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[SpicyBean99]

FYIIIIIIII!!

To my silent lurkers, the ones who slide into my inbox instead of posting here on the threads: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time replying to 30–40+ messages. It was honestly exhausting.

My inbox is always packed with cute lil gems like:
“50-year-old well-hung male here from Aus.”
“Horny guy looking to kik.”
“Nice tits, let’s chat.”
"My wife would hate if she knew i was chatting to ya"
"If I flew you out, would you let me breed you?" (this one was specifically gross)
“Here’s my email...let’s connect outside of Lit and get horny.”
And of course: “[link inserted] rate my cock, would you like to fuck me?”

Like…

So yeah, I don’t tend to respond to those. Ever. Which means it can take me a couple of weeks to sort through and reply to the genuine ones. I just did a MASSIVE clear-out, and while not everyone’s been responded to yet (there are so many messages), I’ve tried to get back to all the kind, thoughtful, interesting ones.

Honestly, it’s more overwhelming than when I did OF and had an assistant doing my messages.

Just wanted to say: I’m aware it might come across like I’m ignoring people sometimes, especially if we haven’t chatted much yet. Definitely not aimed at my lovely regulars (you know who you are ).

Anyway, that’s all. Carry on!

 

[Jaws82]

FYIIIIIIII!!

To my silent lurkers, the ones who slide into my inbox instead of posting here on the threads: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time replying to 30–40+ messages. It was honestly exhausting.

My inbox is always packed with cute lil gems like:
“50-year-old well-hung male here from Aus.”
“Horny guy looking to kik.”
“Nice tits, let’s chat.”
"My wife would hate if she knew i was chatting to ya"
"If I flew you out, would you let me breed you?" (this one was specifically gross)
“Here’s my email...let’s connect outside of Lit and get horny.”
And of course: “[link inserted] rate my cock, would you like to fuck me?”

Like…

So yeah, I don’t tend to respond to those. Ever. Which means it can take me a couple of weeks to sort through and reply to the genuine ones. I just did a MASSIVE clear-out, and while not everyone’s been responded to yet (there are so many messages), I’ve tried to get back to all the kind, thoughtful, interesting ones.

Honestly, it’s more overwhelming than when I did OF and had an assistant doing my messages.

Just wanted to say: I’m aware it might come across like I’m ignoring people sometimes, especially if we haven’t chatted much yet. Definitely not aimed at my lovely regulars (you know who you are ).

Anyway, that’s all. Carry on!

I can only imagine the deluge of messages you get.

Lots of weeding in that particular garden

 

[SpicyBean99]

I can only imagine the deluge of messages you get.

Lots of weeding in that particular garden

A whole lotta weeding Jaws. Some of the DMs I've received are so crude and disgusting (even by my standards) I would never repeat them...It can be offputting, especially when cumming here to enjoy myself

 

[Jaws82]

A whole lotta weeding Jaws. Some of the DMs I've received are so crude and disgusting (even by my standards) I would never repeat them...It can be offputting, especially when cumming here to enjoy myself

Oooohh I see what you did there

 

[ChasBozwell30]

FYIIIIIIII!!

To my silent lurkers, the ones who slide into my inbox instead of posting here on the threads: I just spent a ridiculous amount of time replying to 30–40+ messages. It was honestly exhausting.

My inbox is always packed with cute lil gems like:
“50-year-old well-hung male here from Aus.”
“Horny guy looking to kik.”
“Nice tits, let’s chat.”
"My wife would hate if she knew i was chatting to ya"
"If I flew you out, would you let me breed you?" (this one was specifically gross)
“Here’s my email...let’s connect outside of Lit and get horny.”
And of course: “[link inserted] rate my cock, would you like to fuck me?”

Like…

So yeah, I don’t tend to respond to those. Ever. Which means it can take me a couple of weeks to sort through and reply to the genuine ones. I just did a MASSIVE clear-out, and while not everyone’s been responded to yet (there are so many messages), I’ve tried to get back to all the kind, thoughtful, interesting ones.

Honestly, it’s more overwhelming than when I did OF and had an assistant doing my messages.

Just wanted to say: I’m aware it might come across like I’m ignoring people sometimes, especially if we haven’t chatted much yet. Definitely not aimed at my lovely regulars (you know who you are ).

Anyway, that’s all. Carry on!

I can't imagine how many messages you get, I haven't sent one because I'd feel like you must be inundated! Its nice you take the time to reply to everyone. In fact its amazing x

 

[Cybmorg]

Good Morning

It’s audio day today… when I have a chance I shall upload what I prepared for you guys until then, enjoy the view from the back

(Alexa, skip to Friday)

What an adorable little cat (only noticed it on my second viewing )

Happy Monday/audio day to you! Kay the workdays go fast, may your orgasms be powerful, and your inbox be self cleansing if the riff raff

 

[SpicyBean99]

I can't imagine how many messages you get, I haven't sent one because I'd feel like you must be inundated! It’s nice you take the time to reply to everyone. In fact its amazing x

I really try my best.

