The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[likes2watchU]

So, I'm doing a little online shopping...
Just scrolling through the "on sale" items as one does.
Several variations of this same item keep popping up.
I'm thinking "that's a bit pricey for a pastry dough cutter".
That's because they're replacement blades...
for a chainsaw
Scale... there's no sense of scale to any of these thumbnails... the chainsaw blade is the same size as a pizza cutter
Help a girl out here

 

[Missk_2022]

What is tge difference between swine flu and bird flu



One requires oinkment and tge other requires tweetment

 

[Wonderer67]

Round 1....View attachment 2550266

Is t that what’s known as a “sausage party”?

 

[Wonderer67]

Oooh... Band Name!!

Can I play bass??

 

[Wonderer67]

@likes2watchU
Your replies are absolutely PRICELESS!

I agree. There’s no way I can catch up fully, so a good @likes2watchU summary is sometimes all I need.

 

[Wonderer67]

Round 3View attachment 2550282

Jesus Christ!!!

Is this how you eat every day or just on Sundays?

 

[likes2watchU]

Can I play bass??

someone should

I agree. There’s no way I can catch up fully, so a good @likes2watchU summary is sometimes all I need.

there's a joke in there about a Lit Quickie

Jesus Christ!!!
Is this how you eat every day or just on Sundays?

Does it help knowing it's at least a 6-man crew??

 

[Boat1]

Jesus Christ!!!

Is this how you eat every day or just on Sundays?

We eat pretty good, but this is what we call "Carnivore Sunday" and odds are, we won't even cook on Monday.

 

[Missk_2022]

someone should

there's a joke in there about a Lit Quickie

Does it help knowing it's at least a 6-man crew??

For how many meals?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Here. These cats here are good, too. Their mommy is studying her ass off for a big test tomorrow. She's in school for respiratory therapy.


Speaking of, Willow always had respiratory shit. It's what killed her, I think. I also think that she lived in Geezer for all this time since she died. He used to do things sometimes just like she did, and that's my "proof."


TDK was sitting on my desk and started the wheeze and then looked at me. Draw your own conclusions.

 

[Rj_1954]

Lady K spent Saturday & Sunday in the hospital for multiple tests to try to find out why she has excruciating pain in her ribs and back. She has chronic scoliosis and arthritis and now has a new array of medication including medical grade Fentanyl (a very powerful opioid pain killer) to sue sparingly. She's going to see a orthopedic doctor in July. I'll keep you posted on this as I get informed. She's presently feeling some better and is watching TV now.

 

[Boat1]

For how many meals?

In a way, we "graze" like cattle...
For example, I'm not a big eater when I wake up. I woke up to this big spread today and had a steak and a hotlink, an ice cream sandwich, an ice cream bar, cake and ice cream, then, a dressed hotdog.... followed by a powernap.

 

[Boat1]

Lady K spent Saturday & Sunday in the hospital for multiple tests to try to find out why she has excruciating pain in her ribs and back. She has chronic scoliosis and arthritis and now has a new array of medication including medical grade Fentanyl (a very powerful opioid pain killer) to sue sparingly. She's going to see a orthopedic doctor in July. I'll keep you posted on this as I get informed. She's presently feeling some better and is watching TV now.

Please send her my best, Rj!
I'll send the good vibes, energy and prayers her way!

 

[Boat1]

So, I'm doing a little online shopping...
Just scrolling through the "on sale" items as one does.
Several variations of this same item keep popping up.
I'm thinking "that's a bit pricey for a pastry dough cutter".
That's because they're replacement blades...
for a chainsaw
Scale... there's no sense of scale to any of these thumbnails... the chainsaw blade is the same size as a pizza cutter
Help a girl out here

I typically use coins, a dollar bill, or a water bottle to show "scale" in pics when needed.

 

[R_Clairmont]

Just spent the first day of the “heat dome” in the community pool club. Ahhhh…

It was perfect until a preteen boy beaned me with a football…

 

[likes2watchU]

Is t that what’s known as a “sausage party”?

Must show restraint... Do not make joke about Sausage Party... even though @Wonderer67 just spent the entire weekend with his service buddies...
Don't do it... shhh Don't go there...

We eat pretty good, but this is what we call "Carnivore Sunday" and odds are, we won't even cook on Monday.

I used to do all my food prep and meat cooking on Sunday, too. That was before the time of Food Intolerances
I miss the ease of the 1-day prep for the week!

Here. These cats here are good, too. Their mommy is studying her ass off for a big test tomorrow. She's in school for respiratory therapy.

on the test... Power of the Clouder!!

Lady K spent Saturday & Sunday in the hospital for multiple tests to try to find out why she has excruciating pain in her ribs and back. She has chronic scoliosis and arthritis and now has a new array of medication including medical grade Fentanyl (a very powerful opioid pain killer) to sue sparingly. She's going to see a orthopedic doctor in July. I'll keep you posted on this as I get informed. She's presently feeling some better and is watching TV now.

Sending positive vibes your way. Glad she's feeling a bit better today. Hope you get some answers at the Ortho.

In a way, we "graze" like cattle...
For example, I'm not a big eater when I wake up. I woke up to this big spread today and had a steak and a hotlink, an ice cream sandwich, an ice cream bar, cake and ice cream, then, a dressed hotdog.... followed by a powernap.

Today I've "grazed" on 5 mini-waffles made with protein powder, gluten free mix, and a bit of regular mix (b/c I just today discovered this particular GF mix is crap).

I'm feeling a bit hungry again. It's been about 5 hours. Debating between apple with peanut butter or a cheese quesadilla with a side of jicama.

I typically use coins, a dollar bill, or a water bottle to show "scale" in pics when needed.

As a civilized human being would. This store has items for humans, pets, small - medium - and large livestock FFS!

Just spent the first day of the “heat dome” in the community pool club. Ahhhh…

It was perfect until a preteen boy beaned me with a football…

Oooh, I saw it... it was a run-by balling...

 

[Boat1]

Just spent the first day of the “heat dome” in the community pool club. Ahhhh…

It was perfect until a preteen boy beaned me with a football…

How long did you hold him under?

 

[R_Clairmont]

How long did you hold him under?

I did worse than that, I made him apologize to me in front of his friends!

 

[Boat1]

I did worse than that, I made him apologize to me in front of his friends!

PERFECT!!!

 

[Boat1]

If anyone wondered, here's my version of a "dressed" hotdog...
Mustard, Sriracha and Polish Salad. (Bacon when I'm lucky)

 

[Boat1]

If you like the idea of kraut, but don't like that much sour.... Polish Salad is the ticket.... I'll post a pic of the jar when I go back down to the galley.

 

[Boat1]

It's very mild... a hint of sweet and a hint of sour....

 

[likes2watchU]

I did worse than that, I made him apologize to me in front of his friends!

Champion!!

 

[likes2watchU]

If anyone wondered, here's my version of a "dressed" hotdog...
Mustard, Sriracha and Polish Salad. (Bacon when I'm lucky)View attachment 2550336

I hail from the land of the Chicago Dog
That said - never have I ever consumed a "Chicago Dog"
Nor could I manage one of yours either

 

[Boat1]

I hail from the land of the Chicago Dog
That said - never have I ever consumed a "Chicago Dog"
Nor could I manage one of yours either
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YUMMY!!!