Tell me what you want up your ass?

Wife knows I like back door play so she bought me a black warming thrusting vibrator. It’s not all that big but she calls it my bbc because she knows about my … obsession. Haha
 
Last edited:
a real cock. One of the guys who does this for me will hold my hips and fuck me but he won’t reach around to jerk me off. He refers to himself as straight since an ass is the same male or female. Jerking me off would make him, not so straight, he suggests.
I love the fact that he considers you only a hole, in sexual situations. Theres an extra level of use in it for you both
 
Apart from the Drs finger for a prostate exam, (which I rather enjoyed), my arse is a virgin. I'd love to experiment but I'm not keen on doing it by myself, I'd prefer a considerate other person to "break me in", gently, very gently. Ideally I'd like to start with a short and thin dildo or something similar with a bucket of lube and over time build up to taking what I guess would be called an average sized cock. Unfortunately my wife is not interested in helping me out and I'm not likely to meet anyone who might volunteer. I guess it remains a fantasy... Oh well...
Perhaps you've heard the joke:

Guy goes to the doctor for a physical, he's bent over the table, pants down waiting for the prostate exam.

He hears the doctor say, "Ok, Larry, try not to get an erection."

Patient says, "My name isn't Larry."

Doctor says, "No, mine is!"
 
Apart from the Drs finger for a prostate exam, (which I rather enjoyed), my arse is a virgin. I'd love to experiment but I'm not keen on doing it by myself, I'd prefer a considerate other person to "break me in", gently, very gently. Ideally I'd like to start with a short and thin dildo or something similar with a bucket of lube and over time build up to taking what I guess would be called an average sized cock. Unfortunately my wife is not interested in helping me out and I'm not likely to meet anyone who might volunteer. I guess it remains a fantasy... Oh well...
You and me both.....
 
Perhaps you've heard the joke:

Guy goes to the doctor for a physical, he's bent over the table, pants down waiting for the prostate exam.

He hears the doctor say, "Ok, Larry, try not to get an erection."

Patient says, "My name isn't Larry."

Doctor says, "No, mine is!"
I had to stop myself from saying to the Dr after my last prostate exam. "Was that good for you?"
 
Back
Top