Like I say, there’s probably someone reading this wondering why they’ve not had a response… but as much as this is a sex site, an erotica site, a place for the curious and the filthy.

I WON’T respond when you send me derogatory messages… or when you talk to me badly about your wife, or tell me you’d love to breed me…

maybe after a few weeks of chatting we might engage in some sexting or I don’t know, some picture sharing? I have done so and I enjoy that! But, I’d like to be friendly with said person beforehand otherwise the interactions seem empty.

As I posted yesterday in the “A-Z Alphabet or people places or things you dis-like”:

Quintessentially fake intimacy

 

[Jaws82]

I really try my best.

Like I say, there’s probably someone reading this wondering why they’ve not had a response… but as much as this is a sex site, an erotica site, a place for the curious and the filthy.

I WON’T respond when you send me derogatory messages… or when you talk to me badly about your wife, or tell me you’d love to breed me…

maybe after a few weeks of chatting we might engage in some sexting or I don’t know, some picture sharing? I have done so and I enjoy that! But, I’d like to be friendly with said person beforehand otherwise the interactions seem empty.

As I posted yesterday in the “A-Z Alphabet or people places or things you dis-like”:

Quintessentially fake intricacy

And I like to feel full

I’ll start up the full English breakfast

 

[GallantWriter]

I really try my best.

Like I say, there’s probably someone reading this wondering why they’ve not had a response… but as much as this is a sex site, an erotica site, a place for the curious and the filthy.

I WON’T respond when you send me derogatory messages… or when you talk to me badly about your wife, or tell me you’d love to breed me…

maybe after a few weeks of chatting we might engage in some sexting or I don’t know, some picture sharing? I have done so and I enjoy that! But, I’d like to be friendly with said person beforehand otherwise the interactions seem empty.

As I posted yesterday in the “A-Z Alphabet or people places or things you dis-like”:

Quintessentially fake intricacy

And I like to feel full

I do adore your innate honesty and ability to craft thoughtful and true pieces. Just another cherry on top of the masterpiece that is Bean!

 

[Jaws82]

Ooohhh wait a minute

It’s almost lunchtime for you. Making you breakfast to feel full would be silly

I’ll have to fill you up with something else

 

[Jaws82]

Would a homemade cream of tomato soup and grilled cheese satisfy your hunger ?

 

[SpicyBean99]

Would a homemade cream of tomato soup and grilled cheese satisfy your hunger ?

Like these? But I get to sit back and have it made for me? Yes please daddy

 

[JustDave478]

Good Morning

It’s audio day today… when I have a chance I shall upload what I prepared for you guys until then, enjoy the view from the back

(Alexa, skip to Friday)

This looks sensual as hell!

 

[SpicyBean99]

This looks sensual as hell!

I’ve missed you around here Dave

 

[JustDave478]

I’ve missed you around here Dave

I've missed being here.

 

[Jaws82]

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Like these? But I get to sit back and have it made for me? Yes please daddy

Pretty much

Just sit back and let me take care of you

 

[Jaws82]

Now I just need something sweet for you

 

[SpicyBean99]

I just did the BDSM test and well… if you were ever wondering you can take a look at the results for yourself

Results from bdsmtest.org:

100% Switch ( this made me laugh out loud I’ve always know this but having a site tell me the same… was funny to me, I’m a true switch at heart )
96% Experimentalist
94% Voyeur
91% Brat
89% Rigger
87% Rope bunny
86% Dominant
85% Degradee
83% Little
81% Owner
79% Brat tamer
75% Masochist
75% Submissive
73% Master/Mistress
66% Non-monogamist
60% Pet
59% Ageplayer
50% Exhibitionist
48% Sadist
48% Primal (Prey)
30% Slave
29% Degrader
18% Vanilla
15% Primal (Hunter)
0% Daddy/Mommy

If you have any questions on the above results don’t be scared to ask me I’ll share!

