home finally. Dont bother with dinner you message. All you want to do is shower, plop on the couch and watch a few minutes of tv, and then pass out. But you dont get a reply from me. You drive home a bit faster. Why didnt I answer? Maybe I was taking the dog for a final walk before bed? Maybe I was in the shower stealing all of your hot water? You push on the gas pedal, and finally make the final turn before you pull into the driveway. You open the door and the lights are on but dimmed. You drop off your keys, drop your bag, leave your cell on the table and head toward the bedroom. You push open the door and find me like this.
https://i.postimg.cc/cH7C4HNH/whichside.jpg
Your eyes bug out even though you are tired.
Are you unzipping your fly and just feeding me?
Are you climbing onto the bed to spread my legs and go down on me or take me?
Are you showering and waiting until you are clean...?
Something else?
Whatcha doin...?
To be fair, no, I don't have a nickname for my dick. Really, it would just seem strange to me.just giggling at the term.
hon...can you feel my stiff buddy sliding inside of you...?
Glad you enjoyed it! I enjoyed writing it.quite the tale my friend. so glad I inspire you and this! I loved reading it!
You have two dicks? Crazy!pretty sure both heads would blow multiple times!
Or come on in I’m all lubed up.hey, what if you work as a mechanic or something and are all oily and dirty and gross? you might want to take a 3 min shower and then yell out "kit...come on in..." or similar?
See but your facial expression is funny so even if you consider it a fail I'm still entertainedjust got a dm saying I never take a bad pic.
I have said before I dont upload the bad pics! I take plenty.
But ok here...heres a FAIL...
https://i.postimg.cc/prF3f9qQ/tease-fail-dontup.jpg
3 minute shower then you join for a 10 minute finish in the shower? Get the grime off and then you step in? Great way I think LOLhey, what if you work as a mechanic or something and are all oily and dirty and gross? you might want to take a 3 min shower and then yell out "kit...come on in..." or similar?
How about little friend?just giggling at the term.
hon...can you feel my stiff buddy sliding inside of you...?
The facial expression is mysterious. The body is fabulous. If you could find a situation that explains or defines the facial, it is not a fail.just got a dm saying I never take a bad pic.
I have said before I dont upload the bad pics! I take plenty.
But ok here...heres a FAIL...
https://i.postimg.cc/prF3f9qQ/tease-fail-dontup.jpg
You leave work exceptionally late. Tired AF. Been a long day. Work provided some food for you to sustain you and you had an energy bar with you to help tide you over. Its too late now for dinner though. So you climb into your car and text me you are on your way home finally. Dont bother with dinner you message. All you want to do is shower, plop on the couch and watch a few minutes of tv, and then pass out. But you dont get a reply from me. You drive home a bit faster. Why didnt I answer? Maybe I was taking the dog for a final walk before bed? Maybe I was in the shower stealing all of your hot water? You push on the gas pedal, and finally make the final turn before you pull into the driveway. You open the door and the lights are on but dimmed. You drop off your keys, drop your bag, leave your cell on the table and head toward the bedroom. You push open the door and find me like this.
https://i.postimg.cc/cH7C4HNH/whichside.jpg
Your eyes bug out even though you are tired.
Are you unzipping your fly and just feeding me?
Are you climbing onto the bed to spread my legs and go down on me or take me?
Are you showering and waiting until you are clean...?
Something else?
Whatcha doin...?
I’m starving.You leave work exceptionally late. Tired AF. Been a long day. Work provided some food for you to sustain you and you had an energy bar with you to help tide you over. Its too late now for dinner though. So you climb into your car and text me you are on your way home finally. Dont bother with dinner you message. All you want to do is shower, plop on the couch and watch a few minutes of tv, and then pass out. But you dont get a reply from me. You drive home a bit faster. Why didnt I answer? Maybe I was taking the dog for a final walk before bed? Maybe I was in the shower stealing all of your hot water? You push on the gas pedal, and finally make the final turn before you pull into the driveway. You open the door and the lights are on but dimmed. You drop off your keys, drop your bag, leave your cell on the table and head toward the bedroom. You push open the door and find me like this.
https://i.postimg.cc/cH7C4HNH/whichside.jpg
Your eyes bug out even though you are tired.
Are you unzipping your fly and just feeding me?
Are you climbing onto the bed to spread my legs and go down on me or take me?
Are you showering and waiting until you are clean...?
Something else?
Whatcha doin...?
You can choose tied up or hair tied up.thank you regardless of your intentions hahahaha
Went back to May 9 and images are gone so I will take your word for it.from maybe two months ago or something along those lines...
I would not be deterred.just got a dm saying I never take a bad pic.
I have said before I dont upload the bad pics! I take plenty.
But ok here...heres a FAIL...
https://i.postimg.cc/prF3f9qQ/tease-fail-dontup.jpg
Did you ever watch the show HI HONEY, IM HOME?
still gorgeous.just got a dm saying I never take a bad pic.
I have said before I dont upload the bad pics! I take plenty.
But ok here...heres a FAIL...
https://i.postimg.cc/prF3f9qQ/tease-fail-dontup.jpg
Devouring you.You leave work exceptionally late. Tired AF. Been a long day. Work provided some food for you to sustain you and you had an energy bar with you to help tide you over. Its too late now for dinner though. So you climb into your car and text me you are on your way home finally. Dont bother with dinner you message. All you want to do is shower, plop on the couch and watch a few minutes of tv, and then pass out. But you dont get a reply from me. You drive home a bit faster. Why didnt I answer? Maybe I was taking the dog for a final walk before bed? Maybe I was in the shower stealing all of your hot water? You push on the gas pedal, and finally make the final turn before you pull into the driveway. You open the door and the lights are on but dimmed. You drop off your keys, drop your bag, leave your cell on the table and head toward the bedroom. You push open the door and find me like this.
https://i.postimg.cc/cH7C4HNH/whichside.jpg
Your eyes bug out even though you are tired.
Are you unzipping your fly and just feeding me?
Are you climbing onto the bed to spread my legs and go down on me or take me?
Are you showering and waiting until you are clean...?
Something else?
Whatcha doin...?
I am short. They arent long!?BTW I LOVE those long legs of yoursit's a thing for me
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well...thatd make me giggle for sureHow about little friend?
"Say hello to my little friend" *whips out penis, which is wearing a little sombrero and wearing groucho marx glasses complete with fake nose and mustache*
i think id be forgiven for not replying. i dont think you need your phone in the bedroom...and neither do iI’m starving.
I spread your legs wide open and start eating. And I give you my bone for not replying to me.