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A man finds his seat at the Super Bowl, but notices that there’s an empty seat between himself and the next guy. “Who in their right mind would miss the Super Bowl?!” The man next to him smiles and says, “Well, actually this was my wife’s seat. She passed away recently, and we had already purchased the tickets.”
The first guy responds, “Oh, I’m sorry for your loss,” but then thinks for a second and adds, “Don’t you think it would have been nice to take one of her family members to the game?”
The man looks ahead and replies, “I would, but they are all at her funeral right now.”

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A few days before Christmas, a mom calls her daughter: “Hey, I know this might come as a shock, but I’m pregnant.”
“How could this happen?” the daughter responds, shocked. “You’re 46! Oh my god, this is horrible.”
“It was an accident,” the mom says. “Please just call your sister and tell her. Have to go!”

The daughter frantically calls her sister who immediately calls her mom: “The two of us are flying home right away. I’m booking the flights now. This is unbelievable!” She hangs up the phone.
The mom pops a bottle of wine, pours two glasses, and turns to her husband: “Honey, the kids are coming home for Christmas. And they are paying for their own plane tickets.”

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A Polish man goes to the optician for an eye exam. The optician pointed to a board with the letters:
C Z W I X N O S T A C Z
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
“Read this?!” the Polish man replies, “I work with this guy!”

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A man arrives at the bar, seemingly very upset after a terrible day.
He orders an expensive liquor shot and downs it right away. “One more!”
The bartender serves him again, and again the man downs the shot right away. “One more!”
After five shots, the man reveals: “If you had what I had, you’d be drinking this fast too”.
Worried, the bartender asks what the man has.
The man responds...$2

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A customer walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista for the wifi password.
“You need to buy coffee first,” the barista says.
“Okay, I’ll have an espresso,” the customer says.
After paying, the customer asks, “Can I have the password now?”
The barista replies, “Of course! It’s ‘youneedtobuycoffeefirst’. All lowercase, no spaces.”

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A lady goes to the pharmacy and asks for the head pharmacist: “I need something to poison my husband.” Shocked, the pharmacist asks, “What? Why would you say that? You should leave now, or I have no choice but to call the police.”
The lady reaches for her phone and shows the pharmacist a few compromising text messages between her husband and the pharmacist’s wife. You see, I’m sorry to say but my husband cheated on me with your wife.”
“Oh well that’s different,” the pharmacist says. “I did not know that you had a prescription.”

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What’s the process of applying for a job at Hooters? They just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out.”
 
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Missk_2022 said:
I just have to accept the norm and be ok with the status quo.... once my parents are gone I am moving and if I never speak to the rest of my family I am good with it.... live your life and I will live mine
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I remember a fellow I worked with telling me you can choose your friends but you can't choose your family. For me that rings true for me.
 
likes2watchU said:
Love you had a great time... and those are amazing photos from the lake.
Hate how much fireworks negatively impact our precious animals. 😥

🥰 🥰 🥰I am so glad he was able to get out and join you. 🥰 🥰 🥰

🫂 Love and prayers for your mom!! Hope her helpers are keeping in touch with her care team regarding pain. If Tylenol isn't doing the job, then something else is needed - we've covered the whole Chasing Pain scenario. No beuno!!

Welcome back... hope you are well.
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I am well, thanks and I hope all here are well too.
 
Missk_2022 said:
I just have to accept the norm and be ok with the status quo.... once my parents are gone I am moving and if I never speak to the rest of my family I am good with it.... live your life and I will live mine
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Sending you good vibes MissK. Hang in there. The best thing I ever did was cut toxic people out of my life. It was my 50th birthday present to myself. Haven’t looked back. I know family is different…but I’m with you.

Work is slow…which is good. Been able to catch up on some office things needed for next week. Also have been able to focus on medical stuff at home. Monday Monday…go home tomorrow.

Sunrise over Vegas MZ——

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Wat_Tyler said:
Old stuff seen while driving home yesterday:


1968 Chebby pickup
1968 Corvair
1938 Chebby sedan
1940 Ford Tudor sedan
early 50's Chebby one ton truck
1960 Dodge truck
The guy with the lot full of Chebbies has about 8 or more 50YO Chebby trucks including a crew cab
1968 Ford pick-up hot rod
Dealership for tractors with a huge graveyard out back - all sorts and ages of machines.
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Sounds like heaven to me. Old, rusty cars and trucks and tractorszz
 
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