 

[Jaws82]

I just did the BDSM test and well… if you were ever wondering you can take a look at the results for yourself

Results from bdsmtest.org:

100% Switch ( this made me laugh out loud I’ve always know this but having a site tell me the same… was funny to me, I’m a true switch at heart )
96% Experimentalist
94% Voyeur
91% Brat
89% Rigger
87% Rope bunny
86% Dominant
85% Degradee
83% Little
81% Owner
79% Brat tamer
75% Masochist
75% Submissive
73% Master/Mistress
66% Non-monogamist
60% Pet
59% Ageplayer
50% Exhibitionist
48% Sadist
48% Primal (Prey)
30% Slave
29% Degrader
18% Vanilla
15% Primal (Hunter)
0% Daddy/Mommy

The 50% exhibitionist is surprising figured that’d be a little higher

 

[SpicyBean99]

The 50% exhibitionist is surprising figured that’d be a little higher

I’m less exhibitionist as I am voyeur.

But I have to say there was only one question relating to exhibition? And it was “do you enjoy posting nude pictures online”… I also don’t really have a huge public sex kink though I do enjoy public masturbation…

 

[Jaws82]

I’m less exhibitionist as I am voyeur.

But I have to say there was only one question relating to exhibition? And it was “do you enjoy posting nude pictures online”… I also don’t really have a huge public sex kink though I do enjoy public masturbation…

Noted if we go on a field trip

 

[GallantWriter]

I just did the BDSM test and well… if you were ever wondering you can take a look at the results for yourself

Results from bdsmtest.org:

100% Switch ( this made me laugh out loud I’ve always know this but having a site tell me the same… was funny to me, I’m a true switch at heart )
96% Experimentalist
94% Voyeur
91% Brat
89% Rigger
87% Rope bunny
86% Dominant
85% Degradee
83% Little
81% Owner
79% Brat tamer
75% Masochist
75% Submissive
73% Master/Mistress
66% Non-monogamist
60% Pet
59% Ageplayer
50% Exhibitionist
48% Sadist
48% Primal (Prey)
30% Slave
29% Degrader
18% Vanilla
15% Primal (Hunter)
0% Daddy/Mommy

If you have any questions on the above results don’t be scared to ask me I’ll share!

Hmmm, while I'm definitely dom, there is something about you that makes me think it could be interesting to at least try letting you lead. Sometimes even a Dom can pick up things if he lets go of his need to Dom if only for a while. But damn you are a sexy brat too, must delve into this and really find out what makes you tick. Every layer I pull back excites and endears in it's way.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Something, a little different to my usual postings… a little taster of audio from me.

Nothing too special…

I’ve been thinking I might make more of a thing here as long as it works… how I’d like it too… what do you guys think…let me know?

You’ll want to listen to this

I’m a bit of a silent lurker on this thread, but I have to pipe up and say that was just an amazing piece of audio
Thx for sharing

 

[urbangentleman]

Evening deviants.

Fuck this was a good weekend, long yes but good. I ended my Sunday watching Barbarian ( 2022 Horror movie ) which was pretty fucking decent. I gave it 4 and a half on Letterbox (movie rating app which I swear by) which for my standards is high! I love body gore, home invasion, final girl type films and so this one ticked a few of my boxes! It takes a lot for horror to impress/shock me. Blood alone won’t get me going, but if anyone’s watched Creep 1 & 2, that’s the kinda perfect mix of fuckery and creepiness alongside gore and insanely unique camera angles that I enjoy. Cinema tomorrow for 28 Years Later. ( basically only going to see Jodie Comer in action, fuck I fancied her in Killing Eve, well actually I crushed on both her AND Sandra Oh)

Anyway, enjoy a lil video of me dancing away in my old house, pre Bertie tattoo. I feel you’ll enjoy this one. (Ignore the ROYALLY embarrassing Snapchat filter, I went through a phase of lovingg the app a little too much!

Have a good day/evening my darlings. This girl is tired and needs sleep. (kisses head (s) rolls over, presses butt into you and begins to sore.

Dancing in my kitchen.

Looking stunning as always Bean

 

[SpicyBean99]

Hmmm, while I'm definitely dom, there is something about you that makes me think it could be interesting to at least try letting you lead. Sometimes even a Dom can pick up things if he lets go of his need to Dom if only for a while. But damn you are a sexy brat too, must delve into this and really find out what makes you tick. Every layer I pull back excites and endears in it's way.

I love a dom who’s interested in exploring the boundaries of his own control

I’m definitely more dominant with women, and with men who are a little more introverted. They tend to like being tied up by me and used how I like. The more confident the man, the more likely they are to want to be more dominant!

To be honest I think everyone is a little submissive. Just try being tied up and blindfolded and having all of your senses played with… it’s fucking magical. Maybe a little painful here and there but the end goal is so worth it.

I remember crying after my first ever sub/dom fuck. It was the first time I’d ever been completely and entirely dominated! The after care I received was insanely good, and I’ve never managed to meet a man who could replicate that. He held me naked in his arms, brushing the knots out my hair, ordered me food, ran me a bath and washed my body SO gently. I just cried it was beautiful.