Tell me what you want up your ass?

Apart from the Drs finger for a prostate exam, (which I rather enjoyed), my arse is a virgin. I'd love to experiment but I'm not keen on doing it by myself, I'd prefer a considerate other person to "break me in", gently, very gently. Ideally I'd like to start with a short and thin dildo or something similar with a bucket of lube and over time build up to taking what I guess would be called an average sized cock. Unfortunately my wife is not interested in helping me out and I'm not likely to meet anyone who might volunteer. I guess it remains a fantasy... Oh well...
 
My wife with a strap-on dildo.. I absolutely love it. After 25+ years of penetrating her it's a pleasure to feel her reciprocate. And I don't feel the least bit humiliated, dominated or feminized by it. Nor do I feel like I'm nudged in the direction of bi-sexuality. Nope... It simply feels awesome. I feel bad for any guy who is too insecure to give it a try. Well, make that several tries. ..It gets easier and easier and feels better and better with time.
 
Last edited:
Ok folks. I gotta ask. What do you fuck your ass with when nobody's home? A secret dildo, a finger, a toy...what? I know you want it as part of your jerk-off, so what is it? Here is a link to a story I posted here last month.

https://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-bill

Jay Richards
I have long kind of thin bubble blowers for summer. They cost like 1.33 and they are so good I get crosseyed.
 
My wife with a strap-on dildo.. I absolutely love it. After 25+ years of penetrating her it's a pleasure to feel her reciprocate. And I don't feel the least bit humiliated, dominated or feminized by it. Nor do I feel like I'm nudged in the direction of bi-sexuality. Nope... It simply feels awesome. I feel bad for any guy who is too insecure to give it a try. Well, make that several tries. ..It gets easier and easier and feels better and better.
"But...but...but, it'll make me gay!"

Dude, no. It'll make you appreciative of having a wife hot and open-minded enough to enjoy fucking you like you like to fuck her.
 
I enjoy a nice cock or tongue up my ass, as well as a finger or two!

For solo play, I have a set of semi-firm plugs that are perfectly curved to hit my prostate. I love to slid them in and wiggle on them or wear them throughout the day. I also have a thrusting prostate you that I enjoy, but sometimes it can be a bit intense.
 
Ok folks. I gotta ask. What do you fuck your ass with when nobody's home? A secret dildo, a finger, a toy...what? I know you want it as part of your jerk-off, so what is it? Here is a link to a story I posted here last month.

https://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-bill

Jay Richards

what i want up my ass is my coworkers delicate pinky while she jerks me off
 
Nice cock, I would love to suck the cum out of it
dude... ditch that fucking avatar. It's beyond gross. There's nothing cute or funny about a father raping his daughter..

To those who may not know, that's a very young Fred Flintstone fucking his daughter Pepples. And he looks way too young for her to be much older than a young teen. So, underage = non consent = rape. Nothing funny about a cartoon of a young girls world being destroyed. Think I'm exaggerating? Ask someone who's been raped by their father.

Lit is a place for sex-positivity, not a place to celebrate sexual assault. Switch avatars or I'm reporting it.
 
Last edited:
Ok folks. I gotta ask. What do you fuck your ass with when nobody's home? A secret dildo, a finger, a toy...what? I know you want it as part of your jerk-off, so what is it? Here is a link to a story I posted here last month.

https://www.literotica.com/s/i-love-bill

Jay Richards
I love that story. My wife used to play with my ass and I miss it.
 
I recently purchased a prostate massager.
Found it at a chain grocery store.
But it’s in the shape of a T . Maybe 4 inches long.
Slide it in and I can wear it about anywhere.
You feel every step and it’s really a wonderful feeling.
I regret not finding one sooner
Definitely looking at getting one of those. CVS carries them
 
A D-cell Mag-Lite. It's not exactly soft & flexible, but still an awesome sensation. I think I'd like something more realistic, but need a place to hide it. Plus, it would have to taste good. Silicone toys can taste pretty nasty.

I had a silicone dildo for a while, but it was too stiff to swallow besides the bad taste.

Any suggestions on something that is good in both ends (besides the real thing, obviously)?
 
Back
Top