Brandnewbuddy
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Going to a couple pride month events in these couple weeks and this idea randomly popped into my head (also might have been influenced by the Key and Peele sketch about the straight famy asking about the gay wedding). Queer MC suddenly has straight or not so straight people in their lives coming up with some strange ideas of how to celebrate Pride.
For example:
1. MC is a bi guy. out of the blue a newer coworker invites him over to his house for dinner with him and his wife. It’s a bit odd but coworker’s wife is gorgeous and the food is great but post dessert is odd as MC keeps trying to leave but coworker and his wife keep asking him to stay. Eventually the couple comes out and admits they’ve never done this before.
When asked what “this” is:
“Oh well it’s pride month so you have to help a queer person out and you’re a good looking guy and you’re bi so we figured we’d both get out good deed out of the way with a threesome. I mean I’m not really into guys but I do like a lil prostate play and sometimes she likes making me suck on her strap and of course a blowjob’s a blowjob and I’m straight but you’ve got a great ass so I’m good with however you wanna play this, I could even just watch you two go at it if you’d prefer”
MC considers correcting them but takes another look at them, realizes they’ve had quite the dryspell and go along with it.
2. Lesbian woman (cis or trans) is contacted by a former high school bully who says she wants to apologize and make things up to her. MC is skeptical but bully is offering to foot the bill at a pretty expensive restaurant. MC forgives her and bully breathes a sigh of relief: now she’s made up with a gay woman she’s wronged so now she can ask her to help with the other Pride tradition:
“Okay, so since we’re cool now, can you fuck me in the ass?”
“…what.”
“You know, it’s pride month: you make amends with some d1ke or f*g you were mean to and you have anal sex at least once and since you know, you like fucking women in the ass I figured you’d be perfect for that.”
“…what.”
“Oh my god I thought you were gay. It’s all over Instagram. Look if you’re gonna say no, just say it, I can always ask Billy. I need to apologize to him for outing him to his parents.”
Course bully could be a lot more sincere with the apology but I thought it would be hilarious to have someone think anal sex was as mandatory as bringing your mom breakfast for Mother’s Day
3. “Right so it’s Pride Month so we try out some new identities right?”
MC: well yeah, if you’re feeling comfortable with it it’s a great idea to do a little self-exploration.
“Okay cool, well I’m gonna try on being Ace for the month…but I’m really horny so if you could try and make a pass at me, I’d really appreciate it.”
For example:
1. MC is a bi guy. out of the blue a newer coworker invites him over to his house for dinner with him and his wife. It’s a bit odd but coworker’s wife is gorgeous and the food is great but post dessert is odd as MC keeps trying to leave but coworker and his wife keep asking him to stay. Eventually the couple comes out and admits they’ve never done this before.
When asked what “this” is:
“Oh well it’s pride month so you have to help a queer person out and you’re a good looking guy and you’re bi so we figured we’d both get out good deed out of the way with a threesome. I mean I’m not really into guys but I do like a lil prostate play and sometimes she likes making me suck on her strap and of course a blowjob’s a blowjob and I’m straight but you’ve got a great ass so I’m good with however you wanna play this, I could even just watch you two go at it if you’d prefer”
MC considers correcting them but takes another look at them, realizes they’ve had quite the dryspell and go along with it.
2. Lesbian woman (cis or trans) is contacted by a former high school bully who says she wants to apologize and make things up to her. MC is skeptical but bully is offering to foot the bill at a pretty expensive restaurant. MC forgives her and bully breathes a sigh of relief: now she’s made up with a gay woman she’s wronged so now she can ask her to help with the other Pride tradition:
“Okay, so since we’re cool now, can you fuck me in the ass?”
“…what.”
“You know, it’s pride month: you make amends with some d1ke or f*g you were mean to and you have anal sex at least once and since you know, you like fucking women in the ass I figured you’d be perfect for that.”
“…what.”
“Oh my god I thought you were gay. It’s all over Instagram. Look if you’re gonna say no, just say it, I can always ask Billy. I need to apologize to him for outing him to his parents.”
Course bully could be a lot more sincere with the apology but I thought it would be hilarious to have someone think anal sex was as mandatory as bringing your mom breakfast for Mother’s Day
3. “Right so it’s Pride Month so we try out some new identities right?”
MC: well yeah, if you’re feeling comfortable with it it’s a great idea to do a little self-exploration.
“Okay cool, well I’m gonna try on being Ace for the month…but I’m really horny so if you could try and make a pass at me, I’d really appreciate it.”
