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Yes please. Kind of you to offerTime for poached eggs on toast with tomatoe and black pudding. As it’s the weekend

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Yes please. Kind of you to offerTime for poached eggs on toast with tomatoe and black pudding. As it’s the weekend
Do I have no secrets from you?!Beans for supper again??
No parkrun but a nice 5km along Brighton seafront for the second day in a row.Morning all, anyone doing a Parkrun this morning?
Damn, I miss poached eggs. I don’t eat them any more … actually that’s a lie, it’s just rare.Time for poached eggs on toast with tomatoe and black pudding. As it’s the weekend
Rare? Do you mean runny?Damn, I miss poached eggs. I don’t eat them any more … actually that’s a lie, it’s just rare.
I think he means he doesn't often eat themRare? Do you mean runny?
Rare? Do you mean runny?
The gentleman is correct.I think he means he doesn't often eat them![]()
… mansplaining?I think he means he doesn't often eat them![]()
Autistic… mansplaining?![]()
I am a ninja in both and enjoy mixing and matching, Fusion baby! Am very proud that my sons love a spud as much as I do.Do I have no secrets from you?!
Hey, out of curiosity, do you eat mostly British style food or are you now a ninja in German cuisine?
What’s your fave German dinner? I was always surprised how different it was to U.K.I am a ninja in both and enjoy mixing and matching, Fusion baby! Am very proud that my sons love a spud as much as I do.
I miss cooked breakfasts …,
You didn’t say anything wrong. I’m just joshing![]()
You didn’t say anything wrong. I’m just joshingAutistic
You didn’t say anything wrong. I’m just joshingI'm not good as getting subtle or really dry humour. And then I end up offending people.
It's why I back out of threads for long periods
It’s even harder reading dry, subtle sarcasm and intended humour. English people tend to be rather sarcy; I know I am! But in conversation it’s much easier to gauge than here in threadsI'm not good as getting subtle or really dry humour. And then I end up offending people.
It's why I back out of threads for long periods
I hate mansplaing things.You didn’t say anything wrong. I’m just joshing![]()
Is this post a trap?You didn’t say anything wrong. I’m just joshing![]()
You do not have a stupid or useless brainI hate mansplaing things.
I just try to be helpful, then it's fucking obvious when it's pointed out.
I hate my stupid, useless brain
Could be …Is this post a trap?![]()
I meant the way that one was posted was crying out for mansplaing...Could be …But no. The joke is on me for (intentionally) misunderstanding posts
Perhaps you have American heritage …I meant the way that one was posted was crying out for mansplaing...
And you know the worst thing? I intentionally misunderstand posts all the time. But my brain refuses to recognise even someone else does
Insults now...?Perhaps you have American heritage …![]()
Howdy, pardner!Insults now...?