Texas Flood

Politicians don't go into rescue mode, they leave it to the experts. I didn't see Hakeem out there in his alligator shoes helping out. On the other hand there are people behind the scenes doing an after action report and I'm sure there will be remedies forwarded.

People can pray and work at the same time.
The same “experts” who didn’t know there was a hurricane season? Your Orange Jesus has removed most of the actual experts from the government so he could have folks that were completely loyal.

Maybe Greek Ted, twin of Cancun Ted, can help? Doubtful, he kisses the ring too.

DING- hashbrowns are up!
 
Austin Texas firefighters publicly denounced their own Fire Chief tonight, outraged that Chief Joel Baker would not deploy the Austin FD Swift Water Rescue Unit to Kerrville Texas during the Texas flood last weekend. Supposedly Chief Baker said such a deployment "wasn't in the budget, and he was committed to saving Austin taxpayers money". Apparently Chief Baker was unaware the the state of Texas reimburses local police/fire/rescue units who are deployed to other areas in times of emergencies (I knew they did this with public utilities, but not LEO/FD).

The firefighters are demanding a public "vote of no confidence" in Chief Baker's lack of leadership.

https://i.imgur.com/grSBxXr.png
 
Austin Texas firefighters publicly denounced their own Fire Chief tonight, outraged that Chief Joel Baker would not deploy the Austin FD Swift Water Rescue Unit to Kerrville Texas during the Texas flood last weekend. Supposedly Chief Baker said such a deployment "wasn't in the budget, and he was committed to saving Austin taxpayers money". Apparently Chief Baker was unaware the the state of Texas reimburses local police/fire/rescue units who are deployed to other areas in times of emergencies (I knew they did this with public utilities, but not LEO/FD).

The firefighters are demanding a public "vote of no confidence" in Chief Baker's lack of leadership.

https://i.imgur.com/grSBxXr.png

MAGAts (local, state and federal) are taking “penny wise, pound foolish” to a whole new level of stupid… which tracks…

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The MAGAts must also have never heard (understood???) that “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure”,… which also tracks…

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We. Told. Them. So.

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MAGAts (local, state and federal) are taking “penny wise, pound foolish” to a whole new level of stupid… which tracks…

😑

The MAGAts must also have never heard (understood???) that “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure”,… which also tracks…

😑

We. Told. Them. So.

🌷
So evidence of failure by the chief is not relevant?
 
MAGAts (local, state and federal) are taking “penny wise, pound foolish” to a whole new level of stupid… which tracks…

😑

The MAGAts must also have never heard (understood???) that “an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure”,… which also tracks…

😑

We. Told. Them. So.

🌷
Details of the botched FEMA response being leaked out by irate FEMA employees.

Upon assuming her position as Supreme Commander of FEMA, Kosplay Kristi Noehm issued the following directive: NO expenditure over $100,000 without her signature. NO EXCEPTIONS.

This bit FEMA in the ass last weekend. Twice.

  1. FEMA has for the past two decades (since Hurricane Katrina) pre-positioned "rapid response" groups at the edges of areas expected to be impacted by "weather events" (floods, tornados, wildfires, hurricanes, etc) 48 hours in advance of an event. Noehm put a halt to that practice (with help from Elon's DOGE tech bros). Going forward, "rapid response teams" would henceforth be mobilized DURING or AFTER a weather-related event, essentially becoming a "tepid response team". No moar two day "mini-vacations" for these responders, they were now "just in time" (sic) which Elon sez is a business "best practice. Noehm authorized deployment of FEMA "first responders" 12 hours after the flood waters crested.
  2. Secondly, during the first Trump regime hi-resolution satellite imaging was outsourced by the government to the private sector. All well and good, right? Well, Disaster struck Texas, FEMA executed their disaster plan.....and one of the first steps was to obtain detailed satellite imagery immediately after the flood to pinpoint the location of possible survivors and immediately dispatch rescue units. Uh oh, the cost of this exceeded $100,000, requiring, you guessed it, Kristi Noehm's personal approval. Unfortunately, this was the Independence Day weekend, and Secretary Kristi Noehm TURNED HER GOVERNMENT PHONE OFF BECAUSE IT WAS A HOLIDAY. She did finally check her messages that night and authorized the imagery purchase, but only after an hour on a conference call with her public relations staff discussing strategy to spin the flood response as a "success" for Secretary Noehm and President Trump.

People died due to Kristi Noehm's poor handling of the flood response. Politics over public safety.

This is what MAGA voted for.
 
Details of the botched FEMA response being leaked out by irate FEMA employees.

Upon assuming her position as Supreme Commander of FEMA, Kosplay Kristi Noehm issued the following directive: NO expenditure over $100,000 without her signature. NO EXCEPTIONS.

This bit FEMA in the ass last weekend. Twice.

