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[Strapper_gonebad]

Ate a fruit snack.... pulled off my crown

Fucking great

Dentist at 1

Can't get my screen door off the special tool didnt work

Ugh

did you try blowing in its ear

 

[Strapper_gonebad]

thats it for the day..now that the showers done i went back to my outdooe chores...placed some patio blocks and then decided it was to hot to continue..so now i'm here in my lil air conditioned office typing away

 

[Tweedledude]

@Boat1 and all you other carnivores out there...
I really should not be encouraging this...
can't possibly be healthy
but - 2 words:
Turtle Burgers
look it up if you need/want a recipe
Here's a Before/After pic
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I’m gonna try that another version of a bacon fatty

 

[Strapper_gonebad]

i can entertain you with stories of how when i was three my uncle Evret started spanking me real hard and i was screaming...my dad came out and said he was white as a goast..seems he pulled me out of the pigpen when i was playing with the new piglets just as momma sow was running over to say hi to me.

 

[Tweedledude]

 

[Strapper_gonebad]

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bacon lobster tail

 

[Wonderer67]

Going to the Doctors today for a physical. Was supposed to get bloodwork for it. Too bad after the beach, I had 3 Johnnie Walker Blacks, a half a rack of bbq ribs after making passionate love to my wife. OOPS. Will get it later in the week.

You were doing all of the right things.

Just not for blood work!

 

[Missk_2022]

i can entertain you with stories of how when i was three my uncle Evret started spanking me real hard and i was screaming...my dad came out and said he was white as a goast..seems he pulled me out of the pigpen when i was playing with the new piglets just as momma sow was running over to say hi to me.

She was gonna make you into human bacon

 

[likes2watchU]

Ate a fruit snack.... pulled off my crown

Fucking great

Dentist at 1

Can't get my screen door off the special tool didnt work

Ugh

I am so sorry, @Missk_2022
That does make for a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day indeed!!
Makes you wanna move to Australia even

Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day - Book Read Aloud
Channel: Read aloud childrens books and fun stuff​

i can entertain you with stories of how when i was three my uncle Evret started spanking me real hard and i was screaming...my dad came out and said he was white as a goast..seems he pulled me out of the pigpen when i was playing with the new piglets just as momma sow was running over to say hi to me.

Wow! You are one lucky guy!!!
So, did that earn you the nickname "Lucky" or "Mason" (Verger)?

She was gonna make you into human bacon

See previous response

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What the???

bacon lobster tail

Is that what that is???

I can't believe you'd even ask!!

Of course I want, NEED the recipe!

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Okay - I'm gonna load you up with resources like that turtle creature's gonna load you up with cholesterol...

Bacon Turtle Burger / United States of Bacon
Channel: Destination America

Love Meat? This Turtle Burger Has It All: A Cheese-Stuffed Burger, Tons Of Bacon & Even Hot Dogs!
Channel: Scrumdiddlyumptious

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=261890789571560

How To Make Your Own Turtle Burgers
Source: Facebook

Turtle Burgers
Channel: yoyomax12 - the diet free zone

Bacon Turtle Burgers Recipe
Source: BaconToday.com

Red-Neck Turtle Burgers
Source: AllRecipes.com

 

[TallWillie]

Doctor loved my blood pressure and said was impressed with my health. Told me to take off some weight. I'm an athletic 198 lb. at 6 feet. Just need to cut down what I put in my pie hole. Need to lose 10, just a pain in the neck. Love to eat, love scotch and beer.

That being said. To all those who don't go to their primary care physician or get your colonoscopy. DO IT. For yourself.

 

[likes2watchU]

PSA -
Likes will be on hiatus this weekend starting Friday 6/27

Not my choice - good thing I logged onto my account rather than just paying the bill.

Love Note from my ISP - but only surfaces if you're logged onto your account (bad decision IMO)

 

[Wonderer67]

Looks yummy...
Does he make-to-order??
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It looks like Josef Stalin.

 

[likes2watchU]

Doctor loved my blood pressure and said was impressed with my health. Told me to take off some weight. I'm an athletic 198 lb. at 6 feet. Just need to cut down what I put in my pie hole. Need to lose 10, just a pain in the neck. Love to eat, love scotch and beer.

That being said. To all those who don't go to their primary care physician or get your colonoscopy. DO IT. For yourself.

For your own Health and Safety - do not scroll up

I'll piggyback and say - get your Blood Pressure (BP) checked. If you're between doctors or insurance, most Fire Stations run monthly clinics aimed at us oldies.
Know your numbers - it's called The Silent Killer for a reason!
RIP #75 1975-2015

 

[likes2watchU]

It looks like Josef Stalin.

Yes, it does... however...
Pretty sure it's supposed to be this dude - there's a billion-gajillion memes with him online.

 

[Strapper_gonebad]

Doctor loved my blood pressure and said was impressed with my health. Told me to take off some weight. I'm an athletic 198 lb. at 6 feet. Just need to cut down what I put in my pie hole. Need to lose 10, just a pain in the neck. Love to eat, love scotch and beer.

That being said. To all those who don't go to their primary care physician or get your colonoscopy. DO IT. For yourself.

my doctot said i was to short for my weight..i need to grow another foot. so i'm working on stretching excersizes

 

[Strapper_gonebad]

Yes, it does... however...
Pretty sure it's supposed to be this dude - there's a billion-gajillion memes with him online.
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i love that guy

 

[Wonderer67]

That being said. To all those who don't go to their primary care physician or get your colonoscopy. DO IT. For yourself.

Do the colonoscopy yourself?

Sounds risky!

But hey - it’s a sex site and everyone has their things…

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hmmm. Overseeing all of this crap is taxing sometimes. Got a couple more inspections passed, so there's that. The super at the job which is pushing off today seems a bit of a whiner. He also seems a bit a not quite On It. That part isn't negotiable, really. We have to do better.


Oh, the water supplies are like on the first job. The pipe butchers (plumber) cut them off and had the lower parts all labeled and ready to go. Pity he didn't label the top parts. I left them to sort it out.


Not like it's color-coded like wires are . . . .

 

[Boat1]

Ate a fruit snack.... pulled off my crown

Fucking great

Dentist at 1

Can't get my screen door off the special tool didnt work

Ugh

Oh no!!!!
My dentist told me if I ever pull a crown off, use Vaseline and put it back on... DO NOT superglue it...
I guess he knows me.

 

[Boat1]

Okay - I'm gonna load you up with resources like that turtle creature's gonna load you up with cholesterol...

You're WONDERFUL, thank you!
PS... I've got a great metabolism...
...or I'm pumping dumplins through my veins as we speak!

 

[Boat1]

Do the colonoscopy yourself?

Sounds risky!

But hey - it’s a sex site and everyone has their things…

Harbor Freight has Boroscopes on sale!
It ain't rocket science...

 

[Boat1]

Hmmm. Overseeing all of this crap is taxing sometimes. Got a couple more inspections passed, so there's that. The super at the job which is pushing off today seems a bit of a whiner. He also seems a bit a not quite On It. That part isn't negotiable, really. We have to do better.


Oh, the water supplies are like on the first job. The pipe butchers (plumber) cut them off and had the lower parts all labeled and ready to go. Pity he didn't label the top parts. I left them to sort it out.


Not like it's color-coded like wires are . . . .

How to fix a whiner...

 

[Wonderer67]

Harbor Freight has Boroscopes on sale!
It ain't rocket science...

You do you!

(Literally and figuratively I guess!)

 

[Missk_2022]

Oh no!!!!
My dentist told me if I ever pull a crown off, use Vaseline and put it back on... DO NOT superglue it...
I guess he knows me.

It is in a plastic bag in my purse to take back to the dentist....

 

[Boat1]

You do you!

(Literally and figuratively I guess!)

Dr nearly killed a captain of mine with that pre-test laxative they send home the night before.... the one that makes you pass everything, including what you plan to eat for next Thanksgiving...
He was crying and writhing in pain on his living room floor.

When they got him to the hospital and opened him up, his intestines were about to explode, due to having 100% blockage.