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[urbangentleman]

Evening deviants.

Fuck this was a good weekend, long yes but good. I ended my Sunday watching Barbarian ( 2022 Horror movie ) which was pretty fucking decent. I gave it 4 and a half on Letterbox (movie rating app which I swear by) which for my standards is high! I love body gore, home invasion, final girl type films and so this one ticked a few of my boxes! It takes a lot for horror to impress/shock me. Blood alone won’t get me going, but if anyone’s watched Creep 1 & 2, that’s the kinda perfect mix of fuckery and creepiness alongside gore and insanely unique camera angles that I enjoy. Cinema tomorrow for 28 Years Later. ( basically only going to see Jodie Comer in action, fuck I fancied her in Killing Eve, well actually I crushed on both her AND Sandra Oh)

Anyway, enjoy a lil video of me dancing away in my old house, pre Bertie tattoo. I feel you’ll enjoy this one. (Ignore the ROYALLY embarrassing Snapchat filter, I went through a phase of lovingg the app a little too much!

Have a good day/evening my darlings. This girl is tired and needs sleep. (kisses head (s) rolls over, presses butt into you and begins to sore.

Dancing in my kitchen.

Looking stunning as always Bean

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hmmm, while I'm definitely dom, there is something about you that makes me think it could be interesting to at least try letting you lead. Sometimes even a Dom can pick up things if he lets go of his need to Dom if only for a while. But damn you are a sexy brat too, must delve into this and really find out what makes you tick. Every layer I pull back excites and endears in it's way.

I love a dom who’s interested in exploring the boundaries of his own control

I’m definitely more dominant with women, and with men who are a little more introverted. They tend to like being tied up by me and used how I like. The more confident the man, the more likely they are to want to be more dominant!

To be honest I think everyone is a little submissive. Just try being tied up and blindfolded and having all of your senses played with… it’s fucking magical. Maybe a little painful here and there but the end goal is so worth it.

I remember crying after my first ever sub/dom fuck. It was the first time I’d ever been completely and entirely dominated! The after care I received was insanely good, and I’ve never managed to meet a man who could replicate that. He held me naked in his arms, brushing the knots out my hair, ordered me food, ran me a bath and washed my body SO gently. I just cried it was beautiful.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

I get so excited when I look at the Lit Alerts I've received and find that you, @SpicyBean99, have replied to or have quoted one of my posts. It takes me over the top as I read your words that were written directly for me. It makes me feel so special during moments like this.

 

[GallantWriter]

I love a dom who’s interested in exploring the boundaries of his own control

I’m definitely more dominant with women, and with men who are a little more introverted. They tend to like being tied up by me and used how I like. The more confident the man, the more likely they are to want to be more dominant!

To be honest I think everyone is a little submissive. Just try being tied up and blindfolded and having all of your senses played with… it’s fucking magical. Maybe a little painful here and there but the end goal is so worth it.

I remember crying after my first ever sub/dom fuck. It was the first time I’d ever been completely and entirely dominated! The after care I received was insanely good, and I’ve never managed to meet a man who could replicate that. He held me naked in his arms, brushing the knots out my hair, ordered me food, ran me a bath and washed my body SO gently. I just cried it was beautiful.

Well without exploration we stagnate. Plus there is definitely something dominant about giving yourself to your partner in a way. A sense of oneself, knowing if you're a good Dom, you'll be back in the driver's seat again soon enough.

That sounds exhilarating.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I love a dom who’s interested in exploring the boundaries of his own control

I’m definitely more dominant with women, and with men who are a little more introverted. They tend to like being tied up by me and used how I like. The more confident the man, the more likely they are to want to be more dominant!

To be honest I think everyone is a little submissive. Just try being tied up and blindfolded and having all of your senses played with… it’s fucking magical. Maybe a little painful here and there but the end goal is so worth it.

I remember crying after my first ever sub/dom fuck. It was the first time I’d ever been completely and entirely dominated! The after care I received was insanely good, and I’ve never managed to meet a man who could replicate that. He held me naked in his arms, brushing the knots out my hair, ordered me food, ran me a bath and washed my body SO gently. I just cried it was beautiful.

