How to write he's got a big dick

[StillStunned]

In the BBC series "Hustle", one of the characters is called Ash "Three-Socks" Morgan. He got the nickname the first time he went to prison. It's never explained, but the implication is that he needs the extra sock for his man-bits.

 

[lovecraft68]

From my wip featuring a former male porn star turned producer.

The other feature was the one that had launched his adult film career. You knew you were hung when the Doc Johnson adult toy company made a mold of your dick and produced a Malcolm Stone dildo twenty years ago.

Not that his build and general good looks weren’t also positive attributes, and the industry had evolved more towards women in the sense of attractive male actors, but it was still porn and damn straight size mattered.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

In the BBC series "Hustle", one of the characters is called Ash "Three-Socks" Morgan. He got the nickname the first time he went to prison. It's never explained, but the implication is that he needs the extra sock for his man-bits.

I always assumed he'd tried to enhance his package with a rolled-up extra sock!

 

[StillStunned]

I always assumed he'd tried to enhance his package with a rolled-up extra sock!

That's the kind of thing Danny might do, not Ash.

Actually, you got me wondering, so I just checked the Wiki page: "He got the nickname while serving an 18-month prison sentence when a short-con known as 'The Flop' he pulled on an insurance broker went wrong. While in prison, he would 'go into the shower with 3 socks', suggesting he is a well endowed man."

 

[yowser]

I go so far as to never even use the word Richard.

From A Day in the Life: Penis Penisovich:

We're Russian Jews originally, now living on the outskirts of London, and his given name was Rostislav. Yes, I am quite aware of the nickname often assigned to the Christian name 'Richard' in the English speaking world; I have been reminded of it countless times, and any humor attached to this little wordplay wore thin many years ago.

 

[Writer61]

I have one character in my series that has a seriously big cock. Probably my first and last character as such. He kind of became a walking giant cock and somewhat comedy relief in a series where everyone else had much more depth as a character. He called his member "Big Ben", a name his fiancee picked up from him and spread to the whole friend group.

In one of my stories, there is a character known as Big Ben. The FMC assumes that it's because he's tall, but later the real reason is revealed.

 

[Writer61]

Big dicks are a part of many stories. Everyone knows bigger=better. Whether you agree or not, it is still a staple of many stories.

Show, don't tell.

 

[MelissaBaby]

From my wip featuring a former male porn star turned producer.

The other feature was the one that had launched his adult film career. You knew you were hung when the Doc Johnson adult toy company made a mold of your dick and produced a Malcolm Stone dildo twenty years ago.

Not that his build and general good looks weren’t also positive attributes, and the industry had evolved more towards women in the sense of attractive male actors, but it was still porn and damn straight size mattered.

From what I've seen of "vintage" porn movies, my impression has been that the director casts women based on their looks, then calls up his buddies and ask them if they want to be in the movie.

 

[lovecraft68]

From what I've seen of "vintage" porn movies, my impression has been that the director casts women based on their looks, then calls up his buddies and ask them if they want to be in the movie.

Very true of the older stuff, but if you look at a lot of the modern stuff the guys have caught up with the women. Lot of them good looking and spend more time at the gym than the buffet like slobs like Ron Jeremy and a lot from that era.

Smart move, and a funny one.

Smart part is it got women more interested because there's something for them to ooh and ahh over. Funny because now men feel insecure because they don't look like these guys the way women used to feel insecure. That's precious.

BTW, the story that line is from is set in 2025 so he's referring to his time as a porn star in the mid two thousands. Which I suppose these days might be vintage to some. I see vintage as the 80's when I was 18

 

[StillStunned]

From what I've seen of "vintage" porn movies, my impression has been that the director casts women based on their looks, then calls up his buddies and ask them if they want to be in the movie.

I thought the male actors were cast for their facial and body hair, and their ability to sweat through both.

 

[Bamagan]

I thought the male actors were cast for their facial and body hair, and their ability to sweat through both.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Very true of the older stuff, but if you look at a lot of the modern stuff the guys have caught up with the women. Lot of them good looking and spend more time at the gym than the buffet like slobs like Ron Jeremy and a lot from that era.

