🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

[PrettyLilPussy19]

<looks around at the inexplicable dental talk and leaves and locks the door and moves to France>

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

<looks around at the inexplicable dental talk and leaves and locks the door and moves to France>

I got a wall you can bang your..head…yeah…head against.

 

[AlpineFresco]

When I had my wisdom teeth pulled at age 43 (clearly they weren’t going to come all the way in) they gave me conscious sedation. I asked when they were going to start, and I was informed they were finished. I asked if was an easy one and they said no. Conscious sedation is my friend.

See I was offered that but I wanted to experience the surgery. Local was fine. The sounds of crunching though, as they wrenched my wisdom teeth out. Brutal.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It's my fault for bringing these two contradictory worlds together.

The auditor is a black hole for any horniness.

So, torment as stress relief instead of lust? Fine, that works too

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I got a wall you can bang your..head…yeah…head against.

Kind of you to offer to help with her banging.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

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This is with deadly accuracy

 

[UsuallyPresent]

This is with deadly accuracy

Ran across it elsewhere on the web and knew it belonged here.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If someone could read this in your sexiest voice.... I'll give you $1 usd.

 

[velona]

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If someone could read this in your sexiest voice.... I'll give you $1 usd.

I would *so* read this (for free!) but I think it would be better in a man’s voice…

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I would *so* read this (for free!) but I think it would be better in a man’s voice…

I'd like to judge that competition.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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If someone could read this in your sexiest voice.... I'll give you $1 usd.

I won’t charge you for this.

https://voca.ro/16XLbBSlPNgx

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I won’t charge you for this.

https://voca.ro/16XLbBSlPNgx

I feel like I was there!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like I was there!!

All that money for lessons was worth it

 

[velona]

I won’t charge you for this.

https://voca.ro/16XLbBSlPNgx

I definitely can’t compete with that!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I definitely can’t compete with that!!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Since I clearly am deeply in love with the Monkey, I had to try to match his rizz with my own telling of this glorious short story.
https://voca.ro/1btOwjdvBXJV

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

If someone could read this in your sexiest voice.... I'll give you $1 usd.

Since I clearly am deeply in love with the Monkey, I had to try to match his rizz with my own telling of this glorious short story.
https://voca.ro/1btOwjdvBXJV

 

[velona]

I definitely can’t compete with that!!

Well if you give me that sad face I guess I’m going to have to do it!

https://voca.ro/17DZ1SlHMS8A

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well if you give me that sad face I guess I’m going to have to do it!

I love a gal susceptible to my pouts!

 

[velona]

I love a gal susceptible to my pouts!

Oh I can’t resist a pouty girl!

Edited above to add the recording

 

[AlpineFresco]

Well if you give me that sad face I guess I’m going to have to do it!

https://voca.ro/17DZ1SlHMS8A

We have different definitions of sexy, don't we?

 

[velona]

We have different definitions of sexy, don't we?

Based on your reading, yes, quite different

 

[jason28053]

Well if you give me that sad face I guess I’m going to have to do it!

https://voca.ro/17DZ1SlHMS8A

Very nice! Soothing and sexy voice