What did you do in the nude recently?

It's a beautiful day here in the PNW. We're currently out on the patio under the shade of a large umbrella. There is a light breeze and the fountain is burbling in the corner, the birds twittering as they flit about.

My wife is in her air chair, reading, wearing her short negligee. I'm reclining, naked, on a love seat. Before I got too warm and had to move under the shade of the umbrella, I sat in the bright sunlight and did my regular grooming ritual, shaving my cock and balls.

Being naked outdoors is one of my favorite things!
Wouldn’t you two be fun to drop in on!🔥
 
Threatened to use the grandkids' paddling pool for a naked cooling off session last night but had to make do with sleeping naked without any covering, blinds and windows open and a pleasant hard-on poking up most of the time. Obviously gave it a bit of a stroke now and again but not enough to reach a happy ending - and Mrs KV was never likely to offer to help with that ... when the alarm went off, I went downstairs and made drinks before returning to bed and watched breakfast news for a bit before the bathroom ritual.
 
Wouldn’t you two be fun to drop in on!🔥
Well, maybe! I was out there on the patio again today, a day even warmer than yesterday. Lounging nude as before, when I heard the distinctive sound of the sliding side door of a van. I've occasionally thought of posting a sign warning visitors that they may encounter nude sunbathers....

We get frequent deliveries. This one was from our mail carrier (female). Rather than come all the way into the patio to leave the packages on the front steps, she averted her eyes and quietly dropped them at the entry gate to the patio. I hope she wasn't offended.

The last couple of evenings have been very warm, and I've walked around outside naked while watering the new plants after dark. I love to be naked under the stars, and will often go outside after dark and recline on a lounger, watching the sky for satellites and meteorites.
 
Well, maybe! I was out there on the patio again today, a day even warmer than yesterday. Lounging nude as before, when I heard the distinctive sound of the sliding side door of a van. I've occasionally thought of posting a sign warning visitors that they may encounter nude sunbathers....

We get frequent deliveries. This one was from our mail carrier (female). Rather than come all the way into the patio to leave the packages on the front steps, she averted her eyes and quietly dropped them at the entry gate to the patio. I hope she wasn't offended.

The last couple of evenings have been very warm, and I've walked around outside naked while watering the new plants after dark. I love to be naked under the stars, and will often go outside after dark and recline on a lounger, watching the sky for satellites and meteorites.
You must have been so wet lying outside all day. Can the neighbors see?
 
Smoked a cigar this morning that I had half of left from last night
Inquiring minds are asking about the cigar (Is that what you smoke post-coitus instead of a Lambert & Butler / Woodbine / Players' No 6?) ... obviously not the reason you were nude because you're a lovely, passionate nudist so that's self-explanatory :oops: :ROFLMAO:
 
Inquiring minds are asking about the cigar (Is that what you smoke post-coitus instead of a Lambert & Butler / Woodbine / Players' No 6?) ... obviously not the reason you were nude because you're a lovely, passionate nudist so that's self-explanatory :oops: :ROFLMAO:
Not always and I did have anal sex before that but that’s not the reason I smoked, I smoke because I like it. It was a Churchill by the way
 
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