Smart move, and a funny one.

Smart part is it got women more interested because there's something for them to ooh and ahh over. Funny because now men feel insecure because they don't look like these guys the way women used to feel insecure. That's precious.

BTW, the story that line is from is set in 2025 so he's referring to his time as a porn star in the mid two thousands. Which I suppose these days might be vintage to some. I see vintage as the 80's when I was 18

Yeah, I was thinking about 70-80s stuff. It's no surprise that so many older women have said that they mostly watched gay porn.

 

[MrPixel]

From what I've seen of "vintage" porn movies, my impression has been that the director casts women based on their looks, then calls up his buddies and ask them if they want to be in the movie.

That's right. A work associate 40 years ago was infrequently one of those "buddies" with an acquaintance producing underground porn. He was a tall and handsome gentleman with an FM-announcer's deep voice, so I can imagine he was likely called-up by the producer for his assets.

Lot of them good looking and spend more time at the gym than the buffet like slobs like Ron Jeremy and a lot from that era.

I do not understand what the appeal was about Jeremy. I'm sorry and slap me down for sayin' it, but he is one fugly SOB. Like you said, did not age well, either.

 

[NotWise]

Very true of the older stuff, but if you look at a lot of the modern stuff the guys have caught up with the women. Lot of them good looking and spend more time at the gym than the buffet like slobs like Ron Jeremy and a lot from that era.

Smart move, and a funny one.

Smart part is it got women more interested because there's something for them to ooh and ahh over. Funny because now men feel insecure because they don't look like these guys the way women used to feel insecure. That's precious.

BTW, the story that line is from is set in 2025 so he's referring to his time as a porn star in the mid two thousands. Which I suppose these days might be vintage to some. I see vintage as the 80's when I was 18

The "golden age" flicks leaned heavily on a small group of male actors that you saw over and over. Same was true in France. They were generally good-looking, older than the women, and relatively good actors. John Holmes was probably the only one they cast for the size of his dick, and he was an idiot. He made Ron Jeremy look like a brainiac.

 

[lovecraft68]

That's right. A work associate 40 years ago was infrequently one of those "buddies" with an acquaintance producing underground porn. He was a tall and handsome gentleman with an FM-announcer's deep voice, so I can imagine he was likely called-up by the producer for his assets.



I do not understand what the appeal was about Jeremy. I'm sorry and slap me down for sayin' it, but he is one fugly SOB. Like you said, did not age well, either.

I think the appeal was to the men. This fat gross (and rapist) slob could score with all the hot chicks, he was an idol for ulgy men.

 

[lovecraft68]

The "golden age" flicks leaned heavily on a small group of male actors that you saw over and over. Same was true in France. They were generally good-looking, older than the women, and relatively good actors. John Holmes was probably the only one they cast for the size of his dick, and he was an idiot. He made Ron Jeremy look like a brainiac.

Holmes was probably a bit before my time. Jeremey, another ugly bastard Joey Silvera were big in the 80's. Peter North and I think there was a Tom Byron? Who were decent looking guys.

To show how things have changed I began to watch a clip on Pure Taboo about a couple obsessed with their baby sitter and seduce her. The guy was so skinny, balding and flat out gross I shut it off like WTF who does he have dirt on? But if this guy was around in the 70's and 80's he'd have it made

 

[lovecraft68]

Yeah, I was thinking about 70-80s stuff. It's no surprise that so many older women have said that they mostly watched gay porn.

My wife mentioned watching a lot of lesbian porn even though she was never into women but just so she could watch two attractive people going at it. She's ten years younger than me so this would be nineties, I guess.

At least that's what she claims is the reason.

 

[Areala-chan]

I am so very, very disappointed in all of you that we've nearly hit page 3 and nobody dropped this one yet.

 

[Bamagan]

I am so very, very disappointed in all of you that we've nearly hit page 3 and nobody dropped this one yet.

He wanks as high as any in Wome!