It's always so intense finding new depths in pleasure. I've only had a little experience being dominated, but she was so good at taking care of me, pushing me but protecting me as well. Made the experience even more intimate. The release you can feel afterwards is just so unique. Glad he took good care of you x

 

[SpicyBean99]

I get so excited when I look at the Lit Alerts I've received and find that you, @SpicyBean99, have replied to or have quoted one of my posts. It takes me over the top as I read your words that were written directly for me. It makes me feel so special during moments like this.

Well please stay? I really enjoy you being here and enjoying my postings. I wouldn’t do it without the compliments or praise, there would be no point!

You’re a special thread “commenter” and someone I value popping up here and leaving your kind words!

Thankyou Deedee! Keep an eye out for my audio later

 

[GallantWriter]

I also must say, I love seeing that you love my posts, and hope that continues for a good long while, forever even. You're amazing and I feel so valid every time you take time to respond to me.

I'm so excited for the audio here later and any others you might send my way. You'll get some more audio from me today too!

Get ready for that.

 

[DeeDeeX2]

Well please stay? I really enjoy you being here and enjoying my postings. I wouldn’t do it without the compliments or praise, there would be no point!

You’re a special thread “commenter” and someone I value popping up here and leaving your kind words!

Thankyou Deedee! Keep an eye out for my audio later

There is nothing I enjoy more these days that catching up with @SpicyBean99, my favorite Word Slut, while enjoying my first cup of morning coffee.

 

[Jaws82]

I love a dom who’s interested in exploring the boundaries of his own control

I’m definitely more dominant with women, and with men who are a little more introverted. They tend to like being tied up by me and used how I like. The more confident the man, the more likely they are to want to be more dominant!

To be honest I think everyone is a little submissive. Just try being tied up and blindfolded and having all of your senses played with… it’s fucking magical. Maybe a little painful here and there but the end goal is so worth it.

I remember crying after my first ever sub/dom fuck. It was the first time I’d ever been completely and entirely dominated! The after care I received was insanely good, and I’ve never managed to meet a man who could replicate that. He held me naked in his arms, brushing the knots out my hair, ordered me food, ran me a bath and washed my body SO gently. I just cried it was beautiful.

My last relationship was very much into me taking control. Holding her down, some light bondage

And some fun with a remote vibe in public

 

[Azuldrgon]

FYIIIIIIII!!

To my silent lurkers, the ones who slide into my inbox instead of posting here on the threads: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time replying to 30–40+ messages. It was honestly exhausting.

My inbox is always packed with cute lil gems like:
“50-year-old well-hung male here from Aus.”
“Horny guy looking to kik.”
“Nice tits, let’s chat.”
"My wife would hate if she knew i was chatting to ya"
"If I flew you out, would you let me breed you?" (this one was specifically gross)
“Here’s my email...let’s connect outside of Lit and get horny.”
And of course: “[link inserted] rate my cock, would you like to fuck me?”

Like…

So yeah, I don’t tend to respond to those. Ever. Which means it can take me a couple of weeks to sort through and reply to the genuine ones. I just did a MASSIVE clear-out, and while not everyone’s been responded to yet (there are so many messages), I’ve tried to get back to all the kind, thoughtful, interesting ones.

Honestly, it’s more overwhelming than when I did OF and had an assistant doing my messages.

Just wanted to say: I’m aware it might come across like I’m ignoring people sometimes, especially if we haven’t chatted much yet. Definitely not aimed at my lovely regulars (you know who you are ).

Anyway, that’s all. Carry on!

There is some correlation between being a sexy woman on Lit and the box always being full.
Good morning @SpicyBean99 .
Already have me more perked up than three cups of coffee.

 

[SpicyBean99]

There is some correlation between being a sexy woman on Lit and the box always being full.
Good morning @SpicyBean99 .
Already have me more perked up than three cups of coffee.

Good morning you!

Ahhh… yes. But not as full of intelligent and engaging conversationalists as I would like… it seems that pretty women who share themselves have more of a cesspit of crap to work through too

How have you been! I’m glad I managed to ‘wake’ you up this morning

 

[ScarletDaisy]

My inbox is always packed with cute lil gems like:

“50-year-old well-hung male here from Aus.”
“Horny guy looking to kik.”
“Nice tits, let’s chat.”
"My wife would hate if she knew i was chatting to ya"
"If I flew you out, would you let me breed you?" (this one was specifically gross)
“Here’s my email...let’s connect outside of Lit and get horny.”
And of course: “[link inserted] rate my cock, would you like to fuck me?”

