What did you do in the nude recently?

Wouldn’t you two be fun to drop in on!🔥
Well, maybe! I was out there on the patio again today, a day even warmer than yesterday. Lounging nude as before, when I heard the distinctive sound of the sliding side door of a van. I've occasionally thought of posting a sign warning visitors that they may encounter nude sunbathers....

We get frequent deliveries. This one was from our mail carrier (female). Rather than come all the way into the patio to leave the packages on the front steps, she averted her eyes and quietly dropped them at the entry gate to the patio. I hope she wasn't offended.

The last couple of evenings have been very warm, and I've walked around outside naked while watering the new plants after dark. I love to be naked under the stars, and will often go outside after dark and recline on a lounger, watching the sky for satellites and meteorites.
 
Well, maybe! I was out there on the patio again today, a day even warmer than yesterday. Lounging nude as before, when I heard the distinctive sound of the sliding side door of a van. I've occasionally thought of posting a sign warning visitors that they may encounter nude sunbathers....

We get frequent deliveries. This one was from our mail carrier (female). Rather than come all the way into the patio to leave the packages on the front steps, she averted her eyes and quietly dropped them at the entry gate to the patio. I hope she wasn't offended.

The last couple of evenings have been very warm, and I've walked around outside naked while watering the new plants after dark. I love to be naked under the stars, and will often go outside after dark and recline on a lounger, watching the sky for satellites and meteorites.
You must have been so wet lying outside all day. Can the neighbors see?
 
Smoked a cigar this morning that I had half of left from last night
Inquiring minds are asking about the cigar (Is that what you smoke post-coitus instead of a Lambert & Butler / Woodbine / Players' No 6?) ... obviously not the reason you were nude because you're a lovely, passionate nudist so that's self-explanatory :oops: :ROFLMAO:
 
Inquiring minds are asking about the cigar (Is that what you smoke post-coitus instead of a Lambert & Butler / Woodbine / Players' No 6?) ... obviously not the reason you were nude because you're a lovely, passionate nudist so that's self-explanatory :oops: :ROFLMAO:
Not always and I did have anal sex before that but that’s not the reason I smoked, I smoke because I like it. It was a Churchill by the way
 
Working, scrolling lit, having a banana smoothie whilst I pretend I can’t see a peeping Tom 😜
Perhaps if you'd invited me in, I wouldn't have to stand out here behind your bush and risk getting arrested! :oops: :ROFLMAO:

(Obviously it's not me - I'm typing this response)

He's a lucky guy getting to see (hopefully) you in all your naked glory! 👮‍♂️🚔👮‍♂️🚔
 
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