  1. FEMA has for the past two decades (since Hurricane Katrina) pre-positioned "rapid response" groups at the edges of areas expected to be impacted by "weather events" (floods, tornados, wildfires, hurricanes, etc) 48 hours in advance of an event. Noehm put a halt to that practice (with help from Elon's DOGE tech bros). Going forward, "rapid response teams" would henceforth be mobilized DURING or AFTER a weather-related event, essentially becoming a "tepid response team". No moar two day "mini-vacations" for these responders, they were now "just in time" (sic) which Elon sez is a business "best practice. Noehm authorized deployment of FEMA "first responders" 12 hours after the flood waters crested.
  2. Secondly, during the first Trump regime hi-resolution satellite imaging was outsourced by the government to the private sector. All well and good, right? Well, Disaster struck Texas, FEMA executed their disaster plan.....and one of the first steps was to obtain detailed satellite imagery immediately after the flood to pinpoint the location of possible survivors and immediately dispatch rescue units. Uh oh, the cost of this exceeded $100,000, requiring, you guessed it, Kristi Noehm's personal approval. Unfortunately, this was the Independence Day weekend, and Secretary Kristi Noehm TURNED HER GOVERNMENT PHONE OFF BECAUSE IT WAS A HOLIDAY. She did finally check her messages that night and authorized the imagery purchase, but only after an hour on a conference call with her public relations staff discussing strategy to spin the flood response as a "success" for Secretary Noehm and President Trump.

People died due to Kristi Noehm's poor handling of the flood response. Politics over public safety.

This is what MAGA voted for.

Ultimately, this ALL falls back on DonOld the dotard, which ultimately ALL falls back on the common MAGAtards who voted for DonOld the dotard (and the radical left wing ideological purists that refused to vote for Kamala, because "reasons").

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Edit: I suspect moar will come out about how DOGE cuts and other imbecilic MAGAt policies / decisions contributed to the magnitude of the tragedy.

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We. Told. Them. So.

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Details of the botched FEMA response being leaked out by irate FEMA employees.

Upon assuming her position as Supreme Commander of FEMA, Kosplay Kristi Noehm issued the following directive: NO expenditure over $100,000 without her signature. NO EXCEPTIONS.

DHS posts hostile 'fake news lies' re CNN report about delays but manages to confirm the delays in its own post

CNN reported that “even as Texas rescue crews raced to save lives, FEMA officials realized they needed Noem’s approval before sending [in] additional assets. Noem didn’t authorize FEMA’s deployment of Urban Search and Rescue teams until Monday, more than 72 hours after the flooding began, multiple sources told CNN.”

Also, “FEMA staff have also been answering phones at a disaster call center, where, according to one agency official, callers have faced longer wait times as the agency awaited Noem’s approval for a contract to bring in additional support staff.”

“President Trump approved a Major Disaster Declaration, hours after Governor Greg Abbott’s request. By Tuesday, FEMA had deployed 311 staffers, providing support and shelter for hundreds of people.”

The flooding started Friday. Tuesday is four days later.
by Monday, there were only 86 staffers deployed.


what a shit show

latest figures stand around 120 dead, 160 still missing :(
 
It apparently falls on local goverment a “red alert” was called for from where police(?) could see water rising. That waited to clear red tape to start the system on calling people

Someone WILL be held accountable
Unless.., well? It can be proved the Joe Biden caused all this by stirring his cup of tea.

What the fuck is wrong with AntiSciencr Trumplikkkans? Can we find a place they can all go to live in a science free world?
 
I've just heard from someone who lives in the flooded area in the run up to this there had been a lot of cloud seeding taking place.
 
Show us the data? When did they last cloud seed? Was it Biden himself??

Were they having a drought?
 
exactly.

this was all about jet stream placements, heat and humidity

dropping this here for the (hopeful) edification of the village idiot:

The flooding was caused by a mesoscale convective vortex partially fed by the remnants of Tropical Storm Barry.

The flood also sparked conspiracy theories about weather manipulation and cloud seeding that were quickly debunked.
Natural climate variability associated with the El Niño Southern Oscillation may have contributed as well.[12]

Late on July 3, 2025, the remnant mid-level circulation of Atlantic Tropical Storm Barry became embedded within a broader mid-level trough containing tropical east Pacific remnant moisture.[14][15] This system developed into thunderstorms which stalled over Central Texas, causing heavy rains that led to deadly flooding in that region on July 4–7, especially along the Guadalupe River.[16][17] In total, more than 1.8 trillion gallons of rain, four months worth of rain, fell in or around the Texas Hill Country.[18][19]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_2025_Central_Texas_floods
 
DHS Head Noem Prioritized Instagram Pics Over FEMA Requests for Texas Floods 🤡


It took Noem four days to respond to requests from FEMA, delaying access to some search and rescue tools.
 
exactly.

this was all about jet stream placements, heat and humidity

dropping this here for the (hopeful) edification of the village idiot:





https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/July_2025_Central_Texas_floods
Interesting reading about the Tide Detergent "Loads Of Hope" program being deployed....I'd never heard of it.

A convoy of trucks and vans containing mobile clothes washers and dryers and some with personal shower units. That's the sort of thing you'll need after an event like the flood.
 
Trump has not visited a single natural disaster site as president but spent 40 days playing golf
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Though he has not visited a natural disaster site as president, Trump has golfed on 40 days out of his 172 in office
 
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