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Mornin spoonies.

Been up since 430 so I guess I ain’t falling back asleep.

Time for a workout and then a swim I think.

This is our last year for the pool. It’s a bit older and it needs two pretty large upgrades: a new liner and the return pipes are leaking badly. I have rigged a large hose over the concrete to return the filter water, but I think this might be the last year…

We’ll see. Those are both fairly large ticket items.
 
Wonderer67 said:
Mornin spoonies.

Been up since 430 so I guess I ain’t falling back asleep.

Time for a workout and then a swim I think.

This is our last year for the pool. It’s a bit older and it needs two pretty large upgrades: a new liner and the return pipes are leaking badly. I have rigged a large hose over the concrete to return the filter water, but I think this might be the last year…

We’ll see. Those are both fairly large ticket items.
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Good morning. Pool repairs are money sinks. I know as I sank about $10K into mine. The buyers of our house wanted to hire me as their pool guru. I said no thanks as I had enough of pools.
 
Missk_2022 said:
My mom calls the orange day lillies ditch lillies...because you always see them growing in ditches alongside the road.
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Yup! Thats what I was brought up with too. I wrote a poem abt them a few years ago.

Ditch Lilies

It’s that time of year
Where low-class flowers bloom
Ditch lilies erupt
Orange and yellow
Imaginary fires in the irrigation ditches
Along the road
And by the fence in our back yard
Each flower gets it’s one and only day
That one singular day to strut its stuff

It’s a signal and reminder to me
That my birthday is coming up
And my wife’s birthday, a few days after that
The first day of summer
Is banging on my door
Magic
I remember being a kid
Knowing that school was over
Hazy hot and humid days on the way
A summer of possibility lay ahead
The Califon Carnival looming
A summer of baseball
Fishing
Exploring in the woods
Capturing lighting bugs

Suzie and I lay naked on our back patio
Taking in the summer
Watching the lilies
Orange bodies, yellow stripes on each petal
They have their one day
To cum
And then wither and die

https://imgur.com/a/nmeiZb7
 
Saturday migraine turned into a Saturday and Sunday migraine. So trying to catch up on a quick break right now.

Did make it to a graduation party, and heard one of the funniest things. I was listening to a 17yr old complaining about not being able to understand the kids slang words nowadays! :ROFLMAO:
 
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OMG - I know her!
Let's check in and see how everyone else is doing this fine Monday...
Boat1 said:
I'm finally full... wallowing around like a beached whale
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I'm afraid to ask what more was consumed.
"When we left our story, round 3 had just been pulled off the grill..." 🍗:oops:
Wonderer67 said:
Am I still playing bass in Latent Slut?
It’s hard to keep up.
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I think so... but there may be active recruitment by a punk band or two down in OZ. You have a passport, right? :unsure:
Adventurous_soul said:
haha, sorry no sluts (unfortunately), local punk/stoner bands here you probably have not heard of
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I dunno... never underestimate the knowledge of punk music by @Wonderer67
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Still in the heat dome. Taking grandkids this morning. Then staying cool until PT. Poor old dog is still sleeping.
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Hopefully some relief soon... we're down to 75F with some rainstorms following 🌧️
Wat_Tyler said:
Slept well. The landlady tries to keep this place like a meat locker. Could be worserer, I reckon. Her cats all have very lush coats.
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worserer: shedding season IYKYK
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Wonderer67 said:
Time for a workout and then a swim I think.