Anyway, that’s all. Carry on!

I'm sure you've seen this more times than I have, but I found the person that sent the exact same cut & paste intro message to me a couple of weeks apart hilarious.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I'm sure you've seen this more times than I have, but I found the person that sent the exact same cut & paste intro message to me a couple of weeks apart hilarious.

Ahhh yesss the copy and paste Casanovas I have indeed experienced that… it’s even more entertaining when they begin a new thread conversation instead of using the same one… as if we have the memory of a goldfish and seemingly don’t remember your creepy message and weird user name It’s almost like they thought the message would marinate in our subconscious and land differently the second time around? As if ‘I fucking love your tits” was just too intellectually nuanced for us to appreciate the first time around…

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Ahhh yesss the copy and paste Casanovas I have indeed experienced that… it’s even more entertaining when they begin a new thread conversation instead of using the same one… as if we have the memory of a goldfish and seemingly don’t remember your creepy message and weird user name It’s almost like they thought the message would marinate in our subconscious and land differently the second time around? As if ‘I fucking love your tits” was just too intellectually nuanced for us to appreciate the first time around…

I just copy/pasted my previous response to them.

 

[Cybmorg]

I just copy/pasted my previous response to them.

Ahhhh, I did wonder why you called me Dave!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Good morning you!

Ahhh… yes. But not as full of intelligent and engaging conversationalists as I would like… it seems that pretty women who share themselves have more of a cesspit of crap to work through too

How have you been! I’m glad I managed to ‘wake’ you up this morning

I am still in bed, enjoying that sexy vid of you this morning.
Looking forward to the end of the day when I get to catch up with all your shenanigans.

 

[SpicyBean99]

I just copy/pasted my previous response to them.

This is brilliant!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I am still in bed, enjoying that sexy vid of you this morning.
Looking forward to the end of the day when I get to catch up with all your shenanigans.

And shenanigans there shall be

 

[urbangentleman]

I love a dom who’s interested in exploring the boundaries of his own control

I’m definitely more dominant with women, and with men who are a little more introverted. They tend to like being tied up by me and used how I like. The more confident the man, the more likely they are to want to be more dominant!

To be honest I think everyone is a little submissive. Just try being tied up and blindfolded and having all of your senses played with… it’s fucking magical. Maybe a little painful here and there but the end goal is so worth it.

I remember crying after my first ever sub/dom fuck. It was the first time I’d ever been completely and entirely dominated! The after care I received was insanely good, and I’ve never managed to meet a man who could replicate that. He held me naked in his arms, brushing the knots out my hair, ordered me food, ran me a bath and washed my body SO gently. I just cried it was beautiful.

I agree - I don’t want to get pegged, but being blindfolded, edged, sucked, and ridden repeatedly while restrained is a good fucking time!

 

[SpicyBean99]

I agree - I don’t want to get pegged, but being blindfolded, edged, sucked, and ridden repeatedly while restrained is a good fucking time!

this is what I had in mind actually…

 

[urbangentleman]

Happy Sunday, beautiful people I’ve been inspired by food today, so food shall be the topic of the moment.

I could certainly win all of you over with my food, not just my brain, booty and boobs

Oh and yes… those are my home made fried chicken tenders you can hear sizzling in that pan.

Let’s play…

You’ve got one night left on Earth and a personal chef is all yours to cook you up to three courses… literally anything you want. What are you gonna go for? Something nostalgic? Something decadent and filthy rich? A childhood fave?

And what’s your bottomless beverage? Cocktail, gin, holy water even?… your eternal refill awaits….

You also get your own personal entertainment for the evening. Remember you have ALL the choice in the world, absolutely no limits.

I love this game!

Chicken Parm, Salad, Pasta, Tiramisu. Old Fashioneds.

My own entertainment to fuck until im dry sounds great.

Conversely, I’m also a great cook (Mexi, Asian, Mediterranean, Some African.) And could be your full time pussy licker.

 

[ChasBozwell30]

I agree - I don’t want to get pegged, but being blindfolded, edged, sucked, and ridden repeatedly while restrained is a good fucking time!

You don't know what you're missing out on ...!

 

[urbangentleman]

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I’m giggling - I overshared…

 

[GallantWriter]

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If you kiss it all better, I'm game.

 

[Jaws82]

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That dude is very calm for having that many pegs on his face