 

[NotWise]

Holmes was probably a bit before my time. Jeremey, another ugly bastard Joey Silvera were big in the 80's. Peter North and I think there was a Tom Byron? Who were decent looking guys.

To show how things have changed I began to watch a clip on Pure Taboo about a couple obsessed with their baby sitter and seduce her. The guy was so skinny, balding and flat out gross I shut it off like WTF who does he have dirt on? But if this guy was around in the 70's and 80's he'd have it made

I think Joey Silvera appeared at about the same time as Ron Jeremy--Silvera more in California productions and Jeremy more in New York productions. I didn't like either one of them, but I think they both had roles they played well.

Others that come to mind are Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Kevin James, Paul Thomas and John Leslie. There was one actor that appeared over and over, often cast as an ugly, old hick, but I don't remember his name. A lot of those guys had acting careers before and after porn.

 

[MelissaBaby]

John Holmes was probably the only one they cast for the size of his dick, and he was an idiot. He made Ron Jeremy look like a brainiac.

Oh, yeah.

The Wonderland Murders

 

[IstrokeC]

I think Joey Silvera appeared at about the same time as Ron Jeremy--Silvera more in California productions and Jeremy more in New York productions. I didn't like either one of them, but I think they both had roles they played well.

Others that come to mind are Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Kevin James, Paul Thomas and John Leslie. There was one actor that appeared over and over, often cast as an ugly, old hick, but I don't remember his name. A lot of those guys had acting careers before and after porn.

It’s still a bit like that now with cuckolding themed porn. The same guy again and again playing the cuck, and when it isn’t him it’s some ugly or stereotypically wimpy guy. Whereas most of us are just normal looking guys. Or actually, since we have after all, attracted the gorgeous lady playing the wife, probably above average in some respects - if not all!

 

[stickygirl]

How size is assessed may depend on her menstrual cycle. A gf told me she liked a big one to help her clots flow, though it required towels and a waddle to the shower after.
Is this the info you wanted?

 

[Melody_Lightdraft2]

Big dicks are a part of many stories. Everyone knows bigger=better. Whether you agree or not, it is still a staple of many stories.

However, many stories can be crass. An "18 inch, 69,666mm divided by pi circumference dick that can't fit any pussy," or "a raging monster cock" are on the nose and lack creativity I feel. So what are the/your best ways to describe a big cock?

To start the ideas off, I really like to hear it from a woman. Men boast all the time. If a woman tells it, it gives much more weight. And girth.

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After sex they lay in bed. She places her hand on it, while nestling her head in the curve of his neck. "You're going to make a lot of women very happy," she said.

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They were walking outside under the umbrella, talking about tech. "I really love how technology improves. Everything has become smaller. I never believed that microfilms could exist. Now we have micro SD cards that hold so many pictures and movies. With USB C it all fits any way you plug it in!"

She moved her hands to his hips. "It's too bad you're such an old fashioned man then," she said with a sly smile.

---

She looked at it, uncomprehending. "How are you still standing? Shouldn't you faint?"

"It's not that much blood," he started.

"Just look at it! How is that filled with 'not that much blood'? You're a freak of nature, that's what you are."

He sighed, grabbing his underwear from the edge of the bed.

"What are you doing? I didn't say we wouldn't try. Just be gentle, because I need some time to adjust. It's a one size fits all," she grinned.

"Not for everyone," he said.

"But I am. Get on the bed and you can experience it for yourself."

Ways to describe a big cock?
In my stories it's easy, just one word, "Centaur."

 

[TheGreatOz]

Avoid any mention of inches or sound like a pretty shitty Penthouse letter.

My last description:

"I have a nice cock I think. Like it's not like a horse cock but it's not small or even average. I am a big guy so it's proportionate yeah? It's thick too.

My cock is certainly playing its part tonight. Could it even be more rigid and swollen in excitement? I'm rock, rock, rock hard. My monster is standing up proud, flushed red at the head. And I'm just oozing, no more than that, dribbling precum. My cockhead is glistening with it, and it has run down my shaft."