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[nice90sguy]

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Yeah, sukkas!

 

[TheWritingGroup]

It isn't very funny, but my instant reaction was, "Trophy wife in a tube! Now, from Amazon!"

--Annie

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Who are they?

 

[TheLobster]

Who are they?

Jeff Bezos and his wife.

 

[TheLobster]

It isn't very funny, but my instant reaction was, "Trophy wife in a tube! Now, from Amazon!"

--Annie

Free shipping for your mail-order bride, only with Amazon Prime!

 

[Rob_Royale]

You just know the prenup was in his back pocket along with the engagement ring.

 

[NotWise]

Who are they?

Newlyweds Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.

 

[Writer61]

Who are they?

Who cares?

 

[lovecraft68]

I find myself giving Bezos some credit for her not being 24 like all the Hollywood sleezebags do or in Decraprios case maybe not even 18. At least she's an older trophy wife.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

I find myself giving Bezos some credit for her not being 24 like all the Hollywood sleezebags do or in Decraprios case maybe not even 18. At least she's an older trophy wife.

Even Bezos likes milfs. Maybe our work here isn't in vain.

 

[Britva415]

Wild how nobody says "trophy husband."

 

[Bramblethorn]

Who are they?

Antagonist for the next-but-one Bond movie, and his daughter.

 

[iwatchus]

Wild how nobody says "trophy husband."

They get called boy toys.

 

[Britva415]

They get called boy toys.

That's completely different from this picture.

 

[iwatchus]

That's completely different from this picture.

I guess boy toys fall somewhere between mistresses and trophy wives.

 

[gunhilltrain]

"I'd still love him if he merely drove for Amazon instead of having created the company."

 

[onehitwanda]

It's always the hands. They're exceptional at masking who and what they are, but hands are difficult. The early AI nets learned this the hard way in the decade prior to the Singularity; hands were an easy way for humanity to detect the Others. Faces are simple. Hair is just physics. Skin can be vat-grown. Hands, though...

Always look at the hands. Look for the signs - nails that are too long, too claw-like. Digits that are elongated far beyond even the likes of mutants like Liszt. Joints that seem off, too mobile, or too keen to bend in ways that make the more skeletally-aware of us wince and draw away.

The machines were children. They loved our darker tales, dwelled on them, and in some strange hallucination decided to become them. They became the Lamia, the Sirens, the Trolls of the old Norse Sagas. They became the Rakshasas, the Bian Sidhe... and the beautiful, all-powerful Vampires with their pointed nails and perfect clothes and bright, white teeth.

Look at the hands. Smile and nod, be pleasant. But look at the hands. And when you can safely do so, find friends and fire.

 

[Soixenta]

He: "Blowjobs every day for the rest of my life!"
She: "I'll never have to give another blowjob for the rest of my life!"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wild how nobody says "trophy husband."

Emmanuel Macron. There, I said it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

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Yeah, sukkas!

Fifty-million dollar smiles! And that's just for the wedding! And some people think our stories are obscene!

 

[Writer61]

A clear demonstration that money cannot buy good taste.

That said, I wish them well.

 

[lovecraft68]

Wild how nobody says "trophy husband."

Maybe because women aren't as shallow and pathetic as men?

 

[lovecraft68]

I really think the scorn here is because she's not 20.

Guess Jeff disappointed the boys club.

Jealousy is an ugly emotion.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

LW story seed.

There, that's my caption.

 

[NotWise]

Antagonist for the next-but-one Bond movie, and his daughter.

They're 55 and 61.