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Wonderer67 said:
Another day (mostly) in the books.

Another early day of meetings at the office. Corporate zombies were wanting everything from me, including my boss, who was back from two weeks of vacation.

I had two MRIs tonite for my bad back and hip pain issues. (Lumbar and pelvis)

Had a nice dinner w Mrs wonderer after.

Long fuckin days.

More of the same the next two days.

Our big leadership sales meeting that our teams hosts and plans is the end of this month w 150 sales leaders from all over the world.

And my big project is saving bureaucratic challenges but is still supposed to go live on August 1st.

There’s just a little happening the next few weeks!!
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Sounds like a productive day with more in the queue!
 
likes2watchU said:
Here - riiiight here - is where he should have stopped and had that conversation. BEFORE he went ahead and did more than was agreed upon.

Just because the job is more than first expected does not mean he gets a blank check to make the needed fix. School him on this point, Lili!! :mad:
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I fully intend to have more of a conversation and some negotiation.
 
An old couple in their 70s visited a sex therapist. The man asked if she could watch them have intercourse, and she agreed. Afterward, the therapist said everything was normal and the couple was actually doing great considering their age. The couple seems happy and leaves after the man pays the $80 fee. Surprisingly, the couple returned every Wednesday for six weeks, repeating the routine. Puzzled, the therapist eventually asked why.

The old man explained, “Well, you see, we can’t do it at my place because my wife is there, and we can’t do it at her place because her husband is there. And even the cheapest hotels charge $130 a night. But the fee here is only $80.”
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A wealthy financial backer of a hospital goes on a tour with the director, and can’t help but notice a patient masturbating. She is shocked, but the director explains “This man suffers from Semenitis, a rare medical condition where his testicles fill up too quickly.” The woman says “I suppose it is ok then”.

Continuing their visit, they now walk past a room where a patient receives oral from a nurse. Shocked again, the woman asks, “And why is THIS happening in your hospital??” The director calmly responds “Same condition. The patient just has a better healthcare plan.”
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What’s the most the stupid animal in the jungle?
A polar bear.
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What does a man on a one-night stand and a snowstorm have in common?
You don’t know how many inches you’ll get and how long it will last.
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A woman catches her husband with another woman in bed and gets angry. He hurriedly explains, claiming he was just helping the girl. He says: “The girl was hitchhiking but didn’t know her relatives’ address, so I took her home to check an old phonebook. When we got here, I saw her shirt was worn out, so I gave her a nice t-shirt you hadn’t worn in years. Her shoes were falling apart too, so I gave her one of your pairs that had been sitting unused for three years.” She thanked me profusely and then jokingly asked, “Is there anything else in this house your wife never uses?”
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My grief counselor died. He was so good, that I don’t even care.
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I wrote a book and I highly recommend it for you. It’s a step-by-step guide.
It’s called “How to fall down the stairs”
 
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