This is our last year for the pool. It’s a bit older and it needs two pretty large upgrades... but I think this might be the last year…
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😥 End of an Era
But you like repurposing old stuff found on your land, right? Still have connections in the Army??
Summer 2026:
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Missk_2022 said:
At our local pool they are planning adult only swims. I hate being in the pool with kids.... I know they are only having fun but...
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Adult only swims are pretty nice... many pools have them nowadays. That and Movie Night
Missk_2022 said:
My mom calls the orange day lillies ditch lillies...because you always see them growing in ditches alongside the road.
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TIL - Ditch Lillies
Wonderer67 said:
It’s a signal and reminder to me
That my birthday is coming up
And my wife’s birthday, a few days after that
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Happy Birthday @Mrswonderer !! 🎉 🎈
Please tell me we didn't miss it!
Tweedledude said:
Have a great day and week all.
👍👍🌹🌹
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Thanks, TD! Try to stay cool down there in Gatorville... or is it Maragaritaville? :unsure: I get them mixed up. 😂
Missk_2022 said:
Mmmm bacon
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dkak001 said:
Did make it to a graduation party, and heard one of the funniest things. I was listening to a 17yr old complaining about not being able to understand the kids slang words nowadays!
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Kids these days :ROFLMAO:
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TallWillie said:
Going to the Doctors today for a physical. Was supposed to get bloodwork for it. Too bad after the beach, I had 3 Johnnie Walker Blacks, a half a rack of bbq ribs after making passionate love to my wife. OOPS. Will get it later in the week. :)
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:unsure: Is this the bacchanalian version of "I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"?
 
likes2watchU said:
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OMG - I know her!
Let's check in and see how everyone else is doing this fine Monday...

I'm afraid to ask what more was consumed.
"When we left our story, round 3 had just been pulled off the grill..." 🍗:oops:

I think so... but there may be active recruitment by a punk band or two down in OZ. You have a passport, right? :unsure:

I dunno... never underestimate the knowledge of punk music by @Wonderer67

Hopefully some relief soon... we're down to 75F with some rainstorms following 🌧️

worserer: shedding season IYKYK
View attachment 2550401

😥 End of an Era
But you like repurposing old stuff found on your land, right? Still have connections in the Army??
Summer 2026:
View attachment 2550402

Adult only swims are pretty nice... many pools have them nowadays. That and Movie Night

TIL - Ditch Lillies

Happy Birthday @Mrswonderer !! 🎉 🎈
Please tell me we didn't miss it!

Thanks, TD! Try to stay cool down there in Gatorville... or is it Maragaritaville? :unsure: I get them mixed up. 😂

View attachment 2550404

Kids these days :ROFLMAO:
View attachment 2550405

:unsure: Is this the bacchanalian version of "I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"?
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All caught up Now 👍👍
 
likes2watchU said:
View attachment 2550399
OMG - I know her!
Let's check in and see how everyone else is doing this fine Monday...

I'm afraid to ask what more was consumed.
"When we left our story, round 3 had just been pulled off the grill..." 🍗:oops:

I think so... but there may be active recruitment by a punk band or two down in OZ. You have a passport, right? :unsure:

I dunno... never underestimate the knowledge of punk music by @Wonderer67

Hopefully some relief soon... we're down to 75F with some rainstorms following 🌧️

worserer: shedding season IYKYK
View attachment 2550401

😥 End of an Era
But you like repurposing old stuff found on your land, right? Still have connections in the Army??
Summer 2026:
View attachment 2550402

Adult only swims are pretty nice... many pools have them nowadays. That and Movie Night

TIL - Ditch Lillies

Happy Birthday @Mrswonderer !! 🎉 🎈
Please tell me we didn't miss it!

Thanks, TD! Try to stay cool down there in Gatorville... or is it Maragaritaville? :unsure: I get them mixed up. 😂

View attachment 2550404

Kids these days :ROFLMAO:
View attachment 2550405

:unsure: Is this the bacchanalian version of "I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"?
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Thanks for the summary.
 
Rj_1954 said:
Our apartment community pool has a Lanai covering, but I still get sunburned if I stay in it too long. And it's heated if the weather is cool. Not much chance of that now though...
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Zinc based sunscreen
Because we're not quite white enough before we leave the house :ROFLMAO:
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Boat1 said:
I was wrong.
He's cooking bacon and eggs right now.
If my metabolism ever changes, I'm going to blow up like a freaking balloon!
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Wait. There's more???
I thought you said "no cooking on Monday"?!?
This really is The Neverending Story of meat